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chuckles471 wrote...

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An all male race can't exist because you need tobe able to birth and raise the kids. 


Seehorse males are the ones who are pregnant and  give birth to their children.

Yeah but they don't have to push a baby out their penis. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww:pinched::pinched::crying::sick::(


Just make them like Namekians from Dragon Ball Z. Problem solved.

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I'm pretty sure asari aren't amphibian...

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Also, there are male asari they are just rare

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nomoredruggs wrote...

I'm pretty sure asari aren't amphibian...


I saw a concept video on Youtube about how they made the Asari race. I am pretty sure they said amphibian. Their skin is like blueish dolphin skin and those hair-ridge things are like tentacles.

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Can you imagine an all-male gay race that could impregnate any other species in the galaxy, even other males?
Well, they already made something that resembles it.

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Paradox6006 wrote...

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Bioware made a race of thousand year old blue amphibian lesbians that can have sex with anyone, but where is the race of flamboyantly gay red reptiles? Would anyone want a squadmate like that to keep STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE company?



LOLLLLL



I'll admitt I could not stop laughing when I read that

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Adugan wrote...

Bioware made a race of thousand year old blue amphibian lesbians that can have sex with anyone, but where is the race of flamboyantly gay red reptiles? Would anyone want a squadmate like that to keep STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE company?

Hilarious. I approve of this idea.

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Adugan wrote...

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Yea why not? Because men can't have babies, that's why! It would be a race boomed to extinction.


So when something went boom, they would all go extinct? That would mean they could never build supersonic jets or cannons.


Haha, oops. Yes, or maybe the gay race predicted the multi colored explosions!

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Adugan wrote...

nomoredruggs wrote...

I'm pretty sure asari aren't amphibian...


I saw a concept video on Youtube about how they made the Asari race. I am pretty sure they said amphibian. Their skin is like blueish dolphin skin and those hair-ridge things are like tentacles.


I suppose the inspiration could come from sea creatures, I bet if any race is amphibian it's the salarians though!

Anyway, why gay? Asari swing both ways, so should a red all-male race...let's not shaft  straight female players here!


Siansonea II wrote...

An all-male species and "gay" species aren't the same thing. 

I had an idea for a species that was all male. They would reproduce by impregnating a host, and their offspring would use the host as a mother, adapting to the mother's own DNA, and masking its own. When it is born, it looks like the mother species, but during puberty, it metamorphoses into the father species. The children could be male or female at birth, or some third sex, it matters not. 

I based this idea off the idea of incubus demons and changelings. I still think it could be cool, if technobabble could be written to explain it. :) 


I like that idea...it's freaky!

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nomoredruggs wrote...

Adugan wrote...

nomoredruggs wrote...

I'm pretty sure asari aren't amphibian...


I saw a concept video on Youtube about how they made the Asari race. I am pretty sure they said amphibian. Their skin is like blueish dolphin skin and those hair-ridge things are like tentacles.


I suppose the inspiration could come from sea creatures, I bet if any race is amphibian it's the salarians though!

Anyway, why gay? Asari swing both ways, so should a red all-male race...let's not shaft  straight female players here!


Siansonea II wrote...

An all-male species and "gay" species aren't the same thing. 

I had an idea for a species that was all male. They would reproduce by impregnating a host, and their offspring would use the host as a mother, adapting to the mother's own DNA, and masking its own. When it is born, it looks like the mother species, but during puberty, it metamorphoses into the father species. The children could be male or female at birth, or some third sex, it matters not. 

I based this idea off the idea of incubus demons and changelings. I still think it could be cool, if technobabble could be written to explain it. :) 


I like that idea...it's freaky!


Before they met other races they only had that sort-of-sex-thing with each other, and they are all female. Thats why.

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Adugan wrote...


Before they met other races they only had that sort-of-sex-thing with each other, and they are all female. Thats why.


Ok, so when they discover the rest of galactic civilizations they realize they can mate with all of them? 

Red lizard folk should be an LI for both Sheps, is what I'm getting at :P

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Adugan wrote...

Bioware made a race of thousand year old blue amphibian lesbians that can have sex with anyone, but where is the race of flamboyantly gay red reptiles? Would anyone want a squadmate like that to keep STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE company?


And I point you to one of the concept pieces for Thane: http://www.gameinfor...n-of-thane.aspx 

Last picture on that first page. Ain't it great? Too bad he ended up being a bad****, right?

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Equality? Who cares its an effen game ffs

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SimKoning wrote...

There are numerous examples of all female species in the animal world. 


Name 5

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nomoredruggs wrote...

Adugan wrote...


Before they met other races they only had that sort-of-sex-thing with each other, and they are all female. Thats why.


Ok, so when they discover the rest of galactic civilizations they realize they can mate with all of them? 

Red lizard folk should be an LI for both Sheps, is what I'm getting at :P


I dont know, man. Women trying to have sex with gay guys would just be deluding themselves ;)

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The only way I could see this kind of thing occuring is if they were some kind of reversal of the deep sea angler fish species where the male is essentially a tiny parasite that attaches itself to the female and becomes a tiny little sperm sack that lives as just a bump attacked to her for life.

Maybe this male species has females that are similar. They attach to males and become essentially ovary sacks that eject eggs into a male brooding pouch like seahorses have. Perhaps, the males have to engage in a sexual ritual to stimulate egg production and release like certain all-female lizard species have to engage in sex to stimulate parthenogenesis.

There you go - a plausible all-male (mostly) species.

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

chuckles471 wrote...

Bfler wrote...

Esquin wrote...

An all male race can't exist because you need tobe able to birth and raise the kids. 


Seehorse males are the ones who are pregnant and  give birth to their children.

Yeah but they don't have to push a baby out their penis. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww:pinched::pinched::crying::sick::(


Just make them like Namekians from Dragon Ball Z. Problem solved.


The above quote is actualy wrong. Seahorse males are actually closer to mamals in that they have a pouch in which they store the fetilized eggs. It's like if you hung a chickens eggs from a roosters neck in a bag. 

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Adugan wrote...

Paradox6006 wrote...

Adugan wrote...

Bioware made a race of thousand year old blue amphibian lesbians that can have sex with anyone, but where is the race of flamboyantly gay red reptiles? Would anyone want a squadmate like that to keep STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE company?



LOLLLLL

A gay race (considering they're male, since you want them for Steve) wouldn't be able to reproduce bruh


They would reproduce with spores like Orks in warhammer 40k.

Then wouldn't that make the flamboyantly gay red fungusoids instead of flamboyantly gay red reptiles?

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Adugan wrote...

nomoredruggs wrote...

Adugan wrote...


Before they met other races they only had that sort-of-sex-thing with each other, and they are all female. Thats why.


Ok, so when they discover the rest of galactic civilizations they realize they can mate with all of them? 

Red lizard folk should be an LI for both Sheps, is what I'm getting at :P


I dont know, man. Women trying to have sex with gay guys would just be deluding themselves ;)


But then, MShep trying to have sex with Liara would be deluding himself!

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nomoredruggs wrote...

Adugan wrote...

nomoredruggs wrote...

Adugan wrote...


Before they met other races they only had that sort-of-sex-thing with each other, and they are all female. Thats why.


Ok, so when they discover the rest of galactic civilizations they realize they can mate with all of them? 

Red lizard folk should be an LI for both Sheps, is what I'm getting at :P


I dont know, man. Women trying to have sex with gay guys would just be deluding themselves ;)


But then, MShep trying to have sex with Liara would be deluding himself!


He is, he is. 

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Zamnil Blackaxe wrote...

Then wouldn't that make the flamboyantly gay red fungusoids instead of flamboyantly gay red reptiles?


Hm, maybe that's not a bad idea...if we already have sea creature/amphibian all-female species, then the all-male one could be some kind of plant based life form. Intriguing.

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Anthropophobic wrote...

They're bisexuals, not lesbians.

(Before anyone says they're monogendered or something, we all know they're essentially female.)


Well.. yeah.

That's what 'monogendered' means - one gender; female.

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Tom Lehrer wrote...

SimKoning wrote...

There are numerous examples of all female species in the animal world.


Name 5


Amazon molly (fish that mates but does't use genetic material from males)
Mycocepurus smithii (all female ants)
Brevipalpus phoenicis (mite mutation with no male offspring)
Cnemidophorus neomexicanus (all female species of lizards that still mate, kinda like Asari)
Rotifer (little bug thingy, platyzoan)

That's five, what do I win?

And to those that are suggesting that I am biased due to homophobia... nice strawman. No, I don't like the idea because I prefer they keep the amount of absurdities to a minimum in science fiction

The Asari would be females if they evolved from hominid analogs that reproduced sexually. The males could have been killed off by some natural disaster or plague. 

Modifié par SimKoning, 04 juillet 2012 - 02:11 .


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SimKoning wrote...

Tom Lehrer wrote...

SimKoning wrote...

There are numerous examples of all female species in the animal world.


Name 5


Amazon molly (fish that mates but does't use genetic material from males)
Mycocepurus smithii (all female ants)
Brevipalpus phoenicis (mite mutation with no male offspring)
Cnemidophorus neomexicanus (all female species of lizards that still mate, kinda like Asari)
Rotifer (little bug thingy, platyzoan)

That's five, what do I win?

And to those that are suggesting that I am biased due to homophobia... nice strawman. No, I don't like the idea because I prefer they keep the amount of absurdities to a minimum in science fiction

The Asari would be females if they evolved from hominid analogs that reproduced sexually. The males could have been killed off by some natural disaster or plague. 




You win some lesbians.


And no, if all the males died in any species, that species would be screwed. You cant evolve past two genders in a single lifetime of that species.

Modifié par Adugan, 04 juillet 2012 - 08:16 .


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The Angry One wrote...


They talk of females, BioWare are just lazy.
We've never heard of a Batarian female, however..


They're in the Novels. 

Modifié par ImperatorMortis, 04 juillet 2012 - 08:18 .