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"Nice to see you again, Garrus. Face still looks like ****."


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#101
Carlthestrange

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Best: "That was for Thane, you son of a ****!"

Worst: "I am the Catalyst."

Modifié par Carlthestrange, 05 juillet 2012 - 03:37 .


#102
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Toall the people saying that the kid would never react like that, I think you're mistaken. If, for example, he has already seen people trying to help him evacuate killed and that's why he's hiding, the reaction of "everyone's dying" and "you can't help me" would actually be fairly accurate for a child.

#103
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Best quotes of ME3:

1) Every time Shepard gets angry with Xen over referring to Geth as machines.
2) Bleehhhuuuhhh I dunno anything else.

Worst quotes:

1) We fight or we die.
2) Capable of unquantifiable levels of destruction.
3) That's it, that's our plan!?
4) I am the Catalyst
5) I was born in London
6) Attack!
7) Kai Leng's entire email
8) I'm only slow cause I'm not running
9) You were warned not to overstay your welcome
10) You can't help me.
11) The fight is here on Earth.
12) You wouldn't know them, and there is not enough time to explain.
13) SO BE IT.
14) I do not look forward to being replaced by you but I would have no chocie.
15) If only you could see Earth how I see it, it's so perfect.

I'm sure I forgot some. Also, arranged in no particular order.

Modifié par Eain, 05 juillet 2012 - 03:41 .


#104
ForThessia

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Rila- "we are not your slaves!"
Banshee-:blink:

#105
Adamantium93

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I can deal with black and white, but grey...i dont know what to do with grey...

#106
Talogrungi

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Best: Mordin: "I MADE A MISTAKE!"

Worst: Shepard: "So.. the Illusive Man was right?" <--- NO. NO HE WASN'T.

#107
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On tuchanka when wrex says
Now hang your head high like true krogan (then points at the door and yells) THERE'S A REAPER THAT NEEDS KILLING thang line still gets me amped up. There were a lot more great ones

Worst everything kaileng and holo kid says

#108
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Best: "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters"

Worst: "No. Now it's fun" or "No deal"

Modifié par scaryness, 05 juillet 2012 - 04:01 .


#109
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When freeing the Rachni queen on Noveria:
Wrex: "great, bugs are writing songs about you. Mark my words, you're going to regret this."

Worst: "STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEE"
"I'm okay!"
"You sure?"

Such a bizarre contrast.

#110
ZiMei

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"Equalizing interior pressure with exterior atmosphere. Logged. The commanding officer is ashore, XO Pressly has the deck."
vs...
"But he (illusive man) could've never taken control. Because we have already controlled him." (Ok.........that's all?)

#111
ld1449

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I don't need luck. I have ammo.

#112
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"Get the hell off my ship!" After punching Admiral Gerrel.
"No Deal". Miranda at Sanctuary after she kills her father.

Modifié par bFootball, 05 juillet 2012 - 03:58 .


#113
garrusfan1

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bFootball wrote...

"Get the hell off my ship!" After punching Admiral Gerrel.
"No Deal". Miranda at Sanctuary after she kills her father.

The admiral gerrel on was funny

#114
garrusfan1

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OP where did the don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining quote come from

#115
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Rubios wrote...

Best: "Do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali'Zorah? Does this unit have a soul?"
Worse: "It is the final evolution of all life" lolwut

Looks like all the writers skipped biology in high school :?

PS: The whole Steve dying scene was terrible too...


wait, can steve die? how? 

#116
voteDC

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garrusfan1 wrote...

OP where did the don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining quote come from

Take Wrex with you to talk to Executor Palin and ask him about corruption in C-Sec.

#117
Arkevilex

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Best:

Shepard - "Tell your friends we're comin for them..."
Garrus - "It was nice to finally nab Lieutenant Bastard Kai Leng."

Conversation Romance Start Liara/Shep -

Shep - "Friends doesn't cut it for me anymore Liara"
Liara - "wow....that sounds serious"
Shep - "I am serious ect ect.
Liara - "well...you're extremely lucky that I feel the same way too.."
Shep - "I know" ;)

Anything Javik says.

Worst:

Catalyst.

Modifié par Arkevilight, 05 juillet 2012 - 04:22 .


#118
corporal doody

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Best: Liara "I am yours..."

Worst: dunno...some of the stuff Morinth said while fighting Samara was alil odd...but forgivable

#119
garrusfan1

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voteDC wrote...

garrusfan1 wrote...

OP where did the don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining quote come from

Take Wrex with you to talk to Executor Palin and ask him about corruption in C-Sec.

Oh I thought he meant in me3

#120
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Best (both ME2):



1.Shep: "We can always go back and get you exiled"
Tali: "No.. etc.. it's fun watching you shout"

2. The whole scene of the volus in Samaras quest "I am a biotic god", "Fear me" etc.. just :D
 

#121
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Best:
Wrex: "Sometimes I'm not sure if Normandy's a warship or a flying freak show." (something among these lines)

Worst:
Random kid: "You can't save me."
Shepard: "We fight or we die."
Shepard: "It's not about tactics or strategy."

In general, this time Shepard's one-liners are often literally begging for a facepalm. Old Normandy's crew is pure gold as usual. And Javik's cynicism is an unexpectedly good addition.

Modifié par RinuCZ, 05 juillet 2012 - 05:23 .


#122
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garrusfan1 wrote...

voteDC wrote...

garrusfan1 wrote...

OP where did the don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining quote come from

Take Wrex with you to talk to Executor Palin and ask him about corruption in C-Sec.

Oh I thought he meant in me3


I changed it to reflect ME3 :bandit:

#123
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Best: "From this day forth the name SHEPARD will mean HERO!"


Worst: Kasumi - "The last time I helped you you roped me into a suicide mission!"

Kasumi, THATS WHAT YOU WERE PAID TO DO.

#124
Love Sherri

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"When fire burns, is it at war?"

GTFO StarKid

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Not ME3 but one of the best quotes (and kinda funny considering what synthesis does..)
"No! No glands, replaced by tech! No digestive system, replaced by tech! No soul, replaced by tech! No art, no culture, closer to husks than slaves, tools for the reapers! Worse than the geth!"