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[numark]

BEST:
Mordin - "Thresher Maw getting closer!!"
Wrex - "Tell me something I don't know!"
Mordin - "Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!"

Edit:
Adding in the entire Bachelor party dialogue scene from ME2; too funny.

WORST:
This may be nitpicky but I've always hated everything Cerberus troops say when fighting them. You hear a vid on Cronos Station at the end of the game saying they can "outfight any Alliance soldier" blah blah blah but whenever you fight them they just sound like complete wusses! I shoot them in the foot once and they're immediately like:
Cerberus trooper:
TAKING CASUALTIES!!
WE'VE GOT WOUNDED!!
SQUAD REGROUP!!

Modifié par numark, 08 juillet 2012 - 10:50 .

[cavs25]

"Throw it out the airlock"
Javik

[thisisme8]

For some reason I get a kick out of bringing Tali to Grunt's/Rachni mission. She has plenty of dialogue where she questions why you would bring a tech specialist to a dark cave full of monsters and then she gets spooked whenever the little bugs crawl around.

"Spiders, spiders, spiders, SPIDERS!!!!"

[numark]

thisisme8 wrote...

For some reason I get a kick out of bringing Tali to Grunt's/Rachni mission. She has plenty of dialogue where she questions why you would bring a tech specialist to a dark cave full of monsters and then she gets spooked whenever the little bugs crawl around.

"Spiders, spiders, spiders, SPIDERS!!!!"

lol, nice, i've never done that before, i'll have to try that my next playthrough =P

[Cobalt2113]

"Emerrgenncy induction port..."

[Merwanor]

Shepard Cmdr wrote...

flanny wrote...

I am the very spirit of a Scientist salarian,
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology,
Because I am an expert, which I know is a tautology.
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model o  boom

:crying:

fixed
:crying::crying:
At least he didn't see the ending that would have been...problematic.

When they shift to Shepard at that moment, I was just waiting for him to mumble, a scientist salarian.

[numark]

Heheh, I can't believe I forgot these, but a lot of the Conrad Verner dialogue too:

Sort of a tongue-in-cheek reference to the cooling down/thermal clip change from ME1 to ME2:
Shepard - "Seems this place is hard pressed for supplies. I think I saw some guys fighting over a thermal clip."
Conrad - "A what?"
Shepard - "A thermal clip. They stop weapons from overheating. Sorry, just a joke."
Conrad - "Wait, where did these thermal clips come from? I thought weapons cooled down."
Shepard - "They used to. After the geth attack a few years back we switched to thermal clips."
Conrad - "Well that sounds like a major step backward."
Shepard - "It lets guns fire with more power and soldiers can pop in a new clip instead of waiting for the gun to cool."
Conrad - "Fine, sure. You can still wait for your gun to cool down on its own, though, right?"
Shepard - "Well, no. The in gun cooling tech was sacrificed to make room for the thermal clips."
Conrad - "Okay, that's just... you might as well be going back to limited ammunition."
Shepard - "It's not ammunition Conrad."
Conrad - "I just don't think it's a very good idea."
Shepard  - "I'll be sure to let every military organization in the galaxy know that."

<This one only available to femshep, I think>
femshep - "Did you lose anyone back on Earth?"
Conrad - "No, I mean extranet friends and such, but I don't really have any family left."
femshep - "What about you're wife?"
Conrad - "Um..."
femshep - "Conrad, do you even have a wife?"
Conrad - "Oh yes! yes, yes, yes...
Conrad - "Well no, but see...
femshep - "Conrad if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I'm going to be very unhappy."
Conrad - "It's just a poster with a few candles. It's very tasteful."
femshep - "Gah!"

[Love Sherri]

numark wrote...

<This one only available to femshep, I think>
femshep - "Did you lose anyone back on Earth?"
Conrad - "No, I mean extranet friends and such, but I don't really have any family left."
femshep - "What about you're wife?"
Conrad - "Um..."
femshep - "Conrad, do you even have a wife?"
Conrad - "Oh yes! yes, yes, yes...
Conrad - "Well no, but see...
femshep - "Conrad if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I'm going to be very unhappy."
Conrad - "It's just a poster with a few candles. It's very tasteful."
femshep - "Gah!"

For those wondering:

youtu.be/9eow4XCnq_M

[iSousek]

˝ARGHARGH !˝
- Kaidan Alenko (after steve gets shot down)

[Lisa_H]

numark wrote...

Heheh, I can't believe I forgot these, but a lot of the Conrad Verner dialogue too:

Sort of a tongue-in-cheek reference to the cooling down/thermal clip change from ME1 to ME2:
Shepard - "Seems this place is hard pressed for supplies. I think I saw some guys fighting over a thermal clip."
Conrad - "A what?"
Shepard - "A thermal clip. They stop weapons from overheating. Sorry, just a joke."
Conrad - "Wait, where did these thermal clips come from? I thought weapons cooled down."
Shepard - "They used to. After the geth attack a few years back we switched to thermal clips."
Conrad - "Well that sounds like a major step backward."
Shepard - "It lets guns fire with more power and soldiers can pop in a new clip instead of waiting for the gun to cool."
Conrad - "Fine, sure. You can still wait for your gun to cool down on its own, though, right?"
Shepard - "Well, no. The in gun cooling tech was sacrificed to make room for the thermal clips."
Conrad - "Okay, that's just... you might as well be going back to limited ammunition."
Shepard - "It's not ammunition Conrad."
Conrad - "I just don't think it's a very good idea."
Shepard  - "I'll be sure to let every military organization in the galaxy know that."

<This one only available to femshep, I think>
femshep - "Did you lose anyone back on Earth?"
Conrad - "No, I mean extranet friends and such, but I don't really have any family left."
femshep - "What about you're wife?"
Conrad - "Um..."
femshep - "Conrad, do you even have a wife?"
Conrad - "Oh yes! yes, yes, yes...
Conrad - "Well no, but see...
femshep - "Conrad if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I'm going to be very unhappy."
Conrad - "It's just a poster with a few candles. It's very tasteful."
femshep - "Gah!"

Love these

[The Stabilo Boss]

I can't believe nobody has said this yet:


His face when he imagines krogan mating is priceless.

[BiO]

Olaf_de_IJsbeer wrote...

"What insane breed of logic is that?" - Lorik Qui'in, i.e. that turian on Noveria whose office was being trashed by Administrator Anoleis, in response to Renegade Shepard's trolling

"This drink here is my only friend... I wish to be alone!"