ALISTAR SUCKS
#51
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 08:25
I don't like the Alistair romance, but for the most part, if I romance him, it's for my own plot reasons, otherwise I leave it (and him) alone. I do have to laugh that if he finally asks you to the tent, if you turn him down you get -10 approval, but if you ask him too soon more than once, he also gives negative approval. What about the PC's approval? Hmmmm? *grin* Ok, I will admit not too many female gamers will ever see that -10 approval, but I did!
#52
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 08:27
#53
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 08:29
FireEmblem29 wrote...
He really does. I tried using him, even spent a lot of money enchanging his rune. But he sucks soooo bad.
If he sucks in combat, that's because you suck at spec'ing, gearing and/or utilizing him.
#54
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 08:33
StephenCharles wrote...
ahahha i agree, i just used him to take all the damage, and he sucked at that, so finally decided to go with the golem over him and its been waaaaaaay better
You have got to be kidding me you can do far better in both damage reduction and resistances by the end game with a regular shield warrior than with Shale. You just do not know how to build a tank. Granted he is a bit squishy at the beginning but then...he is just a bundle of stats you have to, you know, build your character. He doesn't suck, you do. I barely even have to heal him by level 16 or so.
#55
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 08:57
As much as I love Alistair's character, I freely admit he has a lot of flaws, but that is part of why I like him so much. Alpha male characters with the depth of Duke Nukem are a dime a dozen in video games, and as funny as interacting with Sten can be, I really appreciate that the writers decided it was okay to not equate manliness with stoicism and grunting when creating the leading male character.
That being said, I spoiled the heck out of myself before the game came out, because I wanted to romance Alistair the "right" way the first time. I'm glad I did now, after reading about how angry some people became after being dumped by him after the Landsmeet. I'd like to think I would have brushed it off, but some of you people are vindictive. Remind me to never cross ejoslin in real life.
#56
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 09:09
TeenZombie wrote...
As much as I love Alistair's character, I freely admit he has a lot of flaws, but that is part of why I like him so much. Alpha male characters with the depth of Duke Nukem are a dime a dozen in video games, and as funny as interacting with Sten can be, I really appreciate that the writers decided it was okay to not equate manliness with stoicism and grunting when creating the leading male character.
Well said. I think the line that pushed me into "I MUST ROMANCE ALISTAIR OR DIE TRYING" was "For you, maybe. But it has to be a pretty dress." Any man who could can say something like that, and then go smack darkspawn with a shield is well worth pursuing.
#57
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 09:16
TeenZombie wrote...
Remind me to never cross ejoslin in real life.
Good policy!
I'm still laughing! Thanks
#58
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 09:30
As for his actual character, I have a tendency to like him. He has some mega-faults, but between plot contrivances he's fun to chat/joke with and you can really put him through the wringer on many romantic conversations with no disapproval. It's fun to make him work for it!
#59
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 09:48
His personality is a lot easier to handle if you harden him. Though I don't really mind it either way, Leliana on the other hand...
#60
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:23
Leliana is great too, but her personality rubs me up the wrong way. No, that's not quite right, her personality is fine - it's her tedious, preachy, Chantry lines in conjunction with being a bardic assassin/seducer. It doesn't work for me. If she was a preachy goody two shoes (like Wynne) then her speech/reactions wouldn't bother me. Or an amoral killer like Zev who doesn't spout the chantry line. The hypocrisy of her actions versus her speech/reactions grates on my nerves. But I freely acknowledge that that's me - some people actually like that combination.
It's the same with Al. If you're looking for maturity in him, you won't get it. He's young, sheltered, virginal, and rather emotionally stunted. Indeed, Zevran and Morrigan are emotionally damaged or immature too - unable or unwilling to commit to a loving relationship. Alistair's one and only no go zone is Loghain - and David Gaider explained why that is so. Heck, Alistair will even indulge in a threesome at the Pearl once you warm him up a little.
It's all purely subjective. Sweet and strong I like - he'll grow up eventually. Thuggish brutes along the Conan the Barbarian lines? Puh-leeze, keep them well away from me. [Edit: I might've found that attractive when I was a teenager, but that's too long ago to remember; I certainly don't now.]
Modifié par SusanStoHelit, 15 janvier 2010 - 10:25 .
#61
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:26
Skellimancer wrote...
i just got -22 approval from him for doing what he suggested.
i killed conner, i think the Terminator would be proud of me.
EPIC LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
#62
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:28
Trolls are a bad influence on me.
And, I respectfully disagree with the OP.
#63
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:32
#64
Guest_LostScout_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:41
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#65
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:44
My daughter is almost 30. It's been a long time since I had to put up with whiney little kids, so I handle Alistair the same way I'd handle them. When I leave camp, I leave him there. Then I don't have to listen to him.LostScout wrote...
I give Alistair Knight Commander's Armor and Duncan's shield and a good Dragonbone sword. Develop his Templar abilities and let him roll. He does just fine in battle. As far as his whining goes, those of us who have been married and spent time around small children have learned to tune out whining automaticly. I honestly never even notice it.
#66
Guest_LostScout_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:50
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#67
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 12:30
Modifié par legbamel, 16 janvier 2010 - 12:30 .
#68
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 12:34
It's also sad-funny you gave him a rune - A RUNE. and now you've declared him to suck. What did you do, walk into battle in underwear with his 1 rune weapon and you're shocked he can't tank for you?
I'm sorry, my friend, but YOU failed Alistair. A soldier is only as effective as the officer who's leading him.
Alistair stood side by side with me through the entire game. Him and I are the ultimate meat shield for Morrigan and Wynne. The four of us are unstoppable.
Now go away.
Modifié par StaticSilence, 16 janvier 2010 - 12:43 .
#69
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:08
However, only if she feels the need to suck on something of Alistair's will she let him know.
#70
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:48
#71
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:54
It sucked trying to finish that loghain fight at the landsmeet with a naked alistair.MOTpoetryION wrote...
yes he does. and the little bi**h took all my gear when he left crying "again".he cant make a decision if his virginity depended on it . keeps crying over a dude he did not know that long. i think he is just in the closet. the only thing he has going for him is his accent. he's just a quitter that cant fight worth s**t. i should of let Annora kill him. sorry ladies i call them as i see them
#72
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:56
Erakleitos wrote...
protip: it's you who's controlling Alistair. This isn't a movie...
+1
#73
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 04:32
I usually respec, which means that everyone is useful and great (paticularly poor dear Zev, who's late game recruitment sort of screws him over). But if one doesn't respec (or are playing on a platform without mods), Ali's pretty well set up, and you get him extremely early. You can turn him in to almost as perfect a tank as you could create for your main PC. All the other characters had things that drove me nuts (well, Wynne and Oghran didn't bother me too much, but they're still not perfect), from Morg and Zev claiming they have skills that they actually don't to Sten's missing spec. Ali, though, can be got at... what, level 3/4ish? And he hasn't made too many mistakes by that point. I appreciate that.
#74
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 05:22
#75
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 03:19
haTor_pedo wrote...
Haha! I thought so too after my first playthrough as a mage, when he refused to marry me in the landsmeet and then afterwards had the audacity to DUMP me! <_As a fem noble i romanced Ali yet again, only I was still a bit pissed about my first playthrough, so when I came to the landsmeet i ruined everything for myself and told Ali to ****** the fck off. Hee hee hee!
Vengance, sweeeeet vengance!
I still haven't had a "happy ending". I think I am still abit pissed about his prudishness and sense of "duty". Fcking puss, won't even stand up for the woman he supposedly "loves"
Other than that: <3Go Alistair!<3





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