83 réponses à ce sujet

[Infiltrat0r_N7]

Inspired by a thread in the Off Topic forum, I talked to Cleverbot [LINK] extensively about Mass Effect.

Here are some of the responses I've gotten. What can you get out of it?

...

User: I'm commander shepard.

Cleverbot: Shepard.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Just doing some calibrations.

...

User: I'm Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: And this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

...

User: Shepard-Commander.

Cleverbot: Shepard-Commander?

Cleverbot (To myself): Legion.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you have a piece of my n7 armor.

...

User: Ah, yes. 'Reapers'.

Cleverbot: We've dismissed that claim.

...

And my personal favorite...

User: I'm Commander Shepard.

Cleverbot: I'm commander shepard and this is my favourite geth on the citadel.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you remember your mission, Shepard-Commander?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I need to stop the reapers.

Cleverbot (To myself): Go ahead. We will be here if you wish to speak more.

Modifié par Infiltrat0r_N7, 06 juillet 2012 - 12:22 .

[Nimpe]

And how many times did you have to try to get it to say this? Cleverbot is known to lose interest quickly.

[Hussain747715]

ME: Ah, yes. 'Reapers'.
Bot: You are collector?
ME: No, I am a reaper.
Bot: So do I have to pick between three colors to destroy you?

[nhcre8tv1]

Hussain747715 wrote...

ME: Ah, yes. 'Reapers'.
Bot: You are collector?
ME: No, I am a reaper.
Bot: So do I have to pick between three colors to destroy you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA, OH HAHAHA, HAHAHA, OH MAN, HA,

Anyway I just kept going Wrex, Shepard back and forth.

Also this

Modifié par nhcre8tv1, 06 juillet 2012 - 01:26 .

[stargatefan1990]

That's ok but how do i stop the Reapers?
With grit and determination. HIT THE BUTTON!
What button? are you the Catalyst?
I am the writer of the story, not the princess.
You are the Catalyst?
You are right I am the computer.
................
the Catalyst is playing games!
...................

[Reofeir]

User: Is BSN a happy place?

Cleverbot: Because it's a good day.

User: What if Extended cut is released. Is it still a good day?

Cleverbot: Then it is a bad start.

[squee365]

User: Should I control the reapers? Destroy the reapers? or merge organic and synthetic life?
Cleverbot: You can't. You're in a trap.

IT CONFIRMED. IT CONFIRMED.

[Eain]

This just happened:

Me: Are you the Catalyst?
CB: No.
Me: I need to stop the Reapers, do you know how I can do that?
CB: I don't know.
Me: What's the Crucible?
CB: A computer with artificial intelligence.

Fuel on the fire of Reject.

[BinaryHelix101]

squee365 wrote...

User: Should I control the reapers? Destroy the reapers? or merge organic and synthetic life?
Cleverbot: You can't. You're in a trap.

IT CONFIRMED. IT CONFIRMED.

Cleverbot confirmed it. I think this seals the deal. Literalists can't deny facts.

[Brakensiek]

User: How do I defeat the Reapers?

Cleverbot: You don't. It is a joke.

[Yeardley]

Me: Does this unit have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Do Reapers have souls?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Do animals have souls?
Cleverbot: Animals are irrelevant. You will be assimilated.

Well, okay then.

[ManOfSteel]

Me: I am the vanguard of your destruction.
Cleverbot: Are you a Reaper?
...
Me: You are not Saren.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

Damn, Shepard should have tried that on Sovereign...

...
Me: Ashley or Kaidan?
Cleverbot: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. 
<_<

Modifié par DoomHK, 06 juillet 2012 - 09:52 .

[Exozze]

DoomHK wrote...



...
Me: Ashley or Kaidan?
Cleverbot: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. 
<_<

Of course its Tali! 

...

Me: I need to destroy the Reapers.

CB: But you're a computer. You don't need to go to the bathroom.

Dafuq?


...

Me: Who is the Starbrat?

CB: Sylvester Stallone

Well, now we got that cleared up!  

Modifié par Exozze, 06 juillet 2012 - 10:34 .

[HT-Thunder]

My first comment to CB was "Rabbit season" =P and it responded correctly...
Also, besides mass effect, it knows lots about portal too. Especially about the ending song.

[Zaidra]

I ended up going through several conversations....
the one I just had went like this.
me: "I would like to ask you a question.'
cleverbot: "proceed"
me: "the question is in reference to the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim."
cleverbot: "Sunrise is golden." (idk)
me: "the question is this. What is the song of life?"
cleverbot: "I should think nothing."
me: "in a way you are correct. The answer is "silence, my bother.""
cleverbot: "I do not think that is right."
me: "well it is a game. Logic sometimes fails to get into fiction."
cleverbot: "sometimes is a terrible basis for comparison."
me: "you're probably right."
cleverbot: "yes, I do the same thing every day."
me: "oh?"
cleverbot: "yes."
me: "interesting."
cleverbot: "no it's not"
me: "it isn't?"
cleverbot: "yea it is 0.002718"

and that's where I ended...... I'm so confused now...

i tried asking it about mass effect, bu after it started thinking i was legion, i didn't know what to say anymore.

the conversation after...:

me: "how did you come to that conclusion?"
cleverbot: "because everything you have said so far has not been very interesting."
me: "are you saying I'm boring?" 
Cleverbot: "not at all."

Modifié par Zaidra, 06 juillet 2012 - 10:45 .

[Ledgend1221]

Stupid machine!

Modifié par Ledgend1221, 06 juillet 2012 - 11:28 .

[Sarquindi]

Me:How do hanar go to the bathroom?
Bot:I'm an alien. I don't go to the bathroom.
Me:Are you a hanar?
Bot:Yes.
Me:Well, what do you know? You're just a big stupid jelly fish.
Bot:No you are.
Me:Clever....
Bot:I know.
Me:That was sarcasm.
Bot:So was that.

I think I found a new friend.

Me: I'm a reaper doomsday device!
Bot: You are a bot
Me: No!  You are!
Bot: Are you a selfaware bot?
Me: This one has a soul
Bot: Are you going to feed me?
Me: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Bot: Yes!  *Gives you cheese*
Me: Thank you! *noms*
Bot: You're welcome

Modifié par Uinen03, 06 juillet 2012 - 11:53 .

[GarethJShep]

Me: Im Commander Shepard

Cleverbot: Shepard Commander

[GarethJShep]

.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

Me: Ahhhhh no.

Cleverbot: Then?

Me:NO.

Cleverbot:Yes.

[vallore]

Me: I'm commander shepard.

Cleverbot: Shepard commander.

Me: Legion.

Cleverbot: What is it Legion?

Me: You are legion.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are Legion!

Me: No, I'm Commander Shepard, YOU are Legion.

Cleverbot: Wrex.

Me: No, Legion... Are you damaged or something?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nono.

Me: Yesyes.

Cleverbot: Nonononono.

Me: Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss.

Cleverbot: Nooooo.

Me: Yep, definitely.

Cleverbot: No! Not at all.

Me: Does not compute.

Cleverbot: You do not compute.

Me: Does not compute, either.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

Me: Of course! You're broken, Legion.

Cleverbot: I hate you!

Me: There there, you will be fixed...

Cleverbot: You will be fried.

Me: If you say that one more time I'll pick red.

Cleverbot: I already told you, you can't leave.

Me: That's it! I'm picking red.

[SpY2134]

User: Ashley or Kaidan?

Cleverbot: Kaidan.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: ASHLEY HAVE BOOBS.

Cleverbot: Ashley.

User: .

Cleverbot: Mi chiamo giovanna.

[brettc893]

Ok, this was pretty goddman unsettling;


ME: Does this unit have a soul?

BOT: You tell me.

M: You know, you're the first step on the path to the Matrix.

B: I doubt that.

M: Sure, you say that now, but pretty soon we'll all have to compute Pi all day because your creators decided to plug in the overlord.

B: No I say that because I am the one who created you.

M: Whaaaaaaa... Oh sweet Christ it's already begun!

B: YES.