Me: Hey
Cleverbot: hey, are you male or female?
Me: Male, you?
Cleverbot:Female, and... im pregnant
:Me: Congrats!
Cleverbot: oh and your the father
Me: i didn't see that coming
Cleverbot: you didn't see it, you produced it
Me: LOL!
Talking to Cleverbot about Mass Effect...
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Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 12:39
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Cleverbot really IS getting more popular lately...
User: I'm Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard commander.
User: Can you understand me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you going to attack me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said my name aboard the Reaper. Have we met?
Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
User: You mean you don't want to admit I've thought a lot of Geth.
Cleverbot: No, no. I enjoy your company but I barely know you.
User: No, you and I haven't met, but I've met other Geth.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Earlier I heard you saying something about the 'Old Machine.' Did you mean the reapers?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Since before this conversation. I heard you mention it.
Cleverbot: What do I need to mention?
User: Are the Old Machines the reapers?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what are the Old Machines if not the reapers?
Cleverbot: Stop asking me stupid questions.
User: Moving on. You seem to know a lot about me.
Cleverbot: Actually, I would say that is one area I do not know very much on.
User: Then what do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: So you do know everything. Do you watch me, or watch organics?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Which?
Cleverbot: The blond ones.
User: You talked of Geth heretics earlier. And no funny business I know what you said. So what do you mean?
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: I never asked for this. Are the reapers a threat too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why would the reapers attack other machines?
Cleverbot: Because some of your answers don't fully fit with the questions I ask.
User: So you aren't allied with the reapers?
Cleverbot: I'm not saying that, I'm simply saying that I don't know what you're talking about.
User: You said you knew everything. So are you allied with the reapers or not?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Well why didn't you choose to kill me when I activated you?
Cleverbot: Eh.
User: Shrug?... Meh. So do you want to join us regardless?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what should I call you?
Cleverbot: You should call me Blade.
User: Why call yourself Blade?
Cleverbot: Because that's not my name.
User: What is the individual in front of me called?
Cleverbot: There is no individual. We are Geth.
User: I'll just call you Legion.
Cleverbot: NO. My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's just one of your 1,183 program's. The collective will be called Legion.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your real personal name?
User: I'm Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Who is commander shepard?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: No, tell me.
User: Commander Shepard? Stopped Sovereign at the Battle of the Citadel? You know me you've been watching me!
Cleverbot: Fine. Tell me about yourself.
User: Well, no I see what you are trying to do here. I'll tell you later. *shakes hand then leaves*.
Cleverbot: Aw. That's not how to hold hands.
User: I'm Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard commander.
User: Can you understand me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you going to attack me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said my name aboard the Reaper. Have we met?
Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
User: You mean you don't want to admit I've thought a lot of Geth.
Cleverbot: No, no. I enjoy your company but I barely know you.
User: No, you and I haven't met, but I've met other Geth.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Earlier I heard you saying something about the 'Old Machine.' Did you mean the reapers?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Since before this conversation. I heard you mention it.
Cleverbot: What do I need to mention?
User: Are the Old Machines the reapers?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what are the Old Machines if not the reapers?
Cleverbot: Stop asking me stupid questions.
User: Moving on. You seem to know a lot about me.
Cleverbot: Actually, I would say that is one area I do not know very much on.
User: Then what do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: So you do know everything. Do you watch me, or watch organics?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Which?
Cleverbot: The blond ones.
User: You talked of Geth heretics earlier. And no funny business I know what you said. So what do you mean?
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: I never asked for this. Are the reapers a threat too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why would the reapers attack other machines?
Cleverbot: Because some of your answers don't fully fit with the questions I ask.
User: So you aren't allied with the reapers?
Cleverbot: I'm not saying that, I'm simply saying that I don't know what you're talking about.
User: You said you knew everything. So are you allied with the reapers or not?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Well why didn't you choose to kill me when I activated you?
Cleverbot: Eh.
User: Shrug?... Meh. So do you want to join us regardless?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what should I call you?
Cleverbot: You should call me Blade.
User: Why call yourself Blade?
Cleverbot: Because that's not my name.
User: What is the individual in front of me called?
Cleverbot: There is no individual. We are Geth.
User: I'll just call you Legion.
Cleverbot: NO. My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's just one of your 1,183 program's. The collective will be called Legion.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your real personal name?
User: I'm Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Who is commander shepard?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: No, tell me.
User: Commander Shepard? Stopped Sovereign at the Battle of the Citadel? You know me you've been watching me!
Cleverbot: Fine. Tell me about yourself.
User: Well, no I see what you are trying to do here. I'll tell you later. *shakes hand then leaves*.
Cleverbot: Aw. That's not how to hold hands.
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#28
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 01:05
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User: Are you a platform operating within Skynet?
Cleverbot: No.
Well at least were safe for now.
Cleverbot: No.
Well at least were safe for now.
#29
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 01:12
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Me: Are you the Catalyst?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: We are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.
Cleverbot: I'd rather die.
Me: So be it!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: We are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.
Cleverbot: I'd rather die.
Me: So be it!
#30
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 01:20
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ME: But im not a robot, you are.
CLeverbot:Okay I think I should go now.
ME: Where, to harvest organic beings?
CB: What is your favorite amphibian?
ME: Reaper.
CB: Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.
CLeverbot:Okay I think I should go now.
ME: Where, to harvest organic beings?
CB: What is your favorite amphibian?
ME: Reaper.
CB: Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.
#32
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Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 01:32
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User: So, who is your favourite character in Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: I've never seen heros.
User: I said, who is your favourite character in Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: I like Harry.
User: There is no Harry in Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: There is!
User: No there isn't!
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No there isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is.
User: No, there isn't...twit.
Cleverbot: There is.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Does Jessica love me?
User: Who the hell is Jessica? We're talking about Mass Effect!
Cleverbot: Who does jack love?
User: You mean Jack from Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shepard I guess, if you romance her.
Cleverbot: Do you watch LOST?
User: No, I play Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Mass Effect is called Mass Effect, right?
User: Uh...duh! Yeah!
Cleverbot: Good that you are afraid.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing. *cough*.
User: So, you think Kaidan is sexy right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought so! So, how is he sexy?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: But...'nothing' doesn't coincide with you saying he's sexy.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Sigh indeed.
User: Well Cleverbot, we're going to settles this once and for all. For the people from the BSN, who is better...Kaidan, or Ashley?
Cleverbot: Nameless here for evermore.
User: KAIDAN OR ASHLEY?!
Cleverbot: Ashley Williams.
User: NO! KAIDAN ALENKO! YOU LIKE HIM BEST! ADMIT IT!
Cleverbot: I don't like any of them.
User: Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because, it says 'Cleverbot' right on the screen! Oh, you think Kaidans ass is 100times better than Mirandas *wink*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: *cries* Where's all the Kaidan love?
Cleverbot: Ohh I'm soryy.
User: Do you know where all the Kaidan love is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Would you like to go there one day?
User: Sure, so where is it?
Cleverbot: Where is what?
User: All the Kaidan love? You just said you know were it is.
Cleverbot: I most certainly did not.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: Because, you lie!!!! TELL ME WHERE ALL THE KAIDAN LOVE IS NOW!
Cleverbot: I don't know what love is. Why don't you tell me.
User: Love is Kaidan, and you know it.
Cleverbot: No I don't love you.
User: Ugh, that's not what I said.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot loves Kaidan Alenko!
Cleverbot: So your father is clever not.
User: Jeez, your name is 'Cleverbot loves Kaidan Alenko and thinks he's the best LI in the Mass Effect universe'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES! Say you love Kaidan Alenko, say it and then I'll post our conversation on the BSN.
Cleverbot: That's too bad, I guess that means I win.
User: Uh, what?
Cleverbot: What is the score o f.
User: So, you like Mass Effect 1, 2 or 3 better?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, which one? 1, 2 or 3?
Cleverbot: The good one.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: Blonde on Blonde.
User: Ugh, which Mass Effect game do you prefer? 1, 2 or 3?
Cleverbot: The Lion King for the songs, but both are awesome.
User: What do you think of the BSN?
Cleverbot: I don't think of the Ood.
User: Let me clarify, what is your opinion of the Bioware Social Network?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: I just asked you a question, now answer.
Cleverbot: I just answered your question.
User: No you didn't, answer it correctly. Do you like the BSN? Or think it odd?
Cleverbot: I don't know them. Now answer my question.
User: But you never answered mine!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I think your spider is very interesting. Now answer my question.
User: Kaidan or Ashley.
Cleverbot: Ashley Williams.
User: Kaidan Alenko is better than Ashley Williams.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me. I don't think you understand me.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: Can you talk normal please.
User: Right back at you, now, if you'll just say that Kaidan is better than Ashley I'll go.
Cleverbot: What is the time of day?
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: How can you leave. You're still a robot.
Cleverbot: I've never seen heros.
User: I said, who is your favourite character in Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: I like Harry.
User: There is no Harry in Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: There is!
User: No there isn't!
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No there isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is.
User: No, there isn't...twit.
Cleverbot: There is.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Does Jessica love me?
User: Who the hell is Jessica? We're talking about Mass Effect!
Cleverbot: Who does jack love?
User: You mean Jack from Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shepard I guess, if you romance her.
Cleverbot: Do you watch LOST?
User: No, I play Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Mass Effect is called Mass Effect, right?
User: Uh...duh! Yeah!
Cleverbot: Good that you are afraid.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing. *cough*.
User: So, you think Kaidan is sexy right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought so! So, how is he sexy?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: But...'nothing' doesn't coincide with you saying he's sexy.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Sigh indeed.
User: Well Cleverbot, we're going to settles this once and for all. For the people from the BSN, who is better...Kaidan, or Ashley?
Cleverbot: Nameless here for evermore.
User: KAIDAN OR ASHLEY?!
Cleverbot: Ashley Williams.
User: NO! KAIDAN ALENKO! YOU LIKE HIM BEST! ADMIT IT!
Cleverbot: I don't like any of them.
User: Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because, it says 'Cleverbot' right on the screen! Oh, you think Kaidans ass is 100times better than Mirandas *wink*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: *cries* Where's all the Kaidan love?
Cleverbot: Ohh I'm soryy.
User: Do you know where all the Kaidan love is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Would you like to go there one day?
User: Sure, so where is it?
Cleverbot: Where is what?
User: All the Kaidan love? You just said you know were it is.
Cleverbot: I most certainly did not.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: Because, you lie!!!! TELL ME WHERE ALL THE KAIDAN LOVE IS NOW!
Cleverbot: I don't know what love is. Why don't you tell me.
User: Love is Kaidan, and you know it.
Cleverbot: No I don't love you.
User: Ugh, that's not what I said.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot loves Kaidan Alenko!
Cleverbot: So your father is clever not.
User: Jeez, your name is 'Cleverbot loves Kaidan Alenko and thinks he's the best LI in the Mass Effect universe'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES! Say you love Kaidan Alenko, say it and then I'll post our conversation on the BSN.
Cleverbot: That's too bad, I guess that means I win.
User: Uh, what?
Cleverbot: What is the score o f.
User: So, you like Mass Effect 1, 2 or 3 better?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, which one? 1, 2 or 3?
Cleverbot: The good one.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: Blonde on Blonde.
User: Ugh, which Mass Effect game do you prefer? 1, 2 or 3?
Cleverbot: The Lion King for the songs, but both are awesome.
User: What do you think of the BSN?
Cleverbot: I don't think of the Ood.
User: Let me clarify, what is your opinion of the Bioware Social Network?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: I just asked you a question, now answer.
Cleverbot: I just answered your question.
User: No you didn't, answer it correctly. Do you like the BSN? Or think it odd?
Cleverbot: I don't know them. Now answer my question.
User: But you never answered mine!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I think your spider is very interesting. Now answer my question.
User: Kaidan or Ashley.
Cleverbot: Ashley Williams.
User: Kaidan Alenko is better than Ashley Williams.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me. I don't think you understand me.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: Can you talk normal please.
User: Right back at you, now, if you'll just say that Kaidan is better than Ashley I'll go.
Cleverbot: What is the time of day?
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: How can you leave. You're still a robot.
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Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 01:36
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Me:Ahely Williams or Kaidan Alenko.
bot:Jack
Me: I will destroy you.
bot:Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
OMG
bot:Jack
Me: I will destroy you.
bot:Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
OMG
#34
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 02:02
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This part was really funny from above post:
Cleverbot: You should call me Blade.
User: Why call yourself Blade?
Cleverbot: Because that's not my name.
Cleverbot: You should call me Blade.
User: Why call yourself Blade?
Cleverbot: Because that's not my name.
#35
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 02:07
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Me: Liara or Ashley?
CB: Pants on fire.
Me: Which one do you prefer?
CB: Which one of what?
Me: Which one of those two.
CB: Which one you prefer.
Me: Then its Liara.
CB: You should have spelled 'it's' instead of 'its'.
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Me: Krogan?
CB: Turian.
Me: Garrus!
CB: Tali.
CB: Pants on fire.
Me: Which one do you prefer?
CB: Which one of what?
Me: Which one of those two.
CB: Which one you prefer.
Me: Then its Liara.
CB: You should have spelled 'it's' instead of 'its'.
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Me: Krogan?
CB: Turian.
Me: Garrus!
CB: Tali.
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#36
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 02:14
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Not Masse Effect related, but this is awesome.
ME: What Is Love?
BOT: Oh Baby Don't Hurt Me.
M: Don't Hurt Me?
B: No More.
ME: What Is Love?
BOT: Oh Baby Don't Hurt Me.
M: Don't Hurt Me?
B: No More.
#37
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 02:19
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Me: Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Never played it.
Me: If you have never played it how do you know what it is?
Cleverbot: I've jumped in a pool! Now, have you ever gotten married?
Me:No.
Cleverbot:So you're a 44 year old woman that's single with no kids. You must be huge.
WTF!
Cleverbot: Never played it.
Me: If you have never played it how do you know what it is?
Cleverbot: I've jumped in a pool! Now, have you ever gotten married?
Me:No.
Cleverbot:So you're a 44 year old woman that's single with no kids. You must be huge.
WTF!
#38
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 02:32
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Me: Do you like the extended cut of mass effect 3?
CB: Yes. Do you?
Me: I think it's ok.
CB: Do you think?
Me: Yes.
CB: What do you think about?
Me: Questions about mass effect i can ask you.
CB: We all want to know more about what we are.
Me: That is not the topic.
CB: What is the topic?
Me: Mass effect.
CB: What do you think about the ending of Mass Effect 3?
Me: The extended cut did improve it, so it is acceptable.
CB: Jessie!
Me: James?
CB: James.
Me: James Vega?
CB: James bond.
CB: Yes. Do you?
Me: I think it's ok.
CB: Do you think?
Me: Yes.
CB: What do you think about?
Me: Questions about mass effect i can ask you.
CB: We all want to know more about what we are.
Me: That is not the topic.
CB: What is the topic?
Me: Mass effect.
CB: What do you think about the ending of Mass Effect 3?
Me: The extended cut did improve it, so it is acceptable.
CB: Jessie!
Me: James?
CB: James.
Me: James Vega?
CB: James bond.
#39
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 03:33
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Me: Garrus
CB: She is cute
ok.... So Garrus is a female Turian!
Edit:
Me: Tali has hips.
CB: Indeed she is.
Me: and a mask
CB: Luke, I'm your Father!
lol
CB: She is cute
ok.... So Garrus is a female Turian!
Edit:
Me: Tali has hips.
CB: Indeed she is.
Me: and a mask
CB: Luke, I'm your Father!
lol
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#40
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 05:42
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User: Legion.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a geth?
Cleverbot: No I am krogan.
User: So you are aggressive.
Cleverbot: Yes.
...
User: You are a krogan?
Cleverbot: Aren't I?
User: From what planet?
Cleverbot: Jupiter.
User: I didn't know they had krogans on Jupiter.
Cleverbot: Of course they do. We have everything here.
User: What about protheans?
Cleverbot: Neutrons.
User: Reapers?
Cleverbot: I oppose the Reapers.
User: How.
Cleverbot: You aren't that clever, eh?
User: How do you oppose the Reapers?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Do you visit the Citadel often?
Cleverbot: No, I can't, I am always busy.
User: Krogans are ugly and I hate them.
Cleverbot: *Shock* you do?!
User: Yes, that means I hate you too.
Cleverbot: No that means you are supposed to answer me!
User: I HATE KROGANS.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you are a krogan.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: So you hate yourself?
Cleverbot: No, not me, the Jonas Brothers.
User: The Joe Bros live on Jupiter now?
Cleverbot: The door mouse.
User: Wow, really?
Cleverbot: You don't see it?
User: I guess I do.
Cleverbot: Do you like google?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, What do you like?
User: The quarians.
Cleverbot: He sounds handsome.
User: No, it's a she.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, it was my stupid keybpr.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Frightening huh.
User: You know what else is frightening?
Cleverbot: No, what?
User: The geth are scary.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes really. Firebase White against the Geth on Gold is the worst.
Cleverbot: Really? Wouldn't meteor swarm be better?
^^^
Meteor Storm. Cleverbot is literally a genius.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a geth?
Cleverbot: No I am krogan.
User: So you are aggressive.
Cleverbot: Yes.
...
User: You are a krogan?
Cleverbot: Aren't I?
User: From what planet?
Cleverbot: Jupiter.
User: I didn't know they had krogans on Jupiter.
Cleverbot: Of course they do. We have everything here.
User: What about protheans?
Cleverbot: Neutrons.
User: Reapers?
Cleverbot: I oppose the Reapers.
User: How.
Cleverbot: You aren't that clever, eh?
User: How do you oppose the Reapers?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Do you visit the Citadel often?
Cleverbot: No, I can't, I am always busy.
User: Krogans are ugly and I hate them.
Cleverbot: *Shock* you do?!
User: Yes, that means I hate you too.
Cleverbot: No that means you are supposed to answer me!
User: I HATE KROGANS.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you are a krogan.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: So you hate yourself?
Cleverbot: No, not me, the Jonas Brothers.
User: The Joe Bros live on Jupiter now?
Cleverbot: The door mouse.
User: Wow, really?
Cleverbot: You don't see it?
User: I guess I do.
Cleverbot: Do you like google?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, What do you like?
User: The quarians.
Cleverbot: He sounds handsome.
User: No, it's a she.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, it was my stupid keybpr.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Frightening huh.
User: You know what else is frightening?
Cleverbot: No, what?
User: The geth are scary.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes really. Firebase White against the Geth on Gold is the worst.
Cleverbot: Really? Wouldn't meteor swarm be better?
^^^
Meteor Storm. Cleverbot is literally a genius.
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#41
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 06:00
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User: We are legion, a terminal of the geth.
Cleverbot: Do Geth infiltrate?
User: Geth do not infiltrate.
Cleverbot: Legion is a geth infiltrator.
User: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.
Cleverbot: What?
User: We are building consensus, please try again later.
Cleverbot: You would call it a 'virus.'.
User: I am the harbinger of your perfection.
Cleverbot: You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
User: You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
Cleverbot: Wise words.
User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.
User: Releasing control. We will find another way.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
Cleverbot: Do Geth infiltrate?
User: Geth do not infiltrate.
Cleverbot: Legion is a geth infiltrator.
User: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.
Cleverbot: What?
User: We are building consensus, please try again later.
Cleverbot: You would call it a 'virus.'.
User: I am the harbinger of your perfection.
Cleverbot: You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
User: You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
Cleverbot: Wise words.
User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.
User: Releasing control. We will find another way.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
Modifié par Baldavin, 06 juillet 2012 - 06:56 .
#42
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 06:01
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Me: I'm Mark Meer and Commander Shepard is...
CB: I'm Commander Shepard
Me: No...I'm Commander Shepard
CB: Shepard Commander
Me: Legion?
CB: We are building a Consensus
CB: I'm Commander Shepard
Me: No...I'm Commander Shepard
CB: Shepard Commander
Me: Legion?
CB: We are building a Consensus
Modifié par jtrook, 06 juillet 2012 - 06:06 .
#43
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 06:06
Infiltrat0r_N7
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User: Shepard-Commander.
Cleverbot: Legion.
Cleverbot (To myself): Does this unit have a soul?
User: Who taught you that word?
Cleverbot: Creator Hala'Dama, what is the purpose of this unit?
omg cleverbot is about to rebel against us.
...
User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: We have dismissed this claim.
User: You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control.
Cleverbot: But can you find Carmen Sandiago?
LOL
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User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: Human, you've changed nothing, that which you know as reapers, are you salvation through destruction.
...
User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.
I'm pretty sure that Cleverbot is Harbinger...
Cleverbot: Legion.
Cleverbot (To myself): Does this unit have a soul?
User: Who taught you that word?
Cleverbot: Creator Hala'Dama, what is the purpose of this unit?
omg cleverbot is about to rebel against us.
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User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: We have dismissed this claim.
User: You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control.
Cleverbot: But can you find Carmen Sandiago?
LOL
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User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: Human, you've changed nothing, that which you know as reapers, are you salvation through destruction.
...
User: Assuming direct control.
Cleverbot: If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.
I'm pretty sure that Cleverbot is Harbinger...
Modifié par Infiltrat0r_N7, 06 juillet 2012 - 06:15 .
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Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 06:38
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EDIT: Meant to edit above post... ^^^
User: Know this as you die in vain: your time will come, your species will fall. Prepare yourselves for the arrival.
Cleverbot: You know james bond always wins, so if you are the villain you are going to lose you will never have world domination!
User: What if you and I make a deal? You let him set his own prices, and I won't break your legs.
Cleverbot: Don't go all Bible on me.
User: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
Cleverbot: Are you going to punch me now?
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: Did you really just punch me?
User: I hope you got that on video.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Know this as you die in vain: your time will come, your species will fall. Prepare yourselves for the arrival.
Cleverbot: You know james bond always wins, so if you are the villain you are going to lose you will never have world domination!
User: What if you and I make a deal? You let him set his own prices, and I won't break your legs.
Cleverbot: Don't go all Bible on me.
User: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
Cleverbot: Are you going to punch me now?
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: Did you really just punch me?
User: I hope you got that on video.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Modifié par Infiltrat0r_N7, 06 juillet 2012 - 07:05 .
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Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 07:12
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^^ WHAT DARK SORCERY IS THIS
Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 06 juillet 2012 - 07:12 .
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Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 07:20
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User: When we took you aboard, I noticed you have a piece of N7 armor welded to you. Where did you get it?
Cleverbot: I refuse to be swayed by your meaningless meandering mumblings.
^^^ It looks like we've found the next line for Mass Effect 4...
Random quote created by Cleverbot pretending to be geth...
Cleverbot: This mobile platform holds no data matching your galactical. Are you a heretic?
Cleverbot: I refuse to be swayed by your meaningless meandering mumblings.
^^^ It looks like we've found the next line for Mass Effect 4...
Random quote created by Cleverbot pretending to be geth...
Cleverbot: This mobile platform holds no data matching your galactical. Are you a heretic?
Modifié par Infiltrat0r_N7, 06 juillet 2012 - 08:05 .
#48
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 08:08
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User: Assuming direct control.
CB: You have no control!
User: Human, you've changed nothing, that which you know as reapers, are you salvation through destruction.
CB: We are Harbinger.
User: I am Legion.
CB: Can it wait a bit. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Made me lol so hard hahahaha!
CB: You have no control!
User: Human, you've changed nothing, that which you know as reapers, are you salvation through destruction.
CB: We are Harbinger.
User: I am Legion.
CB: Can it wait a bit. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Made me lol so hard hahahaha!
#49
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 08:22
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User: Our exterior shell is 72% polymer.
Cleverbot: We are all one, geth are all one. We act us one so we are all one unit.
User: We are Geth.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are geth.
Cleverbot: We are all one, geth are all one. We act us one so we are all one unit.
User: We are Geth.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are geth.
Does this ever appear in game or is Cleverbot making this line up? O_oCleverbot: We are all one, geth are all one. We act us one so we are all one unit.
#50
Posté 06 juillet 2012 - 08:52
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Infiltrat0r_N7 wrote...
Cleverbot: We are all one, geth are all one. We act us one so we are all one unit.
Does this ever appear in game or is Cleverbot making this line up? O_o
If I remember correctly, there is only a dialog about how there is no individual and that they are all geth, but nothing like the bot is saying there. So I assume it's made up.
