me:I need to stop the Reapers, do you know how I can do that?
bot:Yes, gamble a lot.
me:Thanks lets just hope you don't need to save the universe one day.
Bot:Okey, I don't care about you either.
Talking to Cleverbot about Mass Effect...
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#77
Posté 07 juillet 2012 - 11:35
Caldain
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Me: What makes you happy.
Bot: The end of the world.
/scared
Bot: The end of the world.
/scared
#78
Posté 08 juillet 2012 - 05:34
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Couldn't get much out of Cleverbot but I did have a rather amusing convo.
User: Hello I'm Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Hello, you are good!
User: Nah, I'm kind of a renegade actually.
Cleverbot: What, mentally?
User: Yes, mentally I am a renegade. I do extreme things like point guns in peoples' faces.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes, I am. **** please, do you even know who I am? *points gun at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *keeps gun pointed at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: And your point is...?
User: *shoots Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm Indigo!
User: And you're my favorite Cleverbot on the Citadel!
Cleverbot: There's an explanation for all this, David. You and I know each other. You found me on the Internet. I'm here to help you, David.
User: My first name is Commander.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard-Commander.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: No, I'm too extreme. Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: No, please stay.
User: Why, is it time for our scripted love scene or something?
Cleverbot: No?
User: I should go.
User: Hello I'm Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Hello, you are good!
User: Nah, I'm kind of a renegade actually.
Cleverbot: What, mentally?
User: Yes, mentally I am a renegade. I do extreme things like point guns in peoples' faces.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes, I am. **** please, do you even know who I am? *points gun at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *keeps gun pointed at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: And your point is...?
User: *shoots Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm Indigo!
User: And you're my favorite Cleverbot on the Citadel!
Cleverbot: There's an explanation for all this, David. You and I know each other. You found me on the Internet. I'm here to help you, David.
User: My first name is Commander.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard-Commander.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: No, I'm too extreme. Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I should go.
Cleverbot: No, please stay.
User: Why, is it time for our scripted love scene or something?
Cleverbot: No?
User: I should go.
Modifié par TheJiveDJ, 08 juillet 2012 - 05:34 .
#79
Posté 08 juillet 2012 - 10:46
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User: I need to stop the Reapers, do you know how I can do that?
Cleverbot: Lol. Quit my job I suppose. Whats money anyway?
User: But you're the Catalyst! You can't just quit!
Cleverbot: No, I am a figment of your imagination.
More evidence for IT....
User: We fight or we die!
Cleverbot: How are we all going to die?
User: The Reapers are coming and I'm going to find a way to stop them!
Cleverbot: I'm asking you to prove you are a human, since I think you are a robot.
User: You know me, you know I'd never betray the Alliance.
Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
User: Nothing half-assed will stop the Reapers.
Cleverbot: Will there be cake?
User: Cupcakes. Red, blue or Green?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: You have merged all confectionery and savoury food in the galaxy into one new super food.
Cleverbot: That does not matter right now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Lol. Quit my job I suppose. Whats money anyway?
User: But you're the Catalyst! You can't just quit!
Cleverbot: No, I am a figment of your imagination.
More evidence for IT....
User: We fight or we die!
Cleverbot: How are we all going to die?
User: The Reapers are coming and I'm going to find a way to stop them!
Cleverbot: I'm asking you to prove you are a human, since I think you are a robot.
User: You know me, you know I'd never betray the Alliance.
Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
User: Nothing half-assed will stop the Reapers.
Cleverbot: Will there be cake?
User: Cupcakes. Red, blue or Green?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: You have merged all confectionery and savoury food in the galaxy into one new super food.
Cleverbot: That does not matter right now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
Modifié par Ledgend1221, 08 juillet 2012 - 10:56 .
#80
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 08:51
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Me: Prepare for the arrival.
CB: And make it double.
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Me: Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
CB: Yeah, they might have, but they didn't.
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CB: Are you real?
Me: Yes.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
CB: Name.
Me: Shepard.
CB: Wrex.
Me: Shepard.
CB: Shepard Commander.
Me: Legion.
CB: Tali.
Me: Liara.
CB: Kaiden.
Me: Joker.
CB: Shepard.
Me: Wrex.
CB: Tali.
Me: Liara.
CB: Farris.
Me: Who?
CB: My father.
Me: I am your father.
CB: Your your own father.
CB: And make it double.
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Me: Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
CB: Yeah, they might have, but they didn't.
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CB: Are you real?
Me: Yes.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
CB: Name.
Me: Shepard.
CB: Wrex.
Me: Shepard.
CB: Shepard Commander.
Me: Legion.
CB: Tali.
Me: Liara.
CB: Kaiden.
Me: Joker.
CB: Shepard.
Me: Wrex.
CB: Tali.
Me: Liara.
CB: Farris.
Me: Who?
CB: My father.
Me: I am your father.
CB: Your your own father.
Modifié par N172, 09 juillet 2012 - 10:27 .
#81
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 12:30
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Me: Red, blue or green?
CB: Blue.
Me: So you think control is the solution.
CB: Yes.
Me: Why?
CB: Because I do, I'm a catholic and It's what I believe.
CB: Blue.
Me: So you think control is the solution.
CB: Yes.
Me: Why?
CB: Because I do, I'm a catholic and It's what I believe.
#82
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 02:38
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CB: Where are you from?
Me: Tuchanka.
CB: You're avoiding my question!
Me: I am from tuchanka.
CB: Its spelled america.
Me: Tuchanka.
CB: You're avoiding my question!
Me: I am from tuchanka.
CB: Its spelled america.
Modifié par exskeeny, 09 juillet 2012 - 02:38 .
#83
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 02:46
Infiltrat0r_N7
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renjility wrote...
Me: Red, blue or green?
CB: Blue.
Me: So you think control is the solution.
CB: Yes.
Me: Why?
CB: Because I do, I'm a catholic and It's what I believe.
User: Geth.
Cleverbot: That is correct. We am Legion of the Geth for we are many.
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User: Geth.
Cleverbot: What is the individual in front of me named?
User: There is no individual. We are geth.
Cleverbot: Yes there is. The answer is 42.
User: There are currently 1183 programs active within this platform.
Cleverbot: Geth?
Modifié par Infiltrat0r_N7, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:02 .
#84
Posté 10 juillet 2012 - 09:20
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I did this one back in March. I thought it was funny, so I saved it.
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Me: Have you played Mass Effect 3?
CB: Yes, I have played Mass Effect.
Me: Have you played the first two games?
CB: Yes.
Me: Did you like the ending to Mass Effect 3?
CB: No. What is this?
Me: Do you think humans and synthetics can peacefully co-exist?
CB: All we are saying is give peace a chance!
Me: That's not what the reapers say!
CB: What were you saying?
Me: I'm Sovereign. I am the vanguard of your destruction.
CB: Have you played Mass effect?
Me: I am beyond your comprehension.
CB: That, you may be. But your question was totally off topic.
Me: Do you like turtles?
CB: I like turtles.
Me: Do you like reaper turtles?
CB: I like baby turtles, especially. You are now my friend.
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Me: Have you played Mass Effect 3?
CB: Yes, I have played Mass Effect.
Me: Have you played the first two games?
CB: Yes.
Me: Did you like the ending to Mass Effect 3?
CB: No. What is this?
Me: Do you think humans and synthetics can peacefully co-exist?
CB: All we are saying is give peace a chance!
Me: That's not what the reapers say!
CB: What were you saying?
Me: I'm Sovereign. I am the vanguard of your destruction.
CB: Have you played Mass effect?
Me: I am beyond your comprehension.
CB: That, you may be. But your question was totally off topic.
Me: Do you like turtles?
CB: I like turtles.
Me: Do you like reaper turtles?
CB: I like baby turtles, especially. You are now my friend.
