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[InfinitePaths]

 I'm bored and I wanted to make a thread for you to share all your favourite dragon age jokes or funny quotes here's my favorite:

What did happen to the god child from DAO?
He grew up to become the catalyst in ME3

[The Hierophant]

Oh, oh i got one. Why would a Kossith look for a Blooming Rose?(Because he was horny.)

Modifié par The Hierophant, 09 juillet 2012 - 12:56 .

[Toki]

Uncle Gamlen can't say "good morning" without lying twice... Makes me laugh every time.

[InfinitePaths]

Vulsamee wrote...

Uncle Gamlen can't say "good morning" without lying twice... Makes me laugh every time.

 one of my favourites

[Jerrybnsn]

One of my favorite jokes was actually a self made one by Rayvioletta, one of the older posters on this site. He did a Dragon Age parody about how Origins would be like if they did it in DA2 fashion. One of the running jokes was how the templars in DA2 never reacted to your mages running around with staffs and shooting off spells left in right; therefore Templars were blind.

Otto: Oh hello. I'm blind
Qwerty: Well yes, you are a Templar so I assumed as much
Otto: Funnily enough that's actually why they gave me the job. Never understood that. But anyway I sense something evil around here.

[Will-o'-wisp]

Could you give a link to that parody? Sounds interesting ^^

[Jerrybnsn]

Poison93 wrote...

Could you give a link to that parody? Sounds interesting ^^

Here you go. social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/141/index/6927245/1

I hope you have a day to kill to read it all in one setting.

[withneelandi]

What did the Dragon Age 2 rogue change her name to when he gave up adventuring to start a door entry system repair business?

Isabella notworking.

I'm here all week.

[thats1evildude]

You know what they say about a man who wears the shackles of his life of bondage under his clothes? He can't find a saw!

[brushyourteeth]

Why did the bard have to quit playing?

... because she was having MINSTREL cramps.

ba-dum-tish.

[addiction21]

The human Noble origin
"Giant rats? It's like the start of every bad adventure tale my grandfather used to tell."

Theres also a scene on the map with the ferry to the circle. Its two mages breaking the foruth wall and how one feels they are just in a story or that some all powerfull cosmic beings are watching them. The other is upset because he has a boil on his toe and anyone watching them are sick and twisted beings.
Could not find the exact qoute for the last one.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

When Isabella first saw Hawke's new mansion, she said, "You know, it reminds me of sex."

Hawke said "Uh... why does my house remind you of sex?"

She shrugged. "Everything does."

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Why do the dwarves in the unofficial provings hire mages?

So their warriors can beat someone in a fist-fight.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 10 juillet 2012 - 11:01 .

[thats1evildude]

Varric: So I told him, 'This is a kingdom, which makes you a king. But it's also a country.'

Modifié par thats1evildude, 11 juillet 2012 - 12:05 .

[EricHVela]

How many Templars does it take to light a torch?
Two. One to conventionally light a torch and another to accuse the first of being an apostate.

How many Mages does it take to light a torch?
One. Period.

How many Chantry sisters does it take to light a torch?
They use candles.

How many Rogues does it take to light a torch?
Don't know. You never see them.

How many Dragons does it take to light a torch?
One. Period.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

thats1evildude wrote...

Varric: So I told him, 'This is a kingdom, which makes you a king. But it's also a country.'

Omg, you're 1 evil dude.

[ItsTheTruth]

Dragon Age 2.

[Jerrybnsn]

“think like a General, fight like a SPARTAN!"

[Fallstar]

The notes of Arl Foreshadow from Origins.

Books to pursue for future endeavors.
Lost countenance: Ferelden to Orlesian Phrase Book
-Must not offend the potential landlords
Raising Spirits: Offsprings and the Fade
-Terrible two's indeed!
Forest Fall: Truth and Legend in the Search for Arlathan
-Survivors? poppycock!
The Origin of Theses: Knowing more than Everyone without Looking Like a Jackass
-Never get the time to read this. Maybe there's a stage play?



The whole franchise is one massive joke by the devs. 

Modifié par DuskWarden, 11 juillet 2012 - 09:38 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

ItsTheTruth wrote...

Dragon Age 2.

It's the truth.

[InfinitePaths]

I just can't resist from posting this

What is Isabella doing in the chantry?

Looking for holy redemption from Andraste

IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

[Maclimes]

HeriocGreyWarden wrote...

Are you aware you spelled "Heroic" wrong?