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InfinitePaths

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Wait i have this account for about 2 years and i just realised that i misspelled Heroic xD.

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katiebour

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Why do Orlesians like stinky cheeses?

Well, in a roomful of Orlesians you don't really smell the cheese anyway.

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A magister walks into a bar, twiddles his fingers, and asks the bartender "What do you have?"

Bartender replies "Whatever you want, my lord."

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"What's cookin'?" said one magister to another.

"Andraste," he replied.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

The Maker!

.....

Just kidding.

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A Grey Warden is walking around the Deep Roads with his fingers in his ears, when suddenly he comes face-to-face with the Archdemon.

The Archdemon frowns, puts its claws on its hips, and says, "Now don't you dare pretend you didn't hear me Calling!"

Modifié par katiebour, 27 juillet 2012 - 04:11 .


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HouseOfCrows

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katiebour wrote...

Why do Orlesians like stinky cheeses?

Well, in a roomful of Orlesians you don't really smell the cheese anyway.

******************

A magister walks into a bar, twiddles his fingers, and asks the bartender "What do you have?"

Bartender replies "Whatever you want, my lord."

******************

"What's cookin'?" said one magister to another.

"Andraste," he replied.

******************

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The Maker!

.....

Just kidding.

********************

A Grey Warden is walking around the Deep Roads with his fingers in his ears, when suddenly he comes face-to-face with the Archdemon.

The Archdemon frowns, puts its claws on its hips, and says, "Now don't you dare pretend you didn't hear me Calling!"


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