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[Sgt SuperWae]

You guys know how Churck Norris jokes go.  Just give them a ME3 multi-player spin.

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• Chuck Norris insta-killed a banshee.  In response the banshee screamed, "Bu******!  I was nowhere near him!"
  
• Chuck Norris stun-locked a hunter.  In response the hunter started a new thread declaring Chuck Norris op.
  
• Chuck Norris breaks phantom swords all the time.  ALL.  THE.  TIME.
  
• Chuck Norris unlocked a Prothean.
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't pick duration or damage because TC is for pu****s.
  
• Whenever a teammate isn't in the hacking zone, Chuck Norris disables the EA servers.
  
• Chuck Norris solo'ed Gold and didn't take a pic.  It still happened.
  
• BioWare is considering making Chuck Norris' beard an ultra-rare.
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't need consumables, so he donates them to the homeless.
  
• When Chuck Norris does need an Ops Survival Pack IT ALWAYS WORKS.
  
• If you see a rocket trooper with a beard roundhouse kicking other Geth, don't kill it -- Chuck Norris sabotaged it.
  
• Chuck Norris' N7 rating just says "Don't worry, I'm better than you."
  
• The last time Chuck Norris promoted a class it went on to become America's first Black president.
  
• Chuck Norris already solo'ed Platinum difficulty.
  
• Thanks to his beard and the magic of Kinect, Chuck Norris is turret proof.
  
• Chuck Norris only posts relevant and helpful threads on the BSN ME3 Multi-player forum. 

UPDATE:

I know the deal.  You love Chuck Norris and you love ME3 multi-player, so you'd like nothing more but to spend several minutes rumaging through this thread for lolz.  Unfortunately, you don't have the time.  So here are some of the great "Chuck Norris playing ME3 multi-player" facts gracing these pages.

And if you guys keep them coming, I'll be sure to update the OP with new facts.

Hypertion wrote...

Bioware does not Nerf Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Nerfs Bioware.

Kimori wrote...

His [Chuck Norris'] first shot took out an entire starship.

Gamecontact wrote...

Chuck Norris throws grenade, kills 4 Banshees 5 Brutes 100 Husks and 54 Cannibals...
Then the grenade explodes...

NobodyofConsequence wrote...

If Chuck Norris bought EA, they would be known as dEAth.

Chuck Norris' weapons never overheat. His stare is that cold.

Andretzli_nar_Mile wrote...

Chuck Norris makes the Geth hide behind the counter on Firebase White

Fluffeh Kitteh wrote...

Chuck Norris picks up the package, the Extraction Zone moves toward him.

Tom-N7- wrote...

Chuck Norris' melee weapon is an Omni-Beard

Bwgmon wrote...

Chuck Norris makes it to Wave 12.

Miniditka77 wrote...

Chuck Norris doesn't kill steal. All the kills are his already.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Blade Armor. He has a sleeveless denim jacket and returns all melee damage dealt to him by 1000%.

Bladedrummer wrote...

Chuck Norris' Asari Adept causes Biotic Implosions.

When Chuck Norris is disabling an indoctrination booster, enemy troops wait patiently to be killed when he's done.

Modifié par Sgt SuperWae, 10 juillet 2012 - 03:03 .

[IllusiveManJr]

I think it would go like...
*mission starts*
*Chuck Norris smiles and all enemies die*
"Good job team."
*mission completed*

[atum]

Still no time for aerial bombardment

[The Waffle Cat]

He would be a dual wielding cain master spectre spammer using a rocket glitch blowing up enviroments map eating reaper beating sovereign stomping harbinger bomping vanguard of destruction beast of a insta game finisher.

[KiraTsukasa]

Sgt SuperWae wrote...


[*]The last time Chuck Norris promoted a class it went on to become America's first Black president.

No.

[Crimson Vanguard]

Chuck Norris doesnt deliver the pizza, it automatically appears in the LZ
Chuck Norris scores a skilltreak using an Eagle

[landylan]

When errybody on the earth disconnects from the servers, chuck norris stays in the match and gets his money

[MrScottBear]

I think he'd just be obnoxious and tell us all to believe in Jesus. Then badly sing his theme song.

[Adhok42]

Chuck Norris can walk into a game with -200% CD rate and STILL have a faster cooldown than you.

[landylan]

chuck norris carries five weapons into a match...and he still has 200% cooldown

when chuck norris plays krogan, he gives them the drell melee

[dzero]

Chuck Norris aerial bombarded the hostile zone.

Returning to base.

[Sgt SuperWae]

dzero wrote...

Chuck Norris aerial bombarded the hostile zone.

Returning to base.

[SinerAthin]

Chuck Norris' Turian can roll.

[megawug]

LOL... this deserves a +2!

[Bwgmon]

Chuck Norris once underwent an extremely complicated surgical procedure to become a dextro-amino lifeform. He now goes by the name Garrus Vakarian.

[Mgamerz]

This thread is win

[Emm_a]

Chuck Norris' beard is the equivalent of a Krysae XXX

[dzero]

Chuck Norris plays Mass Effect 3 multiplayer on Steam.

[Emm_a]

Chuck Norris IS the Geth Turret

[DoubleHell]

Chuck Norris' guns do not need thermal clips.
Chuck Norris solo'd gold using a Drell adept, using melee only.
The shuttle pilot always picks up Chuck Norris at the end of wave 10.
Chuck Norris gets ultra-rare weapons in his recruit packs.

added:

Chuck Norris' warp and throw cannot be dodged.
Chuck Norris' shockwave keeps going till he makes it stop.

Modifié par DoubleHell, 09 juillet 2012 - 02:10 .

[Emm_a]

Chuck Norris gets nothing but Ultra Rares from JEP

[Sgt SuperWae]

Chuck Norris believes the best indicator of player skill isn't score amount, but beard thickness.

[IllusiveManJr]

Wave 1 was going really badly, then Chuck Norris joined and the mission was instantly complete.

[AnimaMachinae]

If Chuck Norris played multiplayer there will be no war, the enemies are already dead they just don't know it yet