181 réponses à ce sujet

[Hypertion]

When Chuck Norris plays Vangaurd, the Enemys fly off the map and die.

Bioware does not Nerf Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Nerfs Bioware.


oh and not completly multiplayer related but...


Chuck Norris doesnt need biotics.. he is already a God.

Modifié par Hypertion, 09 juillet 2012 - 05:31 .

[Hypertion]

wrong button

Modifié par Hypertion, 09 juillet 2012 - 05:15 .

[DrFace007]

An Atlas, a Geth Prime, and a Banshee walked into a bar, and the bartender said.... "Hello there, Chuck Norris!"

[CYB3RFR34K]

I'm Chuck Norris and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.

[Heldarion]

Chuck Norris soloed Gold while level 1 with Eagle 1, using no gear.













In fact, he just meleed everybody.

Modifié par Heldarion, 09 juillet 2012 - 06:14 .

[Kimori]

Chuck Norris' Black Widow has infinite piercing distance.

His first shot took out an entire starship.

[ThatQuarianGuy]

Chuck Norris can use Sabotage every 0.2 seconds.
With a Javelin and Crusader.

[Fioxnoa]

Chuck Norris doesn't play ME3. ME3 plays itself for him.

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Chriss5688 wrote...

I break a Phantom's sword all the time, and I don't have a beard. What does that make me?

Not Chuck Norris, obviously.

[Stance Punk]

I hate chuck norris internet stuff. Hate it

Go Bruce Lee

Modifié par Stance Punk, 09 juillet 2012 - 06:58 .

[masseffect420]

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=NIYZVSElmj4

Modifié par masseffect420, 09 juillet 2012 - 07:19 .

[HERPDERPINGTON07]

If Chuck Norris played ME3 multiplayer...
He'd probably be disgusted and try and get it banned to "protect the children"
Because in reality Chuck Norris is a conservative nutbag.

[N7Kopper]

HERPDERPINGTON07 wrote...

If Chuck Norris played ME3 multiplayer...
He'd probably be disgusted and try and get it banned to "protect the children"
Because in reality Chuck Norris is a conservative nutbag.

He just plays one on the running sitcom we call "real life"

because Chuck Norris does whatever the hell he wants. Except kill Commander Shepard, but why would he want to?

[masseffect420]

Stance Punk wrote...

I hate chuck norris internet stuff. Hate it

Go Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris 

http://m.youtube.com...?v=CfGiIg8kHbw 

:ph34r::bandit::devil:

Modifié par masseffect420, 09 juillet 2012 - 07:49 .

[Megachaz]

HERPDERPINGTON07 wrote...

If Chuck Norris played ME3 multiplayer...
He'd probably be disgusted and try and get it banned to "protect the children"
Because in reality Chuck Norris is a conservative nutbag.

Sadly this is so.  

[astheoceansblue]

KiraTsukasa wrote...

No.

You have no sense of humour at all...

[Miriad]

The entire Mass Effect universe is just one follicle on his beard.

[Gamecontact]

Chuck Norris throws grenade, kills 4 Banshees 5 Brutes 100 Husks and 54 Cannibals...
Then the grenade explodes...

[astheoceansblue]

Gamecontact wrote...

Chuck Norris throws grenade, kills 4 Banshees 5 Brutes 100 Husks and 54 Cannibals...
Then the grenade explodes...

Lol.

[Rodia Driftwood]

Screw Chuck Norris. He got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and he has the mentality of a 12 year-old kid(he's a Republican).

Modifié par Rodia Driftwood, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:22 .

[Fluffeh Kitteh]

Chuck Norris can still do headshot damage to Primes

Chuck Norris successfully got his victory and commendation packs. From Operation SIlencer.

Inside his pack was a Valiant X.

Chuck Norris Executed Geth Trooper.

Modifié par Fluffeh Kitteh, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:43 .

[Sinapus]

HERPDERPINGTON07 wrote...

If Chuck Norris played ME3 multiplayer...
He'd probably be disgusted and try and get it banned to "protect the children"
Because in reality Chuck Norris is a conservative nutbag.

I love it when the "no politics" rule is respected.

[Cornughon]

Chuck Norris' Javelin ignores shieldgate on gold, and can 1-shot 3 Atlases and 4 Phantoms in a row.

[Magicman10893]

Phantoms commit Seppuku when Chuck Norris enters the match.