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[Sekrev]

Most people fear the Reapers, Chuck Norris considers them 'promising rookies'

Chuck Norris doesn't fire his weapons, he just stares at enemies until they explode

Chuck Norris doesn't warp - throw, every shot he fires sets off a tech burst, biotic explosion & fire explosion.

[Cornughon]

Chuck Norris actually caused the Big Bang:
When he chose the 'Synthesis' ending, his godlike DNA held just too much power for the Catalyst, causing a chain of cataclystic events which resulted in the entire Universe to collapse.

[N7Kopper]

Cornughon wrote...

Chuck Norris actually caused the Big Bang:
When he chose the 'Synthesis' ending, his godlike DNA held just too much power for the Catalyst, causing a chain of cataclystic events which resulted in the entire Universe to collapse.

There's one problem with your little theory. Why would Chuck need a Crucible?

Chuck Norris and Commander Shepard once had a staring contest. The resulting explosion wiped out all the Reapers and gave everyone else a cool hat.

When Chuck Norris sleeps with a quarian, the bed they sleep on gets sick.

[Kronner]

If Chuck Norris played multiplayer, no bug would dare to show up.

[Cornughon]

N7Kopper wrote...

Cornughon wrote...

Chuck Norris actually caused the Big Bang:
When he chose the 'Synthesis' ending, his godlike DNA held just too much power for the Catalyst, causing a chain of cataclystic events which resulted in the entire Universe to collapse.

There's one problem with your little theory. Why would Chuck need a Crucible?

He didn't, the event actually took place in Mass Effect 1, after he gave Sovereign 'the finger'.

[NobodyofConsequence]

Chuck Norris built the Mass Relays and the Citadel. A hair that fell from his beard became the species that built the Catalyst.

Chuck Norris has an AoE melee ability. You know it as a blink.

If Chuck Norris bought EA, they would be known as dEAth.

The reason why the Sun at Haestrom is going to explode in 300 years? Chuck once wished upon a star.

Chuck Norris wrote the endings to ME3. That's why I like them soooooo much.

Chuck Norris' weapons never overheat. His stare is that cold.

Chuck Norris finished the entire Mass Effect trilogy before landing on Eden Prime.

Chuck Norris' LI in ME was everyone. Simultaneously.

[Crimson Vanguard]

Chuck Norris harvested the Reaper

[Praetorius]

Chuck Norris doesn't have three active skill trees. He has all of them, and they're all maxed out.

[Cornughon]

Whenever a Merc yells 'enemies everywhere!', it's because he gets his as$ handed to him in ME3 one-on-one PVP, against Chuck Norris

[Andretzli_nar_Mile]

Chuck Norris makes the Geth hide behind the counter on Firebase White

[DivineAura]

Awww Chuck Norris don't even need ops survival pack

[Adhok42]

Chuck Norris doesn't carry any weapons into battle. He IS a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

The REAL reason the Reapers hide in dark space is so Chuck Norris won't find them. Chuck Norris wasn't fooled. He just wanted to give them a chance to fight back even though they couldn't. Nobody can fight back against Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's Galactic Readiness is ALWAYS 100%. ALWAYS.

The reason Chuck Norris is not a War Asset is because he is worth +infinity points.

[Lord Chun]

The only reson Mass Effect takes place in space is because space is afraid to be around Chuck Norris

[nicethugbert]

"Why can't I melee when I press the melee button?"

"I'm facing forward, why am I moving backward/sideways?"

"Is this what it's like to drive a zamboni on an oil slicked ice rink?"

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Modifié par nicethugbert, 09 juillet 2012 - 12:30 .

[KyreneZA]

Chuck Norris once missed a sniper shot against Reapers in a Gold match. The kill feed still read: Chuck Norris [Incisor] Derelict Reaper

[UKStory135]

Chuck Norris can play as a Turian and roll.

[N7Kopper]

UKStory135 wrote...

Chuck Norris can play as a Turian and roll.

So can I. It's called a SWAT turn.

Chuck Norris once missed a point-blank shotgun blast. The pellets travelled off into deep space and took out half the Reaper fleet.

[ToaOrka]

If he's insta-killing Banshee's, we're gonna have to report him for hacking. Sorry br-

[Adhok42]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris nerfs YOU!

[SimulatedSnowman]

Chuck Norris primes and detonates biotic explosions. With his FISTS

[KyreneZA]

Chuck Norris is the reason Banshees scream like that... in fear!

[Miniditka77]

Chuck Norris can Lash Banshees and grab-kill Phantoms.

Chuck Norris can dual-wield Claymores and still have +500% cooldown.

Chuck Norris has every power maxed out, but his kill feed still looks like:
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Marauder
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Banshee
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Brute
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Marauder
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Cannibal
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Ravager

Chuck Norris once took down a Geth Colossus in 5 seconds with a sock full of nickels.

Modifié par Miniditka77, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:15 .

[Hypertion]

Miniditka77 wrote...

Chuck Norris can Lash Banshees and grab-kill Phantoms.

Chuck Norris can dual-wield Claymores and still have +500% cooldown.

Chuck Norris has every power maxed out, but his kill feed still looks like:
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Marauder
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Banshee
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Brute
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Marauder
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Cannibal
Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Ravager

Chuck Norris once took down a Geth Colossus in 5 seconds with a sock full of nickels.

Chuck Norris [Roundhouse Kick] Harbinger

[sydsyrious]

Chuck Norris would be instantly kicked from all Gold Lobbies as he never revives, steals kills, and blocks anyone from taking a shot that he should have.

I have no idea why anyone would want him in a game.

[Sgt SuperWae]

Chuck Norris can return or exchange his unwanted commendation packs within 30 days without a receipt.
There was no Alliance Operation on Independence Day weekend because Chuck Norris likes fireworks.