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[Fluffeh Kitteh]

Chuck Norris picks up the package, the Extraction Zone moves toward him.

Chuck Norris can hijack Atlases in MP.

When Chuck Norris is disabling an indoctrination booster, enemy troops back him up and provide cover fire for him.

Chuck Norris can bring a Krysae X into a match. Nobody dares to kick him from the lobby.

[OhPa2]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

I think it would go like...
*mission starts*
*Chuck Norris smiles and all enemies die*
"Good job team."
*mission completed*

Chuck Norris can smile?

[zRz Tyr]

When the Reapers try to indoctrinate Chuck Norris, it backfires and the reapers are indoctrinated by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once sneezed out into the sky. The bacteria that got sneezed away ended up on a world we now know as Tuchanka.

Chuck Norris can have all love interests at the same time.

I am sorry if they were to bad

[WaffleCrab]

-Chuck breaks wind when 1st wave begins.
►This happens.

Everyone in a game at the moment all around ME3 MP. Instantly wins and are awarded one, chuck norris grade karate chop consumable.

[zRz Tyr]

WaffleCrab wrote...

-Chuck breaks wind when 1st wave begins.
►This happens.

Everyone in a game at the moment all around ME3 MP. Instantly wins and are awarded one, chuck norris grade karate chop consumable.

Only Chuck Norris Wins.

[Tom-N7-]

Chuck Norris' melee weapon is an Omni-Beard

Chuck Norris got a Harrier X in a recruit pack.

Modifié par Tom-N7-, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:14 .

[Sgt SuperWae]

Tom-N7- wrote...

Chuck Norris' melee weapon is an Omni-Beard

 lol.

[LuckyBullet95]

Garrus would finally have an equal to play with... bout time he's been soloing the Archangel Difficulty since the beta...

[sirus1988]

Chuck Norris gets instantly killed by banshee, then screams in his headset "I am Chuck-****ing Norris" and everything dies, the screen goes blank, system freezes.

[sirus1988]

double post, sorry.

Modifié par sirus1988, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:23 .

[landylan]

This one's probably been said...

Chuck Norris can jump through walls and instakill banshees.

[Bwgmon]

Chuck Norris makes it to Wave 12.

[ScuuubaSteeeve]

Chuck Norris uses an inscisor 1 and an eagle 1 with a 1 sec TC with -80% and STILL comes out 1rst in gold

[khankar]

Chuck Norris never misses

[khankar]

Chuck Norris beat Gold in 5 minutes...he spent 4 minutes waiting in the lobby.

[masseffect420]

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=NIYZVSElmj4


http://m.youtube.com...?v=CfGiIg8kHbw 

Modifié par masseffect420, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:56 .

[Catastrophy]

Yes, yes, Chuck would do this, Chuck would do that.

Right.

Just let me tell you one thing: Even Chuck Norris would fall for Gavorn's tricks.

[Robbiesan]

When Chuck Norris recently used a medi-gel (just for kicks.. kicks!) he just stood there like Jesus on the cross (in his N7 armor), but then he magically came back to life, but with no shields and only one health bar.

Chuck was not impressed so he went to Bioware's office and kicked everyone's ass. That is why we recently had no weekend op and BW is afraid to announce the next MP DLC. He then stole the gumball machine on his way from BW's office and gave it to kids at the orphanage, but told them not to eat gumballs since they would give them cavities. Chuck is a meanie.

[Adhok42]

dr_random wrote...

Just let me tell you one thing: Even Chuck Norris would fall for Gavorn's tricks.

What you say is impossible. Why? Not even Gavorn can fool Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris just pretends to be fooled so he has a reason to kick ass other then being out of bubblegum.

[Grub Killer8016]

Chuck Norris and ME3? E P I C N E S S

[stysiaq]

When Chuck Norris plays ME3, the enemies get a chance to escape him and get picked up by a shuttle on wave 11. Not a single one made it so far.

Chuck Norris soloed Firebase Hive/Collectors/Gold using his level 1 Prothean Engineer.

[slescens]

The RNG gives Chuck Norris Thresher Maw Cannons in every pack.
They are free because the RNG fears Chuck Norris.
He can have more than 255 of them.

[L.ast L.ife]

Sgt SuperWae wrote...

• Chuck Norris stun-locked a hunter.  In response the hunter started a new thread declaring Chuck Norris op.
• Whenever a teammate isn't in the hacking zone, Chuck Norris disables the EA servers.
• Chuck Norris solo'ed Gold and didn't take a pic.  It still happened.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need consumables, so he donates them to the homeless.
• The last time Chuck Norris promoted a class it went on to become America's first Black president.

I'm slightly attracted to you for this thread.  Don't worry.  The moment shall pass shortly.

[Miniditka77]

Chuck Norris doesn't kill steal.  All the kills are his already.

Chuck Norris always uses the Krysae X.... to pick Reapers out of his teeth.

Chuck Norris gets headshot damage on everything.

Chuck Norris blows Stasis Bubbles with his gum.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Blade Armor.  He has a sleeveless denim jacket and returns all melee damage dealt to him by 1000%.

Modifié par Miniditka77, 09 juillet 2012 - 10:58 .

[Rickochet101]

All of Chuck Norris's heavy melees with any character are roundhouse kicks... to the face!

(Even 10' tall Banshees)