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[Rickochet101]

Chuck Norris can one button an entire match.

[ArcJ0Pa]

Chuck Norris scores higher than a missile glitcher using a Predator

[XTR3M3]

Chuck Norris has never lost connection and seen a "you lost your connection...." message because Chuck Norris never loses anything.

Chuck Norris can get a good SP ending without playing MP.

Chuck Norris gets N7 weapons in his recruit packs.

Chuck Norris gets LVL 5 ammo consumables.

[Javo2357]

Chuck Norris can ban rocket glitchers in-game.

Chuck Norris gets unlimited consumables.

Chuck Norris had maxed out gear before Resurgence.

Anyone that plays a match with Chuck Norris gets triple XP and credits and is instantly awarded a Commendation Pack.

When Chuck Norris promotes his characters, they hit Level 21.

Chuck Norris can fire all his weapons while disarming/arming objectives.

Don't ever shoot at Chuck Norris in a match; it will result in you losing all consumables and staying downed for the rest of that game.

Infiltrators thought they could outscore Chuck Norris, hence the Tactical Cloak nerf.

[Javo2357]

NobodyofConsequence wrote...

Chuck Norris' weapons never overheat. His stare is that cold.

Haha niiice

Chuck Norris' LI in ME was everyone. Simultaneously.

LOL

[Javo2357]

Sgt SuperWae wrote...

Tom-N7- wrote...

Chuck Norris' melee weapon is an Omni-Beard

 lol.

WIN.

[Sgt SuperWae]

You guys have come up with some hilarious stuff. In commemoration of the first 100 posts I'll update the OP with some of my favorite Chuck Norris ME3 multi-player facts the next chance I get.

Keep 'em coming. I'm loving this.

[Bladedrummer]

When Chuck Norris started playing MP he nerfed YOU!

Chuck Norris started playing MP but all the posts on BSN complained he was OP, they were right. This one time.

When Chuck Norris started playing MP he nerfed the nerfers.

Chuck Norris' Drell Adept can tank in Gold.

Chuck Norris' Asari Adept causes Biotic Implosions.

Chuck Norris' character reaves the enemies by looking in their direction, with no cooldown triggered.

Chuck Norris can specc a GI for Damage AND duration.

Chuck Norris' Krogan Sentinel melees with roundhouse kicks and gets headshot damage.

[Freaksh0w56]

Chuck Norris gets his own ending.

[Bladedrummer]

dzero wrote...

Chuck Norris plays Mass Effect 3 multiplayer on Steam.

Win. Don't ask me why.

[The Waffle Cat]

WaffleCrab wrote...

-Chuck breaks wind when 1st wave begins.
►This happens.

Everyone in a game at the moment all around ME3 MP. Instantly wins and are awarded one, chuck norris grade karate chop consumable.

Seems like a reaction from the element francium with water, very heavy splash not really damaging, gives great effect like a nuke thou.

Modifié par The Waffle Cat, 10 juillet 2012 - 12:21 .

[Bladedrummer]

Fluffeh Kitteh wrote...

Chuck Norris picks up the package, the Extraction Zone moves toward him.

Chuck Norris can hijack Atlases in MP.

When Chuck Norris is disabling an indoctrination booster, enemy troops back him up and provide cover fire for him.

Good ones!

When Chuck Norris is disabling an indoctrination booster enemy troops get into cover.

When Chuck Norris is disabling an indoctrination booster, enemy troops wait patiently to be killed when he's done.

Variations on this are endless, good idea XD

[Bladedrummer]

Kronner wrote...

If Chuck Norris played multiplayer, no bug would dare to show up.

[Bladedrummer]

Andretzli_nar_Mile wrote...

Chuck Norris makes the Geth hide behind the counter on Firebase White

Clap clap clap clap

[Bladedrummer]

Last one. For now ^^'

Chuck Norris can four-man Gold, while soloing.

[The Waffle Cat]

Chuck Norris can say : I know you feel this.


against harbinger

[O Curinga]

Crimson Vanguard wrote...

Chuck Norris harvested the Reaper

For Breakfast!



They use the Mass Effect Technology because if they use the Chuck Norris Effect, the Mass relays would send to another dimension

[MWaHa]

No one asks why Chuck Norris isn't in the Hack Zone. Instead, they ask why the Hack Zone isn't around Chick Norris.

[LuckyBullet95]

Chuck Norris' beard is the weapon used by command at the end of extraction...

[MWaHa]

Chuck Norris can headshot Geth Primes. Hell, when they see Chuck Norris, they headshot themselves.

[LDStaredown]

When his team was downed, Chuck Norris was forced to do the rest of the wave himself. The objective was finished, so it wasn't that much of a problem.

[Rickochet101]

"Chuck Norris" is considered an original name for all of Chuck Norris' characters.

With the exception of his Human Soldier, named "Walker: Texas Spectre"

[Mekkloood]

Chuck Norris join a FBWGG, and the primes start farming.

[Bwgmon]

One time a Krogan decided to headbutt Chuck Norris between waves.
Chuck Norris, who was amused by this gesture, returned the headbutt. When this happened, Urdnot Wrex was sent back in time to the Citadel, when Saren went rogue.