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[FellishBeast]

KiraTsukasa wrote...

Sgt SuperWae wrote...


The last time Chuck Norris promoted a class it went on to become America's first Black president.

No.

lmfao

[Lord Chun]

Chuck Norris didn't cure the genophage. He IS the genophage!!

[SmawgSS]

When Chuck Norris joins a gold match, the enemy's all quit the game...
When Chuck Norris joins a gold match, the enemy rocket glitches, map glitches, and hacks... and still loose...
When Chuck Norris joins a lobby, he NEVER gets kicked; however everything else does.
Krogans are afraid to Headbutt Chuck Norris between rounds...

[MaggotFragger]

Kimori wrote...

Chuck Norris' Black Widow has infinite piercing distance.

His first shot took out an entire starship.

Genius

[Sgt SuperWae]

Just updated the OP with some the community made facts. Good stuff everyone. MORE!!!

[SinerAthin]

If Chuck Norris has an N7 rating of 6970, and you have an N7 rating of 7000, Chuck Norris still has a higher N7 rating than you.

Chuck Norris once missed his shot. The result was the derelict Reaper found by Cerberus in Mass Effect 2.

[Zeromarro4]

Chuck Norris used the "A" button and it did what he wanted

[XTR3M3]

Chuck Norris is the reason there are only female Asari now.

Chuck Norris can grab Brutes, Primes, Banshees, phantoms, ect. No one can resist being grabbed by Chuck Norris.

The Krysae was made in an attempt to duplicate Chuck Norris' Predator skillz.

Chuck Norris doesn't camp. He just waits to dispense death.

Chuck Norris has armor piercing melee attacks.

[B3ckett]

When Chuck Norris uses medi-gel, Banshees turn back to Asari.
When Chuck Norris presses A, all servers freeze and he's asked what he'd like to be done by the game:
"Roll? How far and would you like a reload with that? Revive? All of teammates + full barriers/shields for everyone? Disarm? Of course all of them. Grab pizza? We'll deliver that for you, Sir."

Modifié par B3ckett, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:22 .

[WaffleCrab]

When chuck Norris played ME3, EA decided to nerf the origin.

When Chuck Norris laughs god kills a prime.

If you say chuck norris 5 times at the counter in FBW, chuck norris comes out from behind the corner and says your already dead, and you die in 11 minutes.

If you touch chuck norris it feels like a cattle line, and your fingers will momentarily have the glow of chuck.

[Eelectrica]

Chuck Norris entered Hydra - The enemies all used the waterfall glitch and drowned seconds later.

A Banshee picked up Chuck Norris - Chuck glared and the Banshee dropped Chuck and was later found sobbing in the corner of map.

[KyreneZA]

Chuck Norris never gets stuck to cover--he never uses cover.

Chuck Norris doesn't light melee--he just stares at enemies in melee range.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to charge--enemies run to him to get killed.

Chuck Norris never puts any points in Fitness.

Chuck Norris never does the hack objective--he still draws all the aggro.

Chuck Norris has unlimited consumables, but never uses any.

Chuck Norris has zero Cobras and doesn't need any--his heavy melee makes it seem like he's a missile glitcher.

Chuck Norris once missed a shot--patch 1.03 was released the next day.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Kinect, but his voice commands are instantly and correctly interpreted by the servers.

Whenever anyone loses connection it is because Chuck Norris was misunderstood by a server.

[Catastrophy]

Adhok42 wrote...

dr_random wrote...

Just let me tell you one thing: Even Chuck Norris would fall for Gavorn's tricks.

What you say is impossible. Why? Not even Gavorn can fool Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris just pretends to be fooled so he has a reason to kick ass other then being out of bubblegum.

Chuck Norris is OP.
He even makes you not see his OPness. He also coerces everybody to never mind calling for a nerf.
He clearly doesn't work for BW.

Modifié par dr_random, 10 juillet 2012 - 10:29 .

[Dynamik78]

once there was a guy who tought he had beten him...that guy died young killed by a terrible misterious fever

www.youtube.com/watch

[Tibbur]

Overwatch commander "Bruce lee" has entered the field.

Chuck Norris is down mission scrubbed

[KyreneZA]

When Chuck Norris joins a game all other players are leechers.

Chuck Norris once lost a Gold match to Wikus van der Merwe--they extracted during wave 111 and is the reason for the 50% starting galactic readiness level.

Chuck Norris can kick you during a game, but prefers not to.

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with Harbinger--the Reapers had to retreat to dark space to avoid being annihilated.

Chuck Norris actually has, and uses, the "awesome" button.

Chuck Norris' varren has a Reaper destroyer as a chew-toy.

Only Garrus Vakarian can calibrate better than Chuck Norris, but he can't combat roll.

The original Biotic Charge was when Chuck Norris combat rolled forward.

Firebase Giant was named after Chuck Norris. So is Hydra and Dagger (although the latter is considered a grave insult by all Krogan).

Chuck Norris doesn't have a quad--he is affectionately known as "The Maw and Octa" in Krogan murals.

[Miniditka77]

Chuck Norris has L10 biotic implants, and he implanted them himself with nothing more than a rusty screwdriver and a bottle of Wild Turkey.

[ShiroDNX]

Bioware tried to recreate the awesome that is Chuck Norris. Each individual character cost over $700,000 to create.

Modifié par ShiroDNX, 10 juillet 2012 - 05:44 .

[Caratinoid]

Chuck Norris can score head shots with his fists.

When your game finishes loading Chuck Norris will already be waiting for extraction.

On objective waves Chuck Norris kills all enemies first then start to do the objective.

[Y4bz1]

Chuck Norris once medi gelled a banshee just so his beard could get a kill...

[Caratinoid]

We failed Operation Silencer because Chuck Norris wasn't playing multiplayer during that weekend.

When you play with Chuck Norris you always get enough experience to reach level 20.

Modifié par Caratinoid, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:12 .

[khankar]

A Geth Hunter once sneaked up to Chuck Norris....ONCE.

[Caratinoid]

khankar wrote...

A Geth Hunter once sneaked up to Chuck Norris....ONCE.

... and ... was killed anyway.

[AmicusHumaniGeneris]

Lord Chun wrote...

Chuck Norris didn't cure the genophage. He IS the genophage!!

So basically, Mordin Solus > Chuck Norris? Makes sense.

[Sgt SuperWae]

Chuck Norris' fists are armor-piercing.

BioWare took Chuck Norris' idea for the N7 Demolisher, but he's okay with that.