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[Hypertion]

Adhok42 wrote...

The only reason the Reapers invaded Earth was because Chuck Norris allowed them to land. He was bored and wanted something resembling a challenge. The Reapers looked like they'd put up a decent fight.

When the Illusive Man's team arrived at the site of the weapon that took out the Derelict Reaper in ME2 they found a 6-inch stainless Smith Model 629 .44 Mag and some Beef Jerky. The Magnum was credited as the weapon that fired the shot as a single spent casing was found nearby.

we need a gif of chuck norris fireing a shot and a reaper exploding now.

[Upbeat Elcor]

Chuck Norris bought a jumbo equipment pack and got an M-920 Cain X

[Sgt SuperWae]

Chuck Norris doesn't credit farm, he commits mass murder for money.

The Earth DLC doesn't include Texas because Walker already saved it.

[Sgt SuperWae]

Was just inspired.  Chuck's beard is amazing.
Having recently earned its doctorate from MIT, Chuck Norris' beard would be an Engineer.

Chuck's beard's power layout: static overload, ginger incinerate, justice.
Chuck Norris' beard was banned for being the rocket glitch.

Chuck Norris' beard can civilly mediate disagreements between nerfers and anti-nerfers without name-calling.

[PogueMahone0629]

Chuck Norris' Harrier has infinite ammo

Chuck Norris gives Nemesis a REASON to run

Chuck Norris stops Banshees in their tracks, rips out their vocal cords, then watches them try to scream and laughs

Chuck Norris can grab kill...Atlas'

Chuck Norris doesn't need stasis, he merely stares at them and enemies stop in wonder

[Hypertion]

Chuck Norris has the most powerful Insta-Kill manuver, a single roundhouse kick that kills all enemys and depletes the wave budget for all remaining wave.

Banshees and Phantoms constantly complain about it.



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Chuck Norris would only play as Drell Vanguard, set up for melee.

Modifié par Hypertion, 13 juillet 2012 - 06:29 .

[NobodyofConsequence]

Chuck Norris is so awesome that even his threads cannot die.

Seriously, the four day wait was worth it.

EDIT: Oh, why not...

Blasto watches Chuck Norris movies.

Chuck Norris can complete a pizza delivery run after eating the pizza and stil get a tip.

Chuck Norris once capped four objectives simultaneously.

Chuck Norris was the first to graduate from the N-1337 program.

Chuck Norris gave Joker Vrolik syndrome.

The Catalyst once tried to compute the awesomeness of Chuck Norris. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Modifié par NobodyofConsequence, 17 juillet 2012 - 01:19 .