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[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

And yet it is heavily implied that 2 grey wardens have never had a successful coupling together.
It is certainly not for the lack of trying!

I'm game if you are.

Wait, what?

Oh my
But what about Zoeller? Won't he... know?

I wish you happiness. *throws rice*

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...
I wish you happiness. *throws rice*

No! You're wasting all the food! How'd you like it if I threw mash potatoes at you!
*throws potatoes*

[David Gaider]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
And puppies. You have to have puppies.

And puppies! And well-trained children!

And Morrigan tripped on the way out of Denerim and died. And Alistair forgot he ever saw her naked.

No consequences for anybody! Yay!! 

I don't want this to be like yesterday. I really liked this thread...

I am not being ****y today! I swear!

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
I wish you happiness. *throws rice*

No! You're wasting all the food! How'd you like it if I threw mash potatoes at you!
*throws potatoes*

With grace I would handle it, and then I would eat it. That rice was my gift to you...

[ReubenLiew]

David Gaider wrote...
And puppies! And well-trained children!

You liar!
There is no such thing as well-trained children!

[XOGHunter246]

The morrigan part sounds interesting i can picture that happening lol

[Herr Uhl]

David Gaider wrote...

And Morrigan tripped on the way out of Denerim and died. And Alistair forgot he ever saw her naked.

No consequences for anybody! Yay!! 

Child-murdered! Killing a pregnant woman is not cool.

Edit: So not Yay. Sadist...

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 16 décembre 2009 - 08:15 .

[TheLadyJess]

Sometimes I wish I didn't get so emotionally invested in things, but when is it ever okay not to?

[Varenus Luckmann]

Cybercat999 wrote...
I got married 3 times in 20 years..... its not such a short time as you may think.

That's just fail.

[XOGHunter246]

Demeira wrote...

Sometimes I wish I didn't get so emotionally invested in things, but when is it ever okay not to?

We all understand why but with games like these there always some sort of doom and gloom

[Tamyn]

David Gaider wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
And puppies. You have to have puppies.

And puppies! And well-trained children!

And Morrigan tripped on the way out of Denerim and died. And Alistair forgot he ever saw her naked.

No consequences for anybody! Yay!! 
 

But he didn't see her naked! She blew out the candle when she still had her underwear on! All there was was some awkward fumbling in the dark.

[XOGHunter246]

the face is classical when a male sleeps with her he looks so frightened

[Skydiver8888]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Please ladies accept there won't be little whiny Alistair's running around in your future with him ask zevran to give you a child I'm sure he won't oblige

At least we know your rival morrigan is going to have a uber Alistair god child

Cruelty, thy name is XOGHunter246!

I swear, you people kill me.  It's like watching a conversation between a child and Charles Dickens.

Child: Well, I never actually SAW Sidney hang, so he *might* be alive, and he could come rescue Lucy from Darnay's evil clutches
Dickens: Child, Darnay isn't evil, and Sidney was on the gallows.
Child:  But he IS evil!  Sidney really loved her!  She secretly knew it, too!  And while we're on it, why! didn't Madame Defarge turn into a dragon and steal Lucy away, then Sidney and Charles could have REALLY fought over her and fought the dragon too!  And Sidney would triumph and he wouldn't have to hang!
Dickens: *facepalm*

 

[nos_astra]

David Gaider wrote...
No consequences for anybody! Yay!! 

I feel dirty now.

[Herr Uhl]

Skydiver8888 wrote...
I swear, you people kill me.  It's like watching a conversation between a child and Charles Dickens.

Child: Well, I never actually SAW Sidney hang, so he *might* be alive, and he could come rescue Lucy from Darnay's evil clutches
Dickens: Child, Darnay isn't evil, and Sidney was on the gallows.
Child:  But he IS evil!  Sidney really loved her!  She secretly knew it, too!  And while we're on it, why! didn't Madame Defarge turn into a dragon and steal Lucy away, then Sidney and Charles could have REALLY fought over her and fought the dragon too!  And Sidney would triumph and he wouldn't have to hang!
Dickens: *facepalm*

You forgot the griffons.

[XOGHunter246]

Skydiver8888 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Please ladies accept there won't be little whiny Alistair's running around in your future with him ask zevran to give you a child I'm sure he won't oblige

At least we know your rival morrigan is going to have a uber Alistair god child

Cruelty, thy name is XOGHunter246!

I swear, you people kill me.  It's like watching a conversation between a child and Charles Dickens.

Child: Well, I never actually SAW Sidney hang, so he *might* be alive, and he could come rescue Lucy from Darnay's evil clutches
Dickens: Child, Darnay isn't evil, and Sidney was on the gallows.
Child:  But he IS evil!  Sidney really loved her!  She secretly knew it, too!  And while we're on it, why! didn't Madame Defarge turn into a dragon and steal Lucy away, then Sidney and Charles could have REALLY fought over her and fought the dragon too!  And Sidney would triumph and he wouldn't have to hang!
Dickens: *facepalm*

 

Morrigan really steals the thunder here lol

[eschilde]

Skydiver8888 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Please ladies accept there won't be little whiny Alistair's running around in your future with him ask zevran to give you a child I'm sure he won't oblige

At least we know your rival morrigan is going to have a uber Alistair god child

Cruelty, thy name is XOGHunter246!

I swear, you people kill me.  It's like watching a conversation between a child and Charles Dickens.

Child: Well, I never actually SAW Sidney hang, so he *might* be alive, and he could come rescue Lucy from Darnay's evil clutches
Dickens: Child, Darnay isn't evil, and Sidney was on the gallows.
Child:  But he IS evil!  Sidney really loved her!  She secretly knew it, too!  And while we're on it, why! didn't Madame Defarge turn into a dragon and steal Lucy away, then Sidney and Charles could have REALLY fought over her and fought the dragon too!  And Sidney would triumph and he wouldn't have to hang!
Dickens: *facepalm*

Quit ruining my dreams, I like that ending better, anyway.

Seriously though >.> my point is if two Grey Wardens can't have kids, couldn't it have been stated somewhere less ambiguously? Like, in a codex maybe..? I'm not sure whether I should be using my interpretation in gameplay or taking the Maker's word for it am I the only one who read that conversation and understood it to mean there was at least a possibility of having kids? This was a pretty big part of making my decision on who/how to put people on the throne at the Landsmeet.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Soon after King Allistair and <FemalePlayerName> got married, they organized a massive, kingdom-wide search for a witch of the wilds by the name of Morrigan.

They claimed she held knowledge critial for the survival for the kingdom.





Go get her and force her to come up with some super-fetriltiy spell.

[Kohaku]

David Gaider wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
And puppies. You have to have puppies.

And puppies! And well-trained children!

And Morrigan tripped on the way out of Denerim and died. And Alistair forgot he ever saw her naked.

No consequences for anybody! Yay!! 

I don't want this to be like yesterday. I really liked this thread...

I am not being ****y today! I swear!

I'm starting to think you are just as bad as the rest of us.

[TheGreenLion]

say it's like the Krogans in Mass Effect, 1-1000 attempts I think would bear a healthy child(for different reasons but, meh). If you did the deed 3 times a day(or more...for the voracious types), it'd only take a year or so to reach the 1000 mark, so anywhere within 100,000 times (base chance = .001%) you'd have a good chance of concieving a child. It's only 100 years right?



Avernus could teach you his secret of longevity/apply his process to you + Alistair so you'd live long enough to meet that mark. Alistair will most likely need a very large supply of deep mushrooms to keep him going after the first week, however(and you'd have to endure mushroom breath, but it keeps him goin right?). I guess you could also get Wynne to revive him if he dies....if she doesn't die before that. If all else fails, there's always Sandal.



Pay no attention to my post as it is silly and assumes that a Warden+Warden couple would be able to produce offspring at all. Maybe it's something like 50%+50%=100% chance of no kids.

[Herr Uhl]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
I'm starting to think you are just as bad as the rest of us.

You are relatively new I presume?

[Kohaku]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
I'm starting to think you are just as bad as the rest of us.

You are relatively new I presume?

Not too new. I was on the other board a while back. 2003? Can't remember.

[Herr Uhl]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
I'm starting to think you are just as bad as the rest of us.

You are relatively new I presume?

Not too new. I was on the other board a while back. 2003? Can't remember.

How can you not have picked up on that sooner, I mean, baby-flail.

[XOGHunter246]

shame Avernus does not exists on my game hes dead my sword slipped

[Kohaku]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
I'm starting to think you are just as bad as the rest of us.

You are relatively new I presume?

Not too new. I was on the other board a while back. 2003? Can't remember.

How can you not have picked up on that sooner, I mean, baby-flail.

Not sure. I cry the tears of a thousand rivers or something.