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[warriorN7]

 Dear Liara T'soni.

Did you hear Sheppard saved my whole race and retook my home planet.

Dooo you have a home planet????

Sincerely Tali Zora Vas Normandy.



Dear Tali Zora Vas Normandy 

BITE ME! 

oh wait you can't.

Sincerely Liara Tsoni 

Now you go.

Modifié par warriorN7, 10 juillet 2012 - 05:28 .

[CrutchCricket]

Dear Kaidan,

How's Vrmire? Keep that radioactivity going!

Sincerely,
Commander

Ps. I used to be Shepard but then I became a mecha-god. Toodles!

Dear Tela Vasir,

You died before the man I was had a chance to shoot you. This is unacceptable. I've reconstructed your body and resurrected you. I'm dropping you off on Vrmire so my buddy Kaidan's free floating atoms can give you radiation sickness. Enjoy!

Your former friend,
Commander

Dear Feron,

I was going to give you the option of cryogenically freezing yourself until I died. But since I'm an eternal aggregate consciousness of the Reapers I'm pretty sure I'll outlast you. Say, have you ever been to Vrmire?

-Commander

[krukow]

Dear Joker,
Ash was wondering if you'd like to do a date night, the two of us and you and ED...
Oh, right, sorry.
Hope things are well!

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

[BadExamp1e]

krukow wrote...

Dear Joker,
Ash was wondering if you'd like to do a date night, the two of us and you and ED...
Oh, right, sorry.
Hope things are well!

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

 
Lol! I take it Sheppy picked the destroy ending?

[CptData]

Dear Samantha,

I'm sorry I tried to get you in my bed last time. Next time I'll make sure you have some fun too and therefore I asked Ashley to join us. Can you invent a three-way chessgame? I hate strip poker.

BR
Commander Eugene "Pervert" Shepard

[krukow]

CptData wrote...

Dear Samantha,

I'm sorry I tried to get you in my bed last time. Next time I'll make sure you have some fun too and therefore I asked Ashley to join us. Can you invent a three-way chessgame? I hate strip poker.

BR
Commander Eugene "Pervert" Shepard

Dear Shepard,

Per your request to join you and Samantha, with all due respect commander...

Sincerly
Lt Commander Williams.

[JeffZero]

Dear Window Guy,

It has come to our attention that recent modifications to the Alliance Headquarters in Vancouver have effectively removed you from existence. We offer our deepest condolences.

--Hackett

[CptData]

krukow wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Samantha,

I'm sorry I tried to get you in my bed last time. Next time I'll make sure you have some fun too and therefore I asked Ashley to join us. Can you invent a three-way chessgame? I hate strip poker.

BR
Commander Eugene "Pervert" Shepard

Dear Shepard,

Per your request to join you and Samantha, with all due respect commander...

Sincerly
Lt Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I do have a first name. Or "Skipper". Whatever. Can I sail your boat this evening?

BR
Skipper

[BadExamp1e]

CptData wrote...

krukow wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Samantha,

I'm sorry I tried to get you in my bed last time. Next time I'll make sure you have some fun too and therefore I asked Ashley to join us. Can you invent a three-way chessgame? I hate strip poker.

BR
Commander Eugene "Pervert" Shepard

Dear Shepard,

Per your request to join you and Samantha, with all due respect commander...

Sincerly
Lt Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I do have a first name. Or "Skipper". Whatever. Can I sail your boat this evening?

BR
Skipper

Dear 'Skipper',

That ship has sailed.

PS: Watch out. Liara wants to come up to your cabin again. Some science mumbo jumbo or something -- it's an excuse. You know how she is.

PS PS: I wish you'd saved Kaidan on Virmire because I really can't be f**ked with all this.

-- Ash.

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Wrex

I know you're still angry about having green eyes. But at least Shepard saved your people from the Genophage. And I got you Eve for company. You're still displeased?

Ever since EDI turned green she's been creaping me out with talk about being alive. She keeps saying how amazing it is to feel me. She keeps saying weird stuff like that. Really creepy right?

The Geth have also been really over friendly. One of the Geth asked me out on a date with the words "Does this unit deserve fun?" I never realised that the Geth had it in them to act like *****/

On the positive side I no longer have to worry about breaking my bones!

Sincerely

Joker

P.S. There is nothing scarier than a Krogan with glowing green eyes.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:56 .

[Theodoro]

Dear Shepard,

Shepard.

--Wrex

Dear Wrex,

Wrex.

--Shepard

[BP93]

Dear Garrus,

We figured you could use something to do Garrus Vakarian, so we decided to uncalibrate the Normandy's weapon systems. We judge that the Normandy could no longer hit the broadside of a barn.

Yours truly,

Legion

[Steel Dancer]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Dear Wrex

I know you're still angry about having green eyes. But at least I Shepard your people from the Genophage. And I got you Eve for company. You're still displeased?

Ever since EDI turned green she's been creaping me out with talk about being alive. She keeps saying how amazing it is to feel me. She keeps saying weird stuff like that. Really creepy right?

The Geth have also been really over friendly. One of the Geth asked me out on a date with the words "Does this unit deserve fun?" I never realised that the Geth had it in them to act like *****/

On the positive side I no longer have to worry about breaking my bones!

Sincerely

Joker

P.S. There is nothing scarier than a Krogan with glowing green eyes.

I agree. My firstborn with Bakura had glowing green eyes. Very strange.

I ate him.

Sincerely,

Wrex.

[Twilight_Princess]

Dear Thane

I know you're very busy with the Hanar on Kahje but I thought I'd write to you. I met your cousin Tink Krios in the hospital today. I was there to see Ash but I spotted the family resemblance and decided to pop in to be polite. He was a tad delirious from his medication, he was acting like he was you! Well an earlier version of you anyway,  before you woke up . Instead of correcting him I just went along with it, he was very ill so I thought it would be best to humour him. I mean he was even wearing that jacket you said went missing!

Poor guy.I promise to keep an eye on him for you. Hopefully he doesn't do anything silly in his state. An accountant thinking he's the universe's best assassin could get him hurt but I'll make sure that won't happen. Anyway, after you make more progress with the Hanar scientists I'll be heading to Kahje to meet you. Hopefully that breakthrough will help your people like you hoped...and give us the future we’ve been fighting for. See you soon.
 
Your siha

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:42 .

[Allstar27]

Dear Harbinger

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

From A.I Shepard

P.S I know this hurts you

[Roamingmachine]

Dear James Vega

You are late for you appointment with Javik by the airlock.

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

ps. Nobody likes you.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Dear 'Skipper',

That ship has sailed.

PS: Watch out. Liara wants to come up to your cabin again. Some science mumbo jumbo or something -- it's an excuse. You know how she is.

PS PS: I wish you'd saved Kaidan on Virmire because I really can't be f**ked with all this.

-- Ash.

Dear Ashley,

No way to stop the ship & get me on board? 
Yeah, Liara was here. Told me some stuff about Javik. Seems she's in love with him while he's trolling her all day.
Traynor accepted my apologize. Sorry I had that stupid drunk idea - the Normandy is no love boat.

PS: Wish I could have virmired myself to save Kaidan.

BR
Skipper

[Premier Bromanov]

Dear Samara,

If you joined me to defeat the Reapers, you wouldn't have to go to defend Thessia, because it would be redunant.  Like everyone new who joined me for the suicide mission, you have a convenient and flimsy reason to be away.

Please join me.  I can't stand the people I have to work with this time around.  You can even swear a new Oath of Subsumation.

Thanks,
Commander Shepard

Modifié par Premier Bromanov, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:36 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Dear Garrus.

It´s come to my attention that the Normandys calibrating device has malfunctioned due to overuse.
You are being docked 1 weeks pay!

Commander Femshep.

[Dragon_Claw]

Dear Tali.

I´ve got a couple of weeks vacation coming up.
Is your beach house on Rannoch been built yet, I wanna do some skinny dipping?

Your girlfriend Femshep.

[krukow]

Dear Femshep,
I'm still on the cover. You're just an "alternate."

Sincerely,
Sheploo

[Dragon_Claw]

Dear Ashley.

Next time you decide to get sh*tfaced in the Normandys lounge, give me a ring on the intercom.
You are not the only one, who needs a break!

Commander Femshep.

[Soltana]

Allers journalist,

I wish to have a moment of your time. Please meet me by the airlock.

-Javik

[Dragon_Claw]

Dear Javik.

50.000 years trapped inside an ice box, has left you in a foul mood.
You need to get laid & Liara could use the research!

Commander Femshep.

[CptData]

Shepard-Commander,

EDI sent us a request to "plug in our stuff".
Please specify "stuff".
Please specify Joker-Pilot's reaction.
Please specify the following files linked to the extranet's adult section.
We need input for a consensus.

Awaiting input,

Legion

Modifié par CptData, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:54 .