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[Doodle]

CptData wrote...

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

CptData wrote...

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

Dear Ashley

Sorry, but i perfer Kaidan.

Commander John Shepard

P.S. i know you won't get this message

Dear John,

I got it. Mordin found a way to communicate from universe to universe. In mine, my John Shepard had to sacrifice Kaidan and is my boyfriend now.

He never accepted Kaidan's death, so I'm forwarding him this mail. It may cheer him up to know Kaidan's still alive in another reality.

- Ashley

PS: Don't worry. I'm not mad 'cause you saved Kaidan in your universe.

Dear Ashley..

Do i look smoking hawt in your universe?

also could you forward a picture ?

- John Shepard

P.S mordin must be smarter in your universe then in mine

Dear John,

Think you're "hawt" - three day stubble, big guy, great abs, perfect shape. I can't find an image that's ... appropriate Let's say, all three of my sisters envy me.

Mordin was smart. He died in a mission to save the Krogan race, I never had the chance to meet him. However, we found some plans he was working at before dying - it's the Inter-Universe-Communication-Device "IUCD" I'm using to talk to you. By the way - your Mording must have been succesful too, otherwise we couldn't communicate ... *g*

- Ash

PS: Mind if you send a current picture of Kaidan? My Shepard wants to know how your Kaidan kicks ass in your universe ...

Dear Ashley,

So thats what mordins blueprints was... EDI and Tali must of finished building it...

Yeah, mordin was a great guy, also died on a mission to save the Krogan's... i'll miss him

- Shepard

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Dear Ash,

Shepard showed me the messages...

How have you been in your universe?

- Kaidan

P.S just wondering, did Shepard work for Cerberus at any point?

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Shepard

You know my partner Bryn Cole?
She tried to kill me.

I'm not quite sure why she lost the plot. It really puzzles me.

Well there was that one incident where I slept with another woman. She had to post that video on the extranet. Didn't even know that woman's name.

Dating her was a heavy risk. It certainly wasn't worth the priiize.

Can we hook back up, like the good old days?

Sincerely your true love

Jacob Taylor

[sylnnn]

Beloved Garrus,

Remember those little reaper-tech upgrades you and I snuck in to our omni-tools?
Yeah, turns out I CAN hear you through them. So... I'll be here if you need me.
 I may have broken one promise, but you are NOT alone and you NEVER will be.

When you're ready, I'll be waiting for you to join me. I promise this is WAY better than any bar.

Love you,
Morgan


ps. You're gonna s#!t yourself when you see the kind of calibrations you can do from in here.

Modifié par sylnnn, 17 juillet 2012 - 07:25 .

[Abraham_uk]

sylnnn wrote...

Beloved Garrus,

Remember those little reaper-tech upgrades you and I snuck in to our omni-tools?
Yeah, turns out I CAN hear you through them. So... I'll be here if you need me.
 I may have broken one promise, but you are NOT alone and you NEVER will be.

When you're ready, I'll be waiting for you to join me. I promise this is WAY better than any bar.

Love you,
Morgan


ps. You're gonna s#!t yourself when you see the kind of calibrations you can do from in here.

Dear Morgan

I've calibrated my omnitool so that I can hear you.
You won't have to send me any more emails.

I can't wait to get inside one of your Reapers.

Sincerely

Garrus Vakarian.

[sylnnn]

Abraham_uk wrote...

sylnnn wrote...

Beloved Garrus,

Remember those little reaper-tech upgrades you and I snuck in to our omni-tools?
Yeah, turns out I CAN hear you through them. So... I'll be here if you need me.
 I may have broken one promise, but you are NOT alone and you NEVER will be.

When you're ready, I'll be waiting for you to join me. I promise this is WAY better than any bar.

Love you,
Morgan


ps. You're gonna s#!t yourself when you see the kind of calibrations you can do from in here.

Dear Morgan

I've calibrated my omnitool so that I can hear you.
You won't have to send me any more emails.

I can't wait to get inside one of your Reapers.

Sincerely

Garrus Vakarian.

Gar,
Here's the extranet link I promised you last night... 
http://viewonlinepic...res-images.html 
Let me know which you'd like to see first when you get up here and we are done fixing all these damn relays.
My choice is attached:    

** attahed image file **


ps I think your idea of Vakarian markings on our hulls is BRILLIANT. Victus should get a kick out of.

MSV

Modifié par sylnnn, 18 juillet 2012 - 01:34 .

[draken-heart]

Dear Lt. Commander Williams,

In my universe, you are fun when you're drunk. And a good kisser

honorably,
Commander Katherine Shepard

PS: the pictures were destroyed with the SR 1

[CptData]

Dear Mordin,

I'm thankful for creating the IUCD Inter Universum Communication Device, so I can talk to you. Do you mind to create an IUTD - Inter Universum Transportation Device? I want to transfer my own being into your time and world and date Ashley.

Thank you.

- CptData

PS. I need to leave my time before 12/21/2012 ;-)

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Mordin,

I'm thankful for creating the IUCD Inter Universum Communication Device, so I can talk to you. Do you mind to create an IUTD - Inter Universum Transportation Device? I want to transfer my own being into your time and world and date Ashley.

Thank you.

- CptData

PS. I need to leave my time before 12/21/2012 ;-)

Dear CptData

If you ever hear from Mordin please let me know, I want to come with you so that I can find and date Kaidan. Just make sure it's before Virmire ;-)

OneWomanArmy

Dear OneWomanArmy

I could ask another Mordin in an universe with Kaidan alive, so you can get transfered in that universe. I just hope both Shepards pick Destruction - I don't wanna become a semi-synthetic.

- CptData

PS: He said "yes" - but has to cure the genophage first.

Modifié par CptData, 18 juillet 2012 - 05:27 .

[sylnnn]

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Mordin,

I'm thankful for creating the IUCD Inter Universum Communication Device, so I can talk to you. Do you mind to create an IUTD - Inter Universum Transportation Device? I want to transfer my own being into your time and world and date Ashley.

Thank you.

- CptData

PS. I need to leave my time before 12/21/2012 ;-)

Dear CptData

If you ever hear from Mordin please let me know, I want to come with you so that I can find and date Kaidan. Just make sure it's before Virmire ;-)

OneWomanArmy

Dear OneWomanArmy

I could ask another Mordin in an universe with Kaidan alive, so you can get transfered in that universe. I just hope both Shepards pick Destruction - I don't wanna become a semi-synthetic.

- CptData

PS: He said "yes" - but has to cure the genophage first.

To: CptData
cc: OneWomanArmy

When Mordin is done with the 'phage, I believe Garrus and I can lend some of our processing power to his little project before we head out of galaxy.I've had requests from a few other Sheps to track down Vega of all people (MOSTLY female ones, but yeah...) and I figure Mordin's IUTD can get everyone where they want to be.

Cordially,
Reaper Cmdr Morgan Shepard-Vakarian

ps. Quantum conundrums are fun!

Modifié par sylnnn, 18 juillet 2012 - 06:13 .

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

sylnnn wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Mordin,

I'm thankful for creating the IUCD Inter Universum Communication Device, so I can talk to you. Do you mind to create an IUTD - Inter Universum Transportation Device? I want to transfer my own being into your time and world and date Ashley.

Thank you.

- CptData

PS. I need to leave my time before 12/21/2012 ;-)

Dear CptData

If you ever hear from Mordin please let me know, I want to come with you so that I can find and date Kaidan. Just make sure it's before Virmire ;-)

OneWomanArmy

Dear OneWomanArmy

I could ask another Mordin in an universe with Kaidan alive, so you can get transfered in that universe. I just hope both Shepards pick Destruction - I don't wanna become a semi-synthetic.

- CptData

PS: He said "yes" - but has to cure the genophage first.

To: CptData
cc: OneWomanArmy

When Mordin is done with the 'phage, I believe Garrus and I can lend some of our processing power to his little project before we head out of galaxy.I've had requests from a few other Sheps to track down Vega of all people (MOSTLY female ones, but yeah...) and I figure Mordin's IUTD can get everyone where they want to be.

Cordially,
Reaper Cmdr Morgan Shepard-Vakarian

ps. Quantum conundrums are fun!

Dear Reaper Cmdr Morgan Shepard-Vakarian

Thank you for this info. I would really be happy if you could track Vega down for me as well but I dont want to share him with the other sheps.

OneWomanArmy

Dear OneWomanArmy,

Got hands on your message exchange. Weren't you fangirling over Ashley and Kaidan alike?

- Shadow Broker

PS: I found a device that may save Kaidan and Ashley on Virmire.

[draken-heart]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear Lt. Commander Williams,

In my universe, you are fun when you're drunk. And a good kisser

honorably,
Commander Katherine Shepard

PS: the pictures were destroyed with the SR 1

Dear Commander Katherine Shephard

You forgot to say that I am also very good looking. I must have been very drunk cause I usually don't swing that way but hey there is a first time for everything right?

Ps. I have a copy of the pictures but you can't have them.

Lt. Commander Williams

Dear Lt. Commander Williams

that is alright, after you got back from jungle planet, and all us ladies celebrated victory over the reapers, and you and i -well, lets just say my girlfriend, Samantha Traynor, almost killed me after we all sobered up. the last time we celebrated armistice day. i must have some strange romantic incest-like desires since you are like a sister to me.

Yours friendly,
Commander Katherine Shepard

PS: yes, you are very hot , too bad i am taken
PPS: My mother is going to be so pissed to find out that i am dating someone under my command

Modifié par draken-heart, 19 juillet 2012 - 02:39 .

[CptData]

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

[draken-heart]

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha,

O////////O
glad you enjoyed it, though i did not remember you joining in.

Lovingly,
Katherine Shepard

PS: you are not still mad, i hope?

[t3HPrO]

Dear Tali Zorah vas Normandy,

We have never seen a backflip dive quite as elegant as yours when you jumped off that Rannoch cliff. As such, all 5 of our judges have given you a 9.5, which places you firmly in second place behind a certain Mr. Legion-Geth, who backflipped off a moving shuttle and straight onto a catwalk.

Sincerely,
The Space Olympic Committee

P.S. We are currently holding on to your mask, which you took off when you jumped. Do note that we will dispose of it if you do not claim it within 30 days of this message.

[draken-heart]

Dear Liara,

I need to know, was there a vid of Ash, Samantha and I from when you all got back from jungle planet?

Katherine Shepard

PS: i need to remember what happened that night >

[ottifant64]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

[draken-heart]

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

dear Jane Shepard,

that would be me, Ash and i got drunk after the reaper war, had-relations and Sam walked in and joined us.

Katherine Shepard, your infiltrator paragade self from an alternate universe.
PS: how did you get technology to talk to people in other universes? i had to trick Wreav so i can keep mordin alive.

Modifié par draken-heart, 19 juillet 2012 - 08:40 .

[ottifant64]

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

dear Jane Shepard,

that would be me, Ash and i got drunk after the reaper war, had-relations and Sam walked in and joined us.

Katherine Shepard, your infiltrator paragade self from an alternate universe.
PS: how did you get technology to talk to people in other universes? i had to trick Wreav so i can keep mordin alive.

Dear Katherine,



Sincerely,

Shepard