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[ottifant64]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

Dear Jane Shephard

Who are you?

How drunk was I?

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I'm the real Commander Shepard and you were very, very drunk.
You brought your leather and spikes sh*t and I was like"Oh hell yeah, LET'S DO IT!"

What followed was a nightmare.

Sincerely,

Shepard

Modifié par ottifant64, 19 juillet 2012 - 08:59 .

[draken-heart]

ottifant64 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

dear Jane Shepard,

that would be me, Ash and i got drunk after the reaper war, had-relations and Sam walked in and joined us.

Katherine Shepard, your infiltrator paragade self from an alternate universe.
PS: how did you get technology to talk to people in other universes? i had to trick Wreav so i can keep mordin alive.

Dear Katherine,



Sincerely,

Shepard

Dear Jane,

Do not worry your pretty little head about it

Katherine
PS: if that sounds like a flirt, i am drunk with my GF, Samantha, and fellow Spectre Ashley.

[ottifant64]

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

dear Jane Shepard,

that would be me, Ash and i got drunk after the reaper war, had-relations and Sam walked in and joined us.

Katherine Shepard, your infiltrator paragade self from an alternate universe.
PS: how did you get technology to talk to people in other universes? i had to trick Wreav so i can keep mordin alive.

Dear Katherine,



Sincerely,

Shepard

Dear Jane,

Do not worry your pretty little head about it

Katherine
PS: if that sounds like a flirt, i am drunk with my GF, Samantha, and fellow Spectre Ashley.

Dear Katherine,

Keep your hands off Samantha or I'll head-butt you.

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

[draken-heart]

ottifant64 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

dear Jane Shepard,

that would be me, Ash and i got drunk after the reaper war, had-relations and Sam walked in and joined us.

Katherine Shepard, your infiltrator paragade self from an alternate universe.
PS: how did you get technology to talk to people in other universes? i had to trick Wreav so i can keep mordin alive.

Dear Katherine,



Sincerely,

Shepard

Dear Jane,

Do not worry your pretty little head about it

Katherine
PS: if that sounds like a flirt, i am drunk with my GF, Samantha, and fellow Spectre Ashley.

Dear Katherine,

Keep your hands off Samantha or I'll head-butt you.

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

Dear Jane Shepard,

Hey, i am talking about the ones in my universe, you can have the ones in yours.

Katherine Shepard
PS: 
PPS: IF i did come to yours, i am sure i could steal Samantha from you easily.

Modifié par draken-heart, 19 juillet 2012 - 09:08 .

[Roxy]

Dear Amanda Shepard,

I write with a heavy hand to tell you that I love you and want to be with you for the rest of my life but Bioware killed me off...I know there could have been a possible cure or even a lung transplant to save me and you could have saved me from that wannabe assassin.Anyhow you awoke me from my battlesleep Siha,may the Goddess Arashu protect you,I will await you across the sea!

Thane


Dear Thane,

I love you to and wanted a better future for us but yes Bioware killed you off for no good reason,I feel as if I have no reason to live now, I have no idea why I just stood there like a ****** and not saved you,I'm furious and heartbroken about what happened.... I will kill Kai lame ....er leng.......crap I gotta go now I have Kaiden,Traynor and Allers humping my leg! I will see you across the sea!

 Amanda Shepard

[draken-heart]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

I won't ever forget the night you spent with Commander Katherine Shepard and me.

- Samantha

PS next time, you're in the middle.

Dear Samantha

I will never forget it either! It was pretty amazing! When you want to do it again let me know cause I have a deal with Katherine Shephard I think!

Ps. I will be in the middle but only once then you are next!

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I suppose I was drunk, because I can't remember that night.
And who the hell is Katherine Shepard?

Sincerely,

Jane Shepard

Dear Jane Shephard

Who are you?

How drunk was I?

Lt. Commander Williams.

Dear Ash,

I'm the real Commander Shepard and you were very, very drunk.
You brought your leather and spikes sh*t and I was like"Oh hell yeah, LET'S DO IT!"

What followed was a nightmare.

Sincerely,

Shepard

Dear Shephard

Huh! So thats what the leather was for... I must have changed my personality cause it doesnt sound like me at all but if you say it happened then it must have happened...

Ashley

Dear Jane Shepard's universe's Ashley,

i remember seeing those in your room in my dimension, where did you get them?

Katherine Shepard, infiltrator from alternate universe
PS: i am just wondering, so not actually want.

Modifié par draken-heart, 19 juillet 2012 - 09:50 .

[CptData]

Dear Shepards,

I created a monster. In all possible universes. Now all Shepard's are argueing who slept with whom and why Ash suddenly loves women.

Sorry, won't happen again.

- CptData

By the way, is Mordin's IUTD working already? Does one Shepard can send Ashley over here?

[DirtySHISN0]

Shepard-commander,

We do not understand tension between normandy.

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion

[draken-heart]

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Modifié par draken-heart, 19 juillet 2012 - 11:50 .

[draken-heart]

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Shepard-commander,

We do not understand tension between normandy.

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion 

please Specify

Shepard-commander

[DirtySHISN0]

draken-heart wrote...

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Shepard-commander,

We do not understand tension between normandy.

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion 

please Specify

Shepard-commander

Shepard-commander,


Joker called it "Shepard's love boat".
We do not understand.
Is normandy to small to facilitate unit cohesion?

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion



Addendum - Joker platform ineffecient, recommend upgrade.

Modifié par DirtySHISN0, 20 juillet 2012 - 12:18 .

[draken-heart]

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Shepard-commander,

We do not understand tension between normandy.

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion 

please Specify

Shepard-commander

Shepard-commander,


Joker called it "Shepard's love boat".
We do not understand.
Is normandy to small to facilitate unit cohesion?

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion



Addendum - Joker platform ineffecient, recommend upgrade.

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion 

oh, that is because of all the romance options i have

Shepard-commander

[RedHotElite]

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Modifié par KevinHawke, 20 juillet 2012 - 12:47 .

[draken-heart]

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Dear mother,

Sure, you can meet her, y'know, when everything has settles down and all.

Katherine
PS: Embarrass me? Like you did the 15 times you tried to set me up with the daughters of some of your friends?
PPS: that was a little TMI there mom, but:D

Modifié par draken-heart, 20 juillet 2012 - 12:54 .

[RedHotElite]

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Dear mother,

Sure, you can meet her, y'know, when everything has settles down and all.

Katherine
PS: Embarrass me? Like you did the 15 times you tried to set me up with the daughters of some of your friends?
PPS: that was a little TMI there mom, but:D

Dear Katherine,

It's not my fault that I had to try to set you up fifteen times. All of those girls were out of your league at the time. And honey, you do not know what TMI means until I tell you about the time I slept with Lieutenant Zabaleta. I'd tell you about the experience, but I'm sure you'd rather not hear about the fried ice cream or the pogo-stick.

Love,
Hannah

[draken-heart]

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Dear mother,

Sure, you can meet her, y'know, when everything has settles down and all.

Katherine
PS: Embarrass me? Like you did the 15 times you tried to set me up with the daughters of some of your friends?
PPS: that was a little TMI there mom, but:D

Dear Katherine,

It's not my fault that I had to try to set you up fifteen times. All of those girls were out of your league at the time. And honey, you do not know what TMI means until I tell you about the time I slept with Lieutenant Zabaleta. I'd tell you about the experience, but I'm sure you'd rather not hear about the fried ice cream or the pogo-stick.

Love,
Hannah

Dear mother,

And i said no when every one of them asked me out. They were only out of my league because i was actively avoiding trying to find someone to date, and no i would not want to hear about that.

Emarrassingly,
Your daughter Katherine
PS: before Akuze, my squadmates tried to set me up. Know anything about that?
PPS: this is why I rarely contact you, we get into a fight over my sex life. and  my GF, Samantha

Modifié par draken-heart, 20 juillet 2012 - 01:38 .

[RedHotElite]

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Dear mother,

Sure, you can meet her, y'know, when everything has settles down and all.

Katherine
PS: Embarrass me? Like you did the 15 times you tried to set me up with the daughters of some of your friends?
PPS: that was a little TMI there mom, but:D

Dear Katherine,

It's not my fault that I had to try to set you up fifteen times. All of those girls were out of your league at the time. And honey, you do not know what TMI means until I tell you about the time I slept with Lieutenant Zabaleta. I'd tell you about the experience, but I'm sure you'd rather not hear about the fried ice cream or the pogo-stick.

Love,
Hannah

Dear mother,

And i said no when every one of them asked me out. They were only out of my league because i was actively avoiding trying to find someone to date, and no i would not want to hear about that.

Emarrassingly,
Your daughter Katherine
PS: before Akuze, my squadmates tried to set me up. Know anything about that?
PPS: this is why I rarely contact you, we get into a fight over my sex life. and  my GF, Samantha

Dear Katherine,

Yeah, I know about your squad from Akuze. I slept with every one of them and asked them to set you up with the prettiest girl they knew in return. Apparently some had different definitions of "pretty", but I digress. It was still funny.

Love, Hannah

P.S. If you're wondering how I know it's funny, one of your comerades sent a vid to me. Worth showing to Samantha when you two visit.

[draken-heart]

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Dear mother,

Sure, you can meet her, y'know, when everything has settles down and all.

Katherine
PS: Embarrass me? Like you did the 15 times you tried to set me up with the daughters of some of your friends?
PPS: that was a little TMI there mom, but:D

Dear Katherine,

It's not my fault that I had to try to set you up fifteen times. All of those girls were out of your league at the time. And honey, you do not know what TMI means until I tell you about the time I slept with Lieutenant Zabaleta. I'd tell you about the experience, but I'm sure you'd rather not hear about the fried ice cream or the pogo-stick.

Love,
Hannah

Dear mother,

And i said no when every one of them asked me out. They were only out of my league because i was actively avoiding trying to find someone to date, and no i would not want to hear about that.

Emarrassingly,
Your daughter Katherine
PS: before Akuze, my squadmates tried to set me up. Know anything about that?
PPS: this is why I rarely contact you, we get into a fight over my sex life. and  my GF, Samantha

Dear Katherine,

Yeah, I know about your squad from Akuze. I slept with every one of them and asked them to set you up with the prettiest girl they knew in return. Apparently some had different definitions of "pretty", but I digress. It was still funny.

Love, Hannah

P.S. If you're wondering how I know it's funny, one of your comerades sent a vid to me. Worth showing to Samantha when you two visit.

Dear mother,

I hate you. Wait, you like women too? cause some of those squaddies were female

Angrily,
Katherine
PS: Here is a picture of Samantha so you know what she looks like.

Modifié par draken-heart, 20 juillet 2012 - 03:33 .

[RedHotElite]

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear mother,

This is Katherine, just so you know, i am dating a woman named Samantha Traynor. She was my comm specialist during the reaper war. I wanted you to know since i plan on asking her to marry me someday.

Your daughter,
Katherine Shepard
PS: i know i am breaking regulations by dating her, but...

Dear Katherine,

It's your mother. I'm thrilled to hear you're finally going to tie the knot. And while we're talking about it, just a word of motherly advice: Don't be ashamed of breaking regulations. I do it, too. A LOT. I even slept with a corsair named Jacob Taylor. He said he was with some Dr. Brynn Cole girl at the time, but that didn't stop us. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiize. But let's not get into that.

Love,
Hannah

P.S. Is there any chance I'll be meeting the lucky girl soon? I want a chance to embarrass the mighty Cmdr. Shepard.

Dear mother,

Sure, you can meet her, y'know, when everything has settles down and all.

Katherine
PS: Embarrass me? Like you did the 15 times you tried to set me up with the daughters of some of your friends?
PPS: that was a little TMI there mom, but:D

Dear Katherine,

It's not my fault that I had to try to set you up fifteen times. All of those girls were out of your league at the time. And honey, you do not know what TMI means until I tell you about the time I slept with Lieutenant Zabaleta. I'd tell you about the experience, but I'm sure you'd rather not hear about the fried ice cream or the pogo-stick.

Love,
Hannah

Dear mother,

And i said no when every one of them asked me out. They were only out of my league because i was actively avoiding trying to find someone to date, and no i would not want to hear about that.

Emarrassingly,
Your daughter Katherine
PS: before Akuze, my squadmates tried to set me up. Know anything about that?
PPS: this is why I rarely contact you, we get into a fight over my sex life. and  my GF, Samantha

Dear Katherine,

Yeah, I know about your squad from Akuze. I slept with every one of them and asked them to set you up with the prettiest girl they knew in return. Apparently some had different definitions of "pretty", but I digress. It was still funny.

Love, Hannah

P.S. If you're wondering how I know it's funny, one of your comerades sent a vid to me. Worth showing to Samantha when you two visit.

Dear mother,

I hate you. Wait, you like women too? cause some of those squaddies were female

Angrily,
Katherine
PS: Here is a picture of Samantha so you know what she looks like.

Dear Katherine,

I love you, too.

Love,
Mommy

[leighzard]

Dear Kaidan,

You snooze, you lose.

Thanks,
Garrus

[fiendishchicken]

Shepard,

Find me damn it!
You promised.
Please, come back.
I love you

Love,
Miranda


Miri,

I will find you. I promised you.
You're my everything, and I fought for us to have this chance together.
I love you too.

John

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 20 juillet 2012 - 05:12 .

[Abraham_uk]

draken-heart wrote...

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion 

oh, that is because of all the romance options i have

Shepard-commander

Dear Comander Shepard and Legion

That is exactly what happens when you allow a ship to be run by primatives.

We should be killing reapers. Not making love.

In my cycle, making love didn't exist. We reproduced. It was an act of survival. Not an act of love.

Sincerely

Former Prothean Comander Javik

P.s. I used to be a comander once. It's funny how thousands of years in a stasis pod can lead to being demoted.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 20 juillet 2012 - 07:20 .

[sylnnn]

Abraham_uk wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Geth runtimes; designation - Legion 

oh, that is because of all the romance options i have

Shepard-commander

Dear Comander Shepard and Legion

That is exactly what happens when you allow a ship to be run by primatives.

We should be killing reapers. Not making love.

In my cycle, making love didn't exist. We reproduced. It was an act of survival. Not an act of love.

Sincerely

Former Prothean Comander Javik

P.s. I used to be a comander once. It's funny how thousands of years in a stasis pod can lead to being demoted.

Dear Prothy,

Garrus wanted me to ask if you like vids about Gladiators...

Rpr Cmdr Shepard.

[RedHotElite]

Dear Kaidan,

I remember you asking me what the "Mindoir Double Stuffer" was, and why us colonists spoke so fondly of it. If you really want to know come to my cabin tonight. No questions asked.

Cmdr. Francis Shepard

P.S. Be sure to bring Lieutenant Cortez with you, too.