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[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

Dear Kaidan,

I remember you asking me what the "Mindoir Double Stuffer" was, and why us colonists spoke so fondly of it. If you really want to know come to my cabin tonight. No questions asked.

Cmdr. Francis Shepard

P.S. Be sure to bring Lieutenant Cortez with you, too.

Dear Cmdr Francis Shepard

I think you must have me mistaken with someone else....  I do not know you or swing that way.... But do not worry my good man, I have spoken to Cortez and he is on his way with 10 women to entertain you!

Ps. I took the bait...

Kaidan Alenko

Dear Kaidan,

Someone gets some stuff too. You know. Weed. Whatever gives more stamina.

Francis Shepard.

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

Dear Kaidan,

I remember you asking me what the "Mindoir Double Stuffer" was, and why us colonists spoke so fondly of it. If you really want to know come to my cabin tonight. No questions asked.

Cmdr. Francis Shepard

P.S. Be sure to bring Lieutenant Cortez with you, too.

Dear Cmdr Francis Shepard

I think you must have me mistaken with someone else....  I do not know you or swing that way.... But do not worry my good man, I have spoken to Cortez and he is on his way with 10 women to entertain you!

Ps. I took the bait...

Kaidan Alenko

Dear Kaidan,

Someone gets some stuff too. You know. Weed. Whatever gives more stamina.

Francis Shepard.

Dear Francis

Sure, I will send Dr. Chakwas up naked with some weed to get you going. No problem!

Kaidan

Dear Kaidan

Didn't I hire Dr. Michele?

Francis "confused" Shepard

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

Dear Kaidan,

I remember you asking me what the "Mindoir Double Stuffer" was, and why us colonists spoke so fondly of it. If you really want to know come to my cabin tonight. No questions asked.

Cmdr. Francis Shepard

P.S. Be sure to bring Lieutenant Cortez with you, too.

Dear Cmdr Francis Shepard

I think you must have me mistaken with someone else....  I do not know you or swing that way.... But do not worry my good man, I have spoken to Cortez and he is on his way with 10 women to entertain you!

Ps. I took the bait...

Kaidan Alenko

Dear Kaidan,

Someone gets some stuff too. You know. Weed. Whatever gives more stamina.

Francis Shepard.

Dear Francis

Sure, I will send Dr. Chakwas up naked with some weed to get you going. No problem!

Kaidan

Dear Kaidan

Didn't I hire Dr. Michele?

Francis "confused" Shepard

Dear Francis

You did hire Dr. Michele but I thought it would be more fun to send Dr. Chakwas since you as a man who likes other men usually dont likes women, really like Dr. Chakwas.... I am really just doing you a favor, you see? ;-)

Kaidan.

Dear Kaidan,

I thought I stated once I'm 75% into men and 25% into women?
Well ... who cares.
Bring'er on!

Francis "the 75% gay commander" Shepard

[Beep Il]

Dear Francis and Kaidan

Get a room.

Unnamed

[TheWerdna]

Dear Tali

You interested in having Garrus join us in our in "letting off steam" activites tonight? We can see if your flexibility is enough to handle two people with reach.

From: Shepard

Modifié par TheWerdna, 21 juillet 2012 - 06:01 .

[RedHotElite]

Dear Drunken Tali,

Nothing is ever what it seems to be anymore. Kaidan broke up with me after saying he's now straight. Dr. Chakwas showed up in my cabin nude while smoking weed, which is odd considering we recruited Dr. Michel and we're thousands of light years away from the Citadel. Also, I apparently do drugs now. And not even the good kind! I'm completely devastated, Tali. Is there room for two at the bar? I have a feeling I'm going to be using it a lot more now. 

Tequila se'lai,
Cmdr. Francis "apparently 75% gay" Shepard

[ottifant64]

Dear Commander,

Care for a game of chess? (in underwear)

Sincerely,

Specialist Traynor

Modifié par ottifant64, 21 juillet 2012 - 05:58 .

[Hadeedak]

Attn: Normandy, current and former crew
Re: Cross Universe Communicator

It's confusing. I'm confused. I don't even know which Garrus or Kaidan is saying what. Also, Samantha, can you PLEASE talk to your alter-egos about reining in the flirting? This is just embarrassing. We're professionals. Also, unlike SOME PEOPLE (Joker) I don't date people on my ship. Or my ship. It's asking for trouble.

Anyway. Try to just figure it out. Also. Let's find out if any of these universes are in the past so we can steal their Thane, Legion, Mordin and Ashley. I'm not even sure why I think that's a good idea, but as a space Captain, it seems totally legitimate.

Commander Rhiannon Shepard (90% convinced she's the real one)

[ottifant64]

Hadeedak wrote...

Attn: Normandy, current and former crew
Re: Cross Universe Communicator

It's confusing. I'm confused. I don't even know which Garrus or Kaidan is saying what. Also, Samantha, can you PLEASE talk to your alter-egos about reining in the flirting? This is just embarrassing. We're professionals. Also, unlike SOME PEOPLE (Joker) I don't date people on my ship. Or my ship. It's asking for trouble.

Anyway. Try to just figure it out. Also. Let's find out if any of these universes are in the past so we can steal their Thane, Legion, Mordin and Ashley. I'm not even sure why I think that's a good idea, but as a space Captain, it seems totally legitimate.

Commander Rhiannon Shepard (90% convinced she's the real one)

Dear Rhiannon Shepard,

I'm pretty sure I'm the real Commander Shepard.
So F*CK OFF!!!

Love,

Commander Jane Shepard (The REAL ONE!)

[CptData]

Dear Shepards of the other universes,

I'm pretty sure I'm the original Shepard in the original universe 'cause I got played first.

Wait. That does sound wrong, right?
Regardless, I had the catfight with Ashley and Liara and Ash won. That makes my universe more plausible.

Oh, and I picked the red option.

Sincerly,
Commander James T. Shepard.

[Doodle]

Dear Normandy crew

i have footage of Liara on the normandy at the time Javik agreed to serve under Shepard

Here it is:



-EDI

[draken-heart]

Dear other Universes' Shepards,

can we please stick to talking to people in our own universes?

Commander Katherine "Batwoman" Shepard
PS: Stuck on Security for the beam thingy and Samantha is due soon

Modifié par draken-heart, 21 juillet 2012 - 11:25 .

[BrysonC]

To: Normandy Crew
From: Javik

Dear Primitives,

Please stop including my address in your inane discussions about sexual liaisons and substance abuse. I do not even understand why you would send them to me. I am not involved in these discussions.

PS Asari, I know you are reading this. Please stop sneaking in to my quarters and looking at my extranet history. Have you forgotten I can feel that you were there?

[draken-heart]

Dear Liara,

Sorry i didn't invite you to the wedding, did not want to risk your little crush on me coming back.

Katherine Shepard
PS: I hate Hackett, I am going to miss the birth of my twins because of him. >

Modifié par draken-heart, 22 juillet 2012 - 12:17 .

[Hadeedak]

ottifant64 wrote...


Dear Rhiannon Shepard,

I'm pretty sure I'm the real Commander Shepard.
So F*CK OFF!!!

Love,

Commander Jane Shepard (The REAL ONE!)

Lieunant Commander Jane Shepard

To be worth your N7 designation, you really should follow regulations. They're there for a reason.

Rhiannon Shepard, Alliance Navy

[warriorN7]

Dear Harbinger.

Why don't we ever talk any more.

Sincerely commander John Shepard

p.s I miss you

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Dear Shepard,




From, Gordon Freeman

[LanceSolous13]

Dear All Commander Shepards

I say we have nice sexy times together with other sexy Shepards.

Love
-Commander Shepard.