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[Little Princess Peach]

Dear Miranda
Thank you ever so much for not putting the control chip inside my brain even though you wanted to.
on that note what happend to my chest hair?
Im sure I had some in ME1

Ps sorry I did not pick you as a LI I ran out of room on my hard drive
peace Shepard.

[DirtySHISN0]

Encrypted channel
Priority message; Alliance 5th Fleet

Commander Shepard,

About Lt.Cmdr Williams. She has accused me of working for cerberus 4 times so far and has only been here for a week.
Take her back.

Hackett out.

[RedHotElite]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

KevinHawke wrote...

Dear Drunken Tali,

Nothing is ever what it seems to be anymore. Kaidan broke up with me after saying he's now straight. Dr. Chakwas showed up in my cabin nude while smoking weed, which is odd considering we recruited Dr. Michel and we're thousands of light years away from the Citadel. Also, I apparently do drugs now. And not even the good kind! I'm completely devastated, Tali. Is there room for two at the bar? I have a feeling I'm going to be using it a lot more now. 

Tequila se'lai,
Cmdr. Francis "apparently 75% gay" Shepard

Dear Francis

I am Kaidan from another universe and the other Kaidan told me about the break up but you need not worry anymore, I am here for you!

Kaidan from another universe.

Ps. Dont get too comfty this will only happen once!

Dear Kaidan,

So you're the real Kaidan we all of know and love? The one who didn't and won't pull a bait and switch maneuver on me? THANK GOD! I need a little stability and love after the discovery of other universe Shepards. Report to the Normandy's lounge and we'll have a round with Tali.

Cmdr. Francis "100% gay for you" Shepard

P.S. So that's why the other Kaidan had glowing eyes and green synthetic overlay...

Modifié par KevinHawke, 22 juillet 2012 - 05:35 .

[CptData]

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Encrypted channel
Priority message; Alliance 5th Fleet

Commander Shepard,

About Lt.Cmdr Williams. She has accused me of working for cerberus 4 times so far and has only been here for a week.
Take her back.

Hackett out.

Admiral Hackett,

according to the Shadow Broker, you do have some deep connections to Cerberus, but all helped us to buid the Crucible.
Please send Ashley back. I lack an Alliance XO. The last one you send got thrown out of our airlock after calling Javik a "frog".

Thanks and best regards,

Commander Shepard

PS: I could ask Liara to delete any files proving the connection between you and Cerberus. Shall I ask her?

[DirtySHISN0]

CptData wrote...

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Encrypted channel
Priority message; Alliance 5th Fleet

Commander Shepard,

About Lt.Cmdr Williams. She has accused me of working for cerberus 4 times so far and has only been here for a week.
Take her back.

Hackett out.

Admiral Hackett,

according to the Shadow Broker, you do have some deep connections to Cerberus, but all helped us to buid the Crucible.
Please send Ashley back. I lack an Alliance XO. The last one you send got thrown out of our airlock after calling Javik a "frog".

Thanks and best regards,

Commander Shepard

PS: I could ask Liara to delete any files proving the connection between you and Cerberus. Shall I ask her?

Commander Shepard,

I'll have her shipped to you with the next batch of medical supplies, until such a time she is under confinement enforced by top men.

Top....men.


As i understand, Dr T'soni is the shadow broker. Is it normal protocol for the shadowbroker to reveal her identity as an introduction to each conversation. I would suggest, for her own safety, that she stops using it as her formal title.

Hackett out.


Addendum; Rachni, Shepard really?

[TheWerdna]

Dear Tali from a Alternate Universe were FemShep romanced Garrus

This is a male version of Shepard from a alternate universe. I am emailing to let you know that I am currently dating the version of you from this universe, and to ask if you would like to come over to our universe and join us in "stress relief" activities. I hope you accept, because being in a relationship with two Talis at the same time would be a dream come true for me.

From John Shepard
_____________

Dear Alternate Tali

Hello, this is the alternate version of yourself. I am just emailing to apologies on behalf of my idiot boyfriend for sending you that email, and to let you know that the bosh'tet will be sleeping on the couch for the next week.

Keelah Se'lai

Tali

[draken-heart]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear Liara,

Sorry i didn't invite you to the wedding, did not want to risk your little crush on me coming back.

Katherine Shepard
PS: I hate Hackett, I am going to miss the birth of my twins because of him. >

Dear Katherine

Who is the lucky girl? Am I invited to your wedding?

Ashley

Dear Ashley,

You are from a maleshep universe right? otherwise you would know the lucky girl was Sam and the wedding was a couple of weeks ago, i invited you, but for some reason my version of you declined stating 'spectre buisness'

Katherine Shepard

Modifié par draken-heart, 22 juillet 2012 - 06:52 .

[CptData]

Dear Ashley and Kaidan

Meet me in the gym.
Time to exercise.

- Commander Kathryn J. Shepard.

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley and Kaidan

Meet me in the gym.
Time to exercise.

- Commander Kathryn J. Shepard.

Dear Kathryn

Heeey you almost have the same name as "Katherine" Shephard.... Do you know each other? Are you sisters? Has Kaidan reported for excercise yet? I want to see him... ehm... sweat...

Ashley.

Dear Ash,

No. I got named after a famous captain of a TV show.
I want you to see ... ehhm ... sweat. And Kaidan.

- Kathryn.

[draken-heart]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Dear Liara,

Sorry i didn't invite you to the wedding, did not want to risk your little crush on me coming back.

Katherine Shepard
PS: I hate Hackett, I am going to miss the birth of my twins because of him. >

Dear Katherine

Who is the lucky girl? Am I invited to your wedding?

Ashley

Dear Ashley,

You are from a maleshep universe right? otherwise you would know the lucky girl was Sam and the wedding was a couple of weeks ago, i invited you, but for some reason my version of you declined stating 'spectre buisness'

Katherine Shepard

Dear Katherine

Ouch... And I am from the female universe.... You are now banned from any leather fantasies from now on, me and your "wife?" will have fun with Edi and Kelly without you! ;-)

Ashley

Ps. I am wearing leather right now....

Dear ashley

actually, the wedding was 9 monts ago, i was tired when i typed that. you still did not come.

Katherine
PS: the twins are born and i am with my wife now 

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley and Kaidan

Meet me in the gym.
Time to exercise.

- Commander Kathryn J. Shepard.

Dear Kathryn

Heeey you almost have the same name as "Katherine" Shephard.... Do you know each other? Are you sisters? Has Kaidan reported for excercise yet? I want to see him... ehm... sweat...

Ashley.

Dear Ash,

No. I got named after a famous captain of a TV show.
I want you to see ... ehhm ... sweat. And Kaidan.

- Kathryn.

Dear Kathryn

Hmmm... are we still talking about Kaidan exercising in the gym and possibly sweating? ;-) I get easily distracted....

Ashley.

Dear Ash,

It was always about exercising.
Sort of.
I do have a private shower in my cabin ...

- Kathryn

[draken-heart]

Dear entire galaxy,

someone hacked my account and sent false emails about Samantha and I being married and having Children, and I want to know who. I have not even introduced Sammie-bear to my mother yet.

The totally for real Commander Katherine Shepard.
PS: We ARE engaged though, thechnically

Modifié par draken-heart, 25 juillet 2012 - 03:28 .