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[Masha Potato]

Theodoro wrote...

Dear Shepard,

Shepard.

--Wrex

Dear Wrex,

Wrex.

--Shepard

i agree

[Hadeedak]

Dear EDI;

All right, so. Kolyat and Oriana. They've lost their fathers. Make it happen. I'll have the Citadel playing romantic music and have mood lighting at appropriate moments.

Love,
Shepard AI

[coldwetn0se]

hEY Amdiral Thwacket!

why you shove me under da bus, beetch! Tried to save yur gyrlfrend, comp__friend, wuteva and Ima 'spose to turn mysef in to Alliance??? Now Im stuck with an ape-man leerin' at me, drinkin oozo, fresca and Dimetap (shuddup! its all I could find. don't judge.). Borred stiff watchin' some anklebiter play with some honkong knock off of a Kodiak.........u sux! <bastart>

Ulee SHepard
(Perpetually Drunk Shepard *PDS*)

pssss...........Thane in Hallucination Form say, "Amonkira reveals them! Kiss my 'Twizzler'!"
(..................ppppssssstttt......don' mind him.....I think hes drunk...)

[Bowie Hawkins]

Roamingmachine wrote...

Dear James Vega

You are late for you appointment with Javik by the airlock.

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

ps. Nobody likes you.

Loco,

Your MOM liked me.

Sincerely,
James

[Shaleist]

Dear Allers,

What's wrong with your faaaaaace?

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

[CptData]

Dear Blue Rose of Illium,

I'll have to go and fight with my Krantt. Following that tank breedling Grunt into battle. Do you think our daughter wants to hear my war stories one day?

[Put in poem here]
Sorry, I'm short in time, no poem this time.

- Chaar

PS I finally got the pun: Grunt's Krantt. Haha. Those guys are awesome.

[Dragon_Claw]

Dear Kasumi.

The Prothean orb from my cabin is missing.
Do YOU know anything about this?!?

Commander Femshep.

[Dunabar]

Dear Tali
-I have some Turian brandy triple filtered for you and some Earth Irish Ale for myself, lets go back to Rannoch and see what all we can do under its sky. I will also start working on our house.

Yours only
Commander C. Shepard

Dear Miranda
-I am with Tali and Jack, you're a Cerberus Cheerleader even if you sided against them. It's only a front for your possible take over.
PS: Ignore any red dots you may 'suddenly' find on your brow.
PSS: Take two more steps to the left after you read this...

[LanceSolous13]

Dear Kasumi,

It's been 3 years now. I thought deleting the contents of the grebox would help you move on. Why won't you join me on the Normandy again? I miss being drinking buddies.

-Shep.

[CptData]

Dear Ashley,

do you remember the day when Shepard suggested a threesome love?
I'm ready now.

BR
Liara

[Xilizhra]

Dear Samara,

Why does "where the fighting is thickest" not mean "going along with me to the most important fights?" No, I don't have any ulterior motives here... like hoping that somehow I could give you a bit more happiness...

Love (yes), Shepard

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

do you remember the day when Shepard suggested a threesome love?
I'm ready now.

BR
Liara

Dear Dr. T´soni

Thanks for the offer, but I´m busy at the moment down here in the armory.
James is helping me "cleaning my gear"...

Cheif Williams.

[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

do you remember the day when Shepard suggested a threesome love?
I'm ready now.

BR
Liara

Dear Dr. T´soni

Thanks for the offer, but I´m busy at the moment down here in the armory.
James is helping me "cleaning my gear"...

Cheif Williams.

Dear Commander Shepard,

I'm forwarding this message to prove Ashley is cheating on you with James Vega.

Forget her.

Liara

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear Ashley,

do you remember the day when Shepard suggested a threesome love?
I'm ready now.

BR
Liara

Dear Dr. T´soni

Thanks for the offer, but I´m busy at the moment down here in the armory.
James is helping me "cleaning my gear"...

Cheif Williams.

Dear Commander Shepard,

I'm forwarding this message to prove Ashley is cheating on you with James Vega.

Forget her.

Liara

Dammit Liara!

Stop pestering me with this high school crap.
Me & Garrus are in the middel of some "calibrations".

Commander Jane Shepard.

P:S. Great! Garrus popped his heatsink too early because of your interruptions...

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 11 juillet 2012 - 01:50 .

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Bioware Social Network

Let's keep this thread alive. Permanantly!


Sincerely

Abraham_uk.





Dear Comander Shepard

Which do you prefer?

Millitary Dictatorship
Mass Violation
Genocide
Or Getting Everyone Killed

Sincerely

Catalyst

P.S Hurry up and make a decision before you bleed to death.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 12 juillet 2012 - 06:29 .

[krukow]

Dear Skipper,
Stopping that bomb on Tuchanka today got me thinking about Virmire and Kaidan. He was a good friend, I miss him.

Ash


Dear Ash,
Who's Kaidan?

Shep

[Dragon_Claw]

Dear Comander Shepard

Which do you prefer?

Millitary Dictatorship
Mass Violation
Genocide
Or Getting Everyone Killed

Sincerely

Catalyst

P.S Hurry up and make a decision before you bleed to death.

Dear Starbrat.

I want the option that gives me a cool voice!

Commander Jane Shepard

[BadExamp1e]

Dear Starbrat,

****** off.

Signed,

Everyone.

[RedHotElite]

krukow wrote...

Dear Skipper,
Stopping that bomb on Tuchanka today got me thinking about Virmire and Kaidan. He was a good friend, I miss him.

Ash

Dear Ash,

I'd miss him too, but didn't I kill you on Virmire?

Skipper

Modifié par KevinHawke, 12 juillet 2012 - 09:14 .

[RedHotElite]

Double post. Sorta

Modifié par KevinHawke, 12 juillet 2012 - 09:14 .

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Comander Shepard

You died at the hands of the Collectors.
You were brought back to life, only to be killed on the Collector Ship.
Then you died at the hands of Maurader Shields
Then you died at the hands of the Illusive Man
Your physical form died when you took Control of the Reapers
You died when you decided to combine your DNA with every living creature (synthetic and organic).
You died when you destroyed the reapers. (But for some reason you're still alive)
You died when you rejected the Catalyst's choices.
You died every time the player got a "Critical Mission Failure"
When you slept with Morinth, you had so much fun that you died of pleasure overload.

How is it after all of these many deaths you're still alive?

Sincerely

A rather bemused Admiral Hackett

[Abraham_uk]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Dear Comander Shepard

Which do you prefer?

Millitary Dictatorship
Mass Violation
Genocide
Or Getting Everyone Killed

Sincerely

Catalyst

P.S Hurry up and make a decision before you bleed to death.

Dear Starbrat.

I want the option that gives me a cool voice!

Commander Jane Shepard

Dear Comander Jane Shepard

You already have a cool voice.
Jennifer Hale is amazing,
Pascale Chemin is amazing,
Nicole Boguth is amazing,
Ciniza Massironi is amazing.

If improving your already beautiful voice is your end game, then perhaps the "Control" option is for you.
Instead of being stuck with that woeful Shepard VI, we'll install an awesome Shepard AI.

Sincerely

Catalyst

P.S. Could you please hurry up and choose? I'm getting bored of watching you stand around doing nothing. Do you want me to explain all three options again?

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 12 juillet 2012 - 09:26 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Dear Comander Shepard

Which do you prefer?

Millitary Dictatorship
Mass Violation
Genocide
Or Getting Everyone Killed

Sincerely

Catalyst

P.S Hurry up and make a decision before you bleed to death.

Dear Starbrat.

I want the option that gives me a cool voice!

Commander Jane Shepard

Dear Comander Jane Shepard

You already have a cool voice.
Jennifer Hale is amazing,
Pascale Chemin is amazing,
Nicole Boguth is amazing,
Ciniza Massironi is amazing.

If improving your already beautiful voice is your end game, then perhaps the "Control" option is for you.
Instead of being stuck with that woeful Shepard VI, we'll install an awesome Shepard AI.

Sincerely

Catalyst

P.S. Could you please hurry up and choose? I'm getting bored of watching you stand around doing nothing. Do you want me to explain all three options again?

Deear Stbrt.

Im gettting dizzzy fromm th blodlosss...

...What whee mu options againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Skullheart]

Dear Tali

Did you see those amazing fireworks on Rannoch? It was great. You have to admire a space battle whenever you can.

Commander Shepard

P.S: You forgot your mask here when you jumped from the cliff.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Spacebrat

F**CK YOU!!!

Sincerely.

Commander Shepard.

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Dear organic Shepard

So be it. The cycle continues.

The Catalyst.

[CHALET]

Dear Kelly.

What happened to your face?

Incidently, thanks for looking after my fish and pet varren whilst I'm in here. You sure were keen to look after him. You're a pet person, I respect that... though I barely got a 'goodbye' in between the petting him, but we were all shocked by the whole arrest thing so you're forgiven. 

PS: It's probably just a coincidence but I've been suffering from this awful itch since we hooked up. I think it might just be these crappy Alliance beds or Mordin was trolling me with mini-mini-mini swarmers. Just a thought.

Yours,
Commander Shepard.

Modifié par CHALET, 13 juillet 2012 - 03:18 .