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[Doodle]

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

This isn't what i signed on for. The hours are long, the pay is non-existent and you have no respect for your work force.

Sincerely,
Husk

Dear Husk

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Harbinger

[DirtySHISN0]

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

This isn't what i signed on for. The hours are long, the pay is non-existent and you have no respect for your work force.

Sincerely,
Husk

Dear Husk

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Harbinger

hrrrkka, hrhrhingr

hhhrrrrr arrrrrrgrggggg hhhshhss, hhrrrr kkjkkkssss?

hrhhrhhr,
Husk

[Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy]

Sundance31us wrote...

Tali Nar Shepahard vas normandy wrote...

Dear Liara,

I banged Shepard.

Are you jealous.

Tali.

Dear Tali,

Not at all. HD quality images with digital surround...the vid will make a fortune. Tell Shepard he should receive the first royalty check next week.

SB

Dear Liara,

You have doomed the quarian race! All the humans and Javik will see how beutiful we are so we will eventually stop reproducing. Just kidding but seriously, we quarians are way hotter than asari.

Tali.

[BrysonC]

To: Commander Shepard

You feel this.

-Harbinger

[xxBabyMonkeyxx]

Dear Illusive Man,

I took the job you wanted.

Sincerely,
Shepard the Reaper God

[ShallowlLife9871]

Dear Shepard,
Where is my Prizzzze?
Jacob

Dear Jacob,
it's in the airlock...

Shepard

[draken-heart]

xxBabyMonkeyxx wrote...

Dear Illusive Man,

I took the job you wanted.

Sincerely,
Shepard the Reaper God

Dear Shepard the Reaper God,

I KNEW THE REAPERS COULD BE CONTROLLED!!!!

Honestly,
The Illusive Man

PS: 

[DriftingMustang]

Dear Commander,

Per your request we have acquired full body condoms.

How are these supposed to help re-take Rannoch?

Cortez

[LanceSolous13]

Dear Thane,

Where are you? I haven't seen you since before Kirahee sacraficed himself to save the Dalatress. I really hope that Lung Transplant went well. I cleaned up Life Support for you. I had to clean it up after an accident with a....reporter stripper.

Sincerly,
Commander Joseph Shepard.

[DriftingMustang]

Dear Harbinger

Assuming Direct Control.

--Shepard

[Abraham_uk]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dear Commander Jepsen!

Conrad is dead, I got jealous! And I am going to kill Miranda as well, you did say he (really a man) was interested in you right? Now since I am still indoctrinated I am still confused, did Kai Leng try to get your attention as well or was that only Commander Shephard? I might kill him too.. .

Illusive Man.

Dear Illusive Man

Conrad Verner took a bullet for Shepard. I wasn't around at the time. I was busy designing your brand new nano-tech armour at the time (as you ordered).

Anyway, I was with Shepard when she arrived at the Citadel. I managed to convince her to pick the control option.

Well sort of. I shoved wounded Shepard aside and sprinted for the control option. Shepard was later rescued by the Alliance.

Thanks to me, we Cerberus control the Reapers. I kind of outrank you now. Since my physical form is no longer around, you can't use me as a test subject for your experiments! Double win!!

Sincerely

Comander of the Reapers Carly Rae Jepsen.


P.s. At Shadowbroker. I know you're reading this email. Cerberus saved the day! Now Cerberus controls the galaxy. In your face!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 16 juillet 2012 - 07:42 .

[CptData]

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

Dear Ashley

Sorry, but i perfer Kaidan.

Commander John Shepard

P.S. i know you won't get this message

Dear John,

I got it. Mordin found a way to communicate from universe to universe. In mine, my John Shepard had to sacrifice Kaidan and is my boyfriend now.

He never accepted Kaidan's death, so I'm forwarding him this mail. It may cheer him up to know Kaidan's still alive in another reality.

- Ashley

PS: Don't worry. I'm not mad 'cause you saved Kaidan in your universe.

[GalateaJ]

Dear Shepard,

Why haven't you answered any of my messages?

- Conrad Verner

[ottifant64]

draken-heart wrote...

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ottifant64 wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear naked lady in Shepard's bed.

Get out. Or I'll test my Black Widow on your head.

- Ashley

PS: Liara is supporting me too.

Dear Lt.Cdr. Williams,

I thought you are straight. And I don't know why Dr. T'soni supports you. Playing doctor games with her last night was... unexpected. And I will never forget how it feels to embrace her eternity. I suppose we will do it again. Ha!

Take Shepard if you want her.

Sincerely,

Lieutenant Traynor

Dear Traynor,

If i see you with that Asari Again, i will have Javik throw both of you out the airlock, Becuase YOU ARE MINE

Cmdr. Shepard.

PS: I don't even like Ashley that way

Dear Commander,

I'm sorry for cheating on you. Maybe I can persuade Liara and we'll have a nice threesome.

Traynor

Dear Traynor

You do know that Liara has been "embracicing eternity" with Ashley lately?

Cmdr Shepard.

Dear Commander,

I didn't know that. She's cheating on me?

Traynor

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Dear Liara,

HOW DARE YOU TO CHEAT ON ME?
I thought you love me

Traynor

[Abraham_uk]

GalateaJ wrote...

Dear Shepard,

Why haven't you answered any of my messages?

- Conrad Verner

Mailer Daemon


Message not recieved due to recent security measures.


From

Alliance Office of Personal Communications.

If your message is urgent, send your message directly the New Alliance Communications And Informational Logistics Headquarters (which is now somewhere in Jakarta Indonesia Earth)

Please consult Alliance Communication Regulations Comission for more informaiton.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 16 juillet 2012 - 04:06 .

[BrysonC]

To: Commander Shepard
From: BlueEyedLadiesMan (Illusive Man)

Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money.

[draken-heart]

ottifant64 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

ottifant64 wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dear naked lady in Shepard's bed.

Get out. Or I'll test my Black Widow on your head.

- Ashley

PS: Liara is supporting me too.

Dear Lt.Cdr. Williams,

I thought you are straight. And I don't know why Dr. T'soni supports you. Playing doctor games with her last night was... unexpected. And I will never forget how it feels to embrace her eternity. I suppose we will do it again. Ha!

Take Shepard if you want her.

Sincerely,

Lieutenant Traynor

Dear Traynor,

If i see you with that Asari Again, i will have Javik throw both of you out the airlock, Becuase YOU ARE MINE

Cmdr. Shepard.

PS: I don't even like Ashley that way

Dear Commander,

I'm sorry for cheating on you. Maybe I can persuade Liara and we'll have a nice threesome.

Traynor

Dear Traynor

You do know that Liara has been "embracicing eternity" with Ashley lately?

Cmdr Shepard.

Dear Commander,

I didn't know that. She's cheating on me?

Traynor

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Dear Liara,

HOW DARE YOU TO CHEAT ON ME?
I thought you love me

Traynor

Dear Traynor,

i never said no to the threesome, was just giving you a notice so you can choose for yourself who you want, me or T'soni

Lovingly,
Commander fem!Shepard

PS: got a vid of it,  Wanna watch?
PPS: just watched it, i can forgive you cheating on me with Liara, but Ash too? At the same time? were all three of you drunk?

Modifié par draken-heart, 16 juillet 2012 - 11:48 .

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Comander Shepard

Umm. This is kind of embarassing.
Some one has posted a video of us making out all over the extranet.



Well I don't know who did it, but my partner Brynn Cole thinks it was me.
She was so upset that she's considering splitting up.

I feel bad Shepard. Brynn is the love of my life and now she's dumping me because she believes I still have feelings for you.

Damn it. It's so complicated. I just want to find the guy who posted that video. That person is going to pay!

Sincerely

Jacob Taylor

P.S. Bryn Cole found another video of me making out with some other woman posted on the extranet.. I don't think that helped.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 16 juillet 2012 - 09:52 .

[Doodle]

CptData wrote...

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

Dear Ashley

Sorry, but i perfer Kaidan.

Commander John Shepard

P.S. i know you won't get this message

Dear John,

I got it. Mordin found a way to communicate from universe to universe. In mine, my John Shepard had to sacrifice Kaidan and is my boyfriend now.

He never accepted Kaidan's death, so I'm forwarding him this mail. It may cheer him up to know Kaidan's still alive in another reality.

- Ashley

PS: Don't worry. I'm not mad 'cause you saved Kaidan in your universe.

Dear Ashley..

Do i look smoking hawt in your universe?

also could you forward a picture ?

- John Shepard

P.S mordin must be smarter in your universe then in mine

[sUiCiDeKiNgS13]

BrysonC wrote...

To: Commander Shepard

You feel this.

-Harbinger

HAHAHAHAHA, thats funny

[CptData]

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

CptData wrote...

I LikeTo Doodle wrote...

Dear Ashley

Sorry, but i perfer Kaidan.

Commander John Shepard

P.S. i know you won't get this message

Dear John,

I got it. Mordin found a way to communicate from universe to universe. In mine, my John Shepard had to sacrifice Kaidan and is my boyfriend now.

He never accepted Kaidan's death, so I'm forwarding him this mail. It may cheer him up to know Kaidan's still alive in another reality.

- Ashley

PS: Don't worry. I'm not mad 'cause you saved Kaidan in your universe.

Dear Ashley..

Do i look smoking hawt in your universe?

also could you forward a picture ?

- John Shepard

P.S mordin must be smarter in your universe then in mine

Dear John,

Think you're "hawt" - three day stubble, big guy, great abs, perfect shape. I can't find an image that's ... appropriate Let's say, all three of my sisters envy me.

Mordin was smart. He died in a mission to save the Krogan race, I never had the chance to meet him. However, we found some plans he was working at before dying - it's the Inter-Universe-Communication-Device "IUCD" I'm using to talk to you. By the way - your Mording must have been succesful too, otherwise we couldn't communicate ... *g*

- Ash

PS: Mind if you send a current picture of Kaidan? My Shepard wants to know how your Kaidan kicks ass in your universe ...