Similar to games like Call of Duty, Battlefield and Ice Hockey, there is only one goal in Mass Effect Multiplayer : to rack up the most kills.
Sadly ME3 is limited to 3 opponents (sometimes mistakenly called 'team' by the game) and due to some strange game mechanics you can't even shoot them. So how do you show those complete strangers how totally badass and awesome you are? Simple, by killing as many of the computer controlled enemies as you can.
Don't worry, by applying your leet skills and following this guide you'll come out on top!
Location, Location, Location
To get your kill count up you need to find the right location. A good start is to run wildly around the map killing whatever comes in sight. Expert find wide open areas without cover to hangout. The more entry points for the enemies, the better. Avoid cramped spaces with only one or two entries, very few enemies will reach you there, lowering your kill total. Needless to say, hard/soft cover is for camper dumbasses. If the enemies can't see you, you can't see them and they'll start laughing about you behind your back.
It's also important to stay as far away as possible from the three other players, so they don't steal your precious kills. If you see a weird object with a blue square on top, or a blue circle, move to the other side of the map. For unknown reasons those weird blue glows attract players, making it easy for you to elude them.
Communication
You might have heard that the MP is all about communication. This means you have to let the others know at all times, how much better than them you are. Just in case they can't figure it out by themselves by looking at your score. Let the others know that the 4 phantoms could only down you while you were sweeping a spawn point because they were lulling around doing this thing called 'Upload Objective'. Point out that you got so much more kills than them, it was obviously not your fault the mission failed.
Don't use obscure languages like English. Every gamer worth his/her salt are fluent in your native language, be it Old Egyptian or Pig-Latin Klingon. If English is your native language, make up for it by speaking really fast and with a thick accent.
A great way to disrupt players' communication is to use speakers instead of headphones and leaving your mic on all the time. This way you can cunningly create a devastating and deafening feedback loop. For an even better effect, blast some great music, like Justin Bieber's into the mic. Everybody loves Justin.
You can also try the following : use an incomprehensible user name so that nobody can address and bother you. Less talking, more killing!
Moar Tactics :
-Smoke is your friend. Run blindly into it to get to the enemies on the other side.
-If you play a Quarian with TacScan, don't use it. If you do, enemies start glowing allowing other players to easily spot them and steal your kills.
-Don't use your missles or your gels, even if you're at the other side of the map and keep getting downed. Your team should be able to come revive you. They're allowed to use missles to clear the area you're in if and only if you're downed.
Type of players :
In ME3 you'll come across different kinds of players. Here's how to handle them :
TEH NOOB :
Luckily the game makes it very easy to pick on new players by showing everyone's N7. Never forget to make fun of low level players, especially on Bronze with N7 500+.
TEH TEAMPLAYER :
These misguided hippies somehow got the impression that the game is not about kills and proving your manliness, but about objectives and finishing missions. Such habitual losers mostly stay together and huddle around on those weird blue circles to keep warm or something. If you follow this guide, you should be able to elude and outscore team players easily.
TEH COMMANDER :
Often a team player as well, this pervert will rattle about 'ULM not working' and ask you to do the objective as you're the infiltrator of the team, giving you a great opportunity to show off your arsenal of gay slurs. Desperate commanders might even attempt to deceive you by telling you to help them with the 'Hack Circle' or beseeching you to 'stay together'. Nice try, queerdo!
OTHER RAMBOS :
Occasionally you will run into other killing machines and it can be hard to come out on top against them. Fortunately on ME3, if you play with other rambos due to the sheer awesomeness you both will be on the floor even faster than normal and after some constructive criticism of everyone's skill, grammar and brain capacity you can quit the game.
Hope this guide helps you kick ass. Share some other Rambo tips pl0x.
If you have some questions, let me know so that I can make fun of you, Noob!
Modifié par Jay_Hoxtatron, 10 juillet 2012 - 09:46 .
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