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Taboo-XX wrote...

Asari do not have vaginal cavities. They have something called an azure. They are not he same.

Besides, my Shepard was exploring another womans cavities.

*cough*

Ohohohohoho, this is where you're wrong. Apparently, while ordinary naked women are taboo to show, hideously monstrous naked women are fine, and brought with them a certain revelation.

NSFW.

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Xilizhra wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Asari do not have vaginal cavities. They have something called an azure. They are not he same.

Besides, my Shepard was exploring another womans cavities.

*cough*

Ohohohohoho, this is where you're wrong. Apparently, while ordinary naked women are taboo to show, hideously monstrous naked women are fine, and brought with them a certain revelation.

NSFW.

:mellow:

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That could technically be a Reaper modification - after all, baterians don't normally have humans for arms either.

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I was under the impression that he dies if you don't.


He on;y dies if you don't progress his friendship path up to the memorial wall scene. After that, he should survive, regardless of romance status. He's always survived in my games and I have always romanced Miranda.

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AlexMBrennan wrote...

That could technically be a Reaper modification - after all, baterians don't normally have humans for arms either.

You really think Reapers are interested in giving asari clitorises?

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Lol. First of all, Kaidan never said he was interested in only women, right?

So? I said that Bioware screwed up by publicly saying in an interview that ME1!man!Shep is heterosexual and most definitely not gay. Now people are crying retcon.

 


Source? Besides, people are becoming more and more open-minded every day and BioWare certainly did. It wasn't a screw up, it was an advancement.

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There is no need for sexual intercourse in the azure.

It serves no purpose. It is for birthing of a child. The Asari need only touch someone.

No offense to anyone, but that doesn't sound very fun.

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AlexMBrennan wrote...

Didn't see you complaining when you had to babysit ME2 squad and solve their daddy issues, otherwise they would die in either ME2 or ME3
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That's because you weren't around when ME2 was released. We had finished those discussions by 2011

But this mechanic is still present in ME3. Unloyal Zaeed will die in ME3, unloyal Grunt will die in ME3 etc. Where are you complaining about that huh?

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You really think Reapers are interested in giving asari clitorises?

Well, since they came up with the brilliant plan of brutally murdering billions of sentient beings every cycle to "preserve life" I think anything goes.

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ForThessia wrote...

uhh you talk to them once and do their mission and your done. with cortez you had to deal with him crying about his dead husband and then dragging him to the citadel so he can talk about his issues...... or he dies......... bizzare

Bull****. You had to finish their loyalty missions which were proceeded by talking to them AND finish them correctly and in case of Miranda, Jack, Legion & Tali you also had to resolve their 3-rd grade arguments. So no, making sure Cortez survives was much easier.

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Actually, it takes more time to save Steve than it does the others.

Much more time.

I can have Zaeed up and loyal in thirty minutes on Insanity.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

There is no need for sexual intercourse in the azure.

It serves no purpose. It is for birthing of a child. The Asari need only touch someone.

No offense to anyone, but that doesn't sound very fun.


Butt sex serves no purpose either, but people still do it.

Just 'sayin.

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 11 juillet 2012 - 09:20 .


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SergeantSnookie wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

There is no need for sexual intercourse in the azure.

It serves no purpose. It is for birthing of a child. The Asari need only touch someone.

No offense to anyone, but that doesn't sound very fun.


Butt sex serves no purpose either, but people still do it.


Creates a hormone essential for human bonding.

I win.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

Actually, it takes more time to save Steve than it does the others.

Much more time.

I can have Zaeed up and loyal in thirty minutes on Insanity.


Steve's "loyalty mission" is about 10 mins max.

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FF included Diana Aller so -100.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

There is no need for sexual intercourse in the azure.

It serves no purpose. It is for birthing of a child. The Asari need only touch someone.

No offense to anyone, but that doesn't sound very fun.

I always thought of the "azure" as being the lower back area where Shepard touches Liara at the end of LotSB.

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Beep Il wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Actually, it takes more time to save Steve than it does the others.

Much more time.

I can have Zaeed up and loyal in thirty minutes on Insanity.


Steve's "loyalty mission" is about 10 mins max.


No, you have to work on it and go through missions to progress the dialouge.

Zaeed is right off the bat.

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ForThessia wrote...

uhh you talk to them once and do their mission and your done. with cortez you had to deal with him crying about his dead husband and then dragging him to the citadel so he can talk about his issues...... or he dies......... bizzare

Bull****. You had to finish their loyalty missions which were proceeded by talking to them AND finish them correctly and in case of Miranda, Jack, Legion & Tali you also had to resolve their 3-rd grade arguments. So no, making sure Cortez survives was much easier.

pfft ya if you could get past the waah waah my husband died 6 months ago conversation, skipped my way through that sh*t
and the arguements the only one who automatically dies in the next game is miranda, the others can survive if your not a moron

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Taboo-XX wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

There is no need for sexual intercourse in the azure.

It serves no purpose. It is for birthing of a child. The Asari need only touch someone.

No offense to anyone, but that doesn't sound very fun.


Butt sex serves no purpose either, but people still do it.


Creates a hormone essential for human bonding.

I win.


You have the strangest headcanon for your Miranda romance...Posted Image

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Dude, seriously.

Having sex is actually really good for you. It creates oxytocin, which helps people bond.

This isn't head canon. It's biological fact.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

Dude, seriously.

Having sex is actually really good for you. It creates oxytocin, which helps people bond.

This isn't head canon. It's biological fact.

I'm fairly sure this is also true for asari.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

No, you have to work on it and go through missions to progress the dialouge.

Zaeed is right off the bat.


That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You could say that about anyone (except Zaeed/Kasumi who are DLC characters).

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Xilizhra wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Dude, seriously.

Having sex is actually really good for you. It creates oxytocin, which helps people bond.

This isn't head canon. It's biological fact.

I'm fairly sure this is also true for asari.


You have to reach a certain level of...progression in the act, if you catch my drift.

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Beep Il wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

No, you have to work on it and go through missions to progress the dialouge.

Zaeed is right off the bat.


That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You could say that about anyone (except Zaeed/Kasumi who are DLC characters).




Then don't start making comparisons.

Zaeed is easier to keep alive than Steve is. The method is also FAR less complex.

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Beep Il wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

No, you have to work on it and go through missions to progress the dialouge.

Zaeed is right off the bat.


That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You could say that about anyone (except Zaeed/Kasumi who are DLC characters).



wrong. you can never talk to an me3 character and when they want to do their mission then kelly tells you andyou just talk to them and it begins