Skyrim sucks. Ahhh... that felt
good.
Skyrim is an unbelievably boring, glitch-riddled piece of sh!t. I know this because I played it. Or tried to play it before I had to stop because my brain was threatening to deliberately cause the failure of a few major organs if I didn't stop making it stupid with this crappy-ass oversized expansion of the Medieval Sims.
The main storyline, if all the extraneous fvckwittery is skipped, lasts about four hours. Five if you stop and steal a horse, which you can then ride straight-up cliff faces in ways you could never manage in the Mako. Stuff the more ardent of players of this knobbery wouldn't condescend to do in real life has suddenly become "innovative gameplay."
"Skyrim? What's that?"
"It's a game where you can walk or run for three hours while bears and wolves and spiders attack you every three seconds! Why there's even a quest that requires you to cut wood!"
"Are you kidding me?! Give me that controller - move, scum! Cutting wood? I'm so there!" There's some assclown on the 'Tube - "MajorJunkSmacker" or some sh!t - that has something like 200 gameplay videos of about 20 minutes each of
Skyrim and the first 130 of them are of his character catching butterflies, collecting berries and making hide bracers. He's hasn't even gone to the Thalomar Embassy yet.
Scintillating stuff, lemme tellja.
ME3
blows that game away in every respect, even with its flaws. It uses more than five voice actors, and you don't have to grind away to get enough coin to get that cool weapon - the "Horrendous Sword of Pubescence" that - by the time you actually
do have enough coin - you will have found a better one -"The Vicious Club of Turgidity" - in the lame cave of lameness after you killed the standard giant RPG spider.
Hell, I'd rather play
Diablo III... oh,
wait... the recycled
Diablo II 12 years in the making and they
still can't get their servers to stay up consistently?
Nevermind.
Yeah...
soooo much better than ME3. Idiots really need to stop comparing the two, because it's not only stupid, it's stupidly stupid stupidity.
/rant
Modifié par JakeMacDon, 12 juillet 2012 - 06:46 .