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Shepard looks like a scrub compared with N7 guys


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Air Quotes wrote...

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Shepard is Mass Effect's Keanu Reeves/Neo/J.C. so he/she wins by default



Keanu Reeves can't act. :lol:


Whoa!

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Air Quotes wrote...

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Shepard is Mass Effect's Keanu Reeves/Neo/J.C. so he/she wins by default



Keanu Reeves can't act. :lol:


Whoa!


No. Really. He's always the same character. 

#203
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Shepard can buy weapons and upgrades for what s/he wants. Other N7's have to use RNG store.

Shepard wins.

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Shepard can buy weapons and upgrades for what s/he wants. Other N7's have to use RNG store.

Shepard wins.


My N7's are armed well enough. Oh wait. Half of them don't even need weapons :lol:

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Shepard never did Platinum. Muahahahah!


Shepard craps Platinum.  The N7s would be damn lucky to even use it to form rings. 

There aren't enough buttons for all of Shepard's powers.

Shepard could freeze time.  No one in MP can do that.

Shepard is so badass there is no need for a scoreboard.  If you were to look at his score, your head would explode faster than you could start a nerf thread about him.

Three words:  We'll bang, okay?

Discuss.

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Air Quotes wrote...

spinachdiaper wrote...

Air Quotes wrote...

spinachdiaper wrote...

Shepard is Mass Effect's Keanu Reeves/Neo/J.C. so he/she wins by default



Keanu Reeves can't act. :lol:


Whoa!


No. Really. He's always the same character. 


He did an excellent job in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.  Image IPB

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Shepard never did Platinum. Muahahahah!


Shepard craps Platinum.  The N7s would be damn lucky to even use it to form rings. 

There aren't enough buttons for all of Shepard's powers.

Shepard could freeze time.  No one in MP can do that.

Shepard is so badass there is no need for a scoreboard.  If you were to look at his score, your head would explode faster than you could start a nerf thread about him.

Three words:  We'll bang, okay?

Discuss.


I love steak...:P

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 wut. You mean the guy who has like 8 different powers and a locker full of armor?


And 0 cool ones except tthe default N7 parts. 

Also - 4 billion credits spent on rezing Shep. Man they could've made him/her a lot better. Sheps always behind times. :happy:






SO MANY PSPs.


Wouldn't matter, RNG would screw him over anyway:devil:

Modifié par M.T.Headed, 08 août 2012 - 09:46 .


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Air Quotes wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Air Quotes wrote...

Shepard never did Platinum. Muahahahah!


Shepard craps Platinum.  The N7s would be damn lucky to even use it to form rings. 

There aren't enough buttons for all of Shepard's powers.

Shepard could freeze time.  No one in MP can do that.

Shepard is so badass there is no need for a scoreboard.  If you were to look at his score, your head would explode faster than you could start a nerf thread about him.

Three words:  We'll bang, okay?

Discuss.


I love steak...:P


OMG me, too!  I also like cheesecake very much.  And you know what?  Shepard invented both of those. 

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Shepard is a less specialized/more "generic" soldier. These N7 operatives are more than just a "Vanguard" or just a "Soldier". These guys are DEVASTATORS, specialized in maneuvering in and using the T5-V Battlesuit. Or they're the SLAYER, a Vanguard specializing in using sword techniques in conjunction with their martial biotics. Shepard just isn't as specialized.

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When they can go toe to toe with a Krogan or Yahg kill a threasher maw on foot or look a real reaper in the eye tell me Shepard is so good he died and came back.

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When they can go toe to toe with a Krogan or Yahg kill a threasher maw on foot or look a real reaper in the eye tell me Shepard is so good he died and came back.


No. Shep died like a scrub he is :lol: It's Cerberus that is so good. 

Also N7 do all the things off the record. Punch Yahg's, head-butt Krogans and solo tresher maws with bare hands. No need to put childish play on paper. They do it for fun. :o

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Some how I doubt that

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 Shepard has a war ship, a small army and squad of highly trained killers from across the galaxy. Pfffft screw fancy powers. AIR STRIKE :devil:

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Time freeze at will. I bet Shep doesn't get level 4 ammo either because he has level 6 ammo on all the time.

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Time freeze at will. I bet Shep doesn't get level 4 ammo either because he has level 6 ammo on all the time.


Kai Leng has "plot armor" at will. So you argument is invalid :lol:

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Shepard the best but can be improved

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Shepard the best but can be improved


Mockingly: He's only as good as the plot allows him to be :lol:

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Air Quotes wrote...

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Shepard the best but can be improved


Mockingly: He's only as good as the plot allows him to be :lol:


Well, to be fair the plot allows him to be pretty damn good.

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Paeyvn wrote...

Air Quotes wrote...

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Shepard the best but can be improved


Mockingly: He's only as good as the plot allows him to be :lol:


Well, to be fair the plot allows him to be pretty damn good.


Even more mockingly: The plot also makes him look like a complete ****** :lol:

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Shepard can talk people into killing themselves.

Also, these guys haven't taken down four Reapers or been brought back from the dead.

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I've been brought back plenty of times after I die, I just magically get up after the wave and continue fighting.

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I'm pretty sure my level 60 Shep curbstomps all N7s in multiplayer.

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Shepard still awesome than N7 Guys why?
1. He cheated death
2. He can freeze time
3. He has plot Armor

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Jack Crapper wrote...

Air Quotes wrote...

spinachdiaper wrote...

Air Quotes wrote...

spinachdiaper wrote...

Shepard is Mass Effect's Keanu Reeves/Neo/J.C. so he/she wins by default



Keanu Reeves can't act. :lol:


Whoa!


No. Really. He's always the same character. 


He did an excellent job in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.  Image IPB

The first movie that comes to my head when I think Keanu Reeves is Hardball.Image IPB