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#51
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sth128 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

She does change her hair by the way.

Uh, no she doesn't. The only change she made is to take off the big orange Cerberus symbol.


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She got an ass and breast reduction it seems, which is why she is able to elude Cerberus troops. Also her outfite doesn't have hexagons

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Taboo-XX wrote...

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So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


Don't deflect the question.

TIM fornicates with everyone.

EVERYONE. It's ridiculous.



Attempts to.

I can make leaps of logic, but nothing at all will lead me to believe Miranda and TIM have done anything apart from work together.

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JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls



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Sajuro wrote...

Also her outfite doesn't have hexagons


Yes it does.

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Khajiit Jzargo wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

sth128 wrote...

Dammit people, I created this thread to mock Miranda's supposed intelligence, not to create a discussion about her behind and Bioware's camera placement!

It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" but... No that's a bad example.

Miranda is suppose to be running from Cerberus! Why can't she change her hair to a pony tail or at least put some civilian clothing? Her outfit is extremely striking from any angle. I'm surprised TIM didn't find her before she landed in Sanctuary.


I think her butt is a bit more important.


Pretty much this. Lighten up, it's a video game. There's some ass on the screen, and it's blatantly obvious Bioware wanted us to check it out.

Dat ass is nice. Problem bro?

I'm sorry if this sounds like I'm trolling, but it's not exactly the most serious Mass Effect related subject. Some people just find it funny, so what? It is funny.

And I am acting my age. I'm acting the way any human male with functioning reproductive organs, and a physical attraction women would act.

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But the point is, Bioware didn't feel like it was worth the effort to give Miranda a new outfit.

That's what happens when you reduce almost all of Shepard's squad to a bunch of variables.

Also, in Mass Effect 2, Ken checks out Tali's ass and curves.

Modifié par Arken, 14 juillet 2012 - 11:31 .


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JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy it.

Modifié par MegaSovereign, 14 juillet 2012 - 11:30 .


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MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy her azure.

No azures pls. I don't need to see THAT ever again.

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Khajiit Jzargo wrote...
 Jokes are made about everything in Mass Effect, why your taking something, like a joke about a video game character so seriously is beyond me.


Explanation from urban dictionary:


Waifu

A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for
their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game
characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man
and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost
respect and courtesy and most refuse to even ****** to their beloved,
seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have
committed themselves to.



http://www.urbandict....php?term=waifu

Modifié par tonnactus, 14 juillet 2012 - 11:31 .


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sth128 wrote...

Dammit people, I created this thread to mock Miranda's supposed intelligence, not to create a discussion about her behind and Bioware's camera placement!

It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" but... No that's a bad example.

Miranda is suppose to be running from Cerberus! Why can't she change her hair to a pony tail or at least put some civilian clothing? Her outfit is extremely striking from any angle. I'm surprised TIM didn't find her before she landed in Sanctuary.

Honestly I'm starting to think TIM didn't give a f*ck about her, he put more priority on killing Kelly Chambers

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MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy it.


No, it's inferred that they worked together. She did have a relationship with Jacob that was VERY short.

There's a really funny line about sour grapes...

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Taboo-XX wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy it.


No, it's inferred that they worked together. She did have a relationship with Jacob that was VERY short.

There's a really funny line about sour grapes...


If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.

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tonnactus wrote...

Khajiit Jzargo wrote...
 Jokes are made about everything in Mass Effect, why your taking something, like a joke about a video game character so seriously is beyond me.


Explanation from urban dictionary:


Waifu

A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for
their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game
characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man
and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost
respect and courtesy and most refuse to even ****** to their beloved,
seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have
committed themselves to.



http://www.urbandict....php?term=waifu

It all makes sense!

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MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy it.


not adequate source, please try again.

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MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


Speculations. But yes, I've thought about it.

But we have no information to know either way.

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MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


It's never said at any point in the trilogy that she did?

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o Ventus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


It's never said at any point in the trilogy that she did?



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JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy it.


not adequate source, please try again.


OKay.

How about the fact that Wilson always got the short end of the stick? While Miranda got promoted to 2nd in command?

Obviously her looks played into it.

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o Ventus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


It's never said at any point in the trilogy that she did?


Not really.

But Jacob says that it went sour REAL fast. And Shepard quips "Sour Grapes?"

I lol'd.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


It's never said at any point in the trilogy that she did?


Not really.

But Jacob says that it went sour REAL fast. And Shepard quips "Sour Grapes?"

I lol'd.


+10 renegade for the black joke.

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MegaSovereign wrote...
OKay.

How about the fact that Wilson always got the short end of the stick? While Miranda got promoted to 2nd in command?

Obviously her looks played into it.

And now you're suggesting the only way for a woman to rise in her line of work is for her to sleep with the boss.
 
Really?

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Taboo-XX wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


It's never said at any point in the trilogy that she did?


Not really.

But Jacob says that it went sour REAL fast. And Shepard quips "Sour Grapes?"

I lol'd.


And Jacob doesn't catch the black joke...

lol

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MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

JesseLee202 wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

So anyways, I'm positive TIM and Miranda have fornicated before.


source pls


It's inferred. If TIM can't control it, he destroys it. And boy did he destroy it.


not adequate source, please try again.


OKay.

How about the fact that Wilson always got the short end of the stick? While Miranda got promoted to 2nd in command?

Obviously her looks played into it.


Looking good does not equal fornication.

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o Ventus wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

If she had sex with someone as boring as Jacob, I'm pretty sure she and TIM went at it like bunnies.


It's never said at any point in the trilogy that she did?


Not really.

But Jacob says that it went sour REAL fast. And Shepard quips "Sour Grapes?"

I lol'd.


And Jacob doesn't catch the black joke...

lol

To be fair, that joke probably went over quite a few peoples heads. I know I didn't get it untill now.

#74
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MisterJB wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...
OKay.

How about the fact that Wilson always got the short end of the stick? While Miranda got promoted to 2nd in command?

Obviously her looks played into it.

And now you're suggesting the only way for a woman to rise in her line of work is for her to sleep with the boss.
 
Really?


Only if your boss is TIM.

Why are you taking this so seriously?

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The Illusive Man has had ten sexual partners in the last week if you read the dossier in the Shadow Broker's base.

So yeah, make of that what you will.