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[Remix-General Aetius]

I'd finish gettin dressed, because Cerberus doesn't really let me hore around in that outfit.

[DirtyPhoenix]

DinoSteve wrote...

Spend the entire time of mass effect naked and staring in the miirror.

[DecCylonus]

1) Join Shepard at the first meeting on the docks. The Reapers are still a threat, despite my sister disappearing. Make a bargain with Shepard: I join the crew, he/she helps find my sister.
2) Kick Liara out of my office. There's a better galaxy map up in the CIC, and she only ever uses her laptop and VI to do her work. She can do that in a crew lounge. I'm a better XO anyway.
3) Tell Shepard and the Alliance everything I know about Cerberus. It seems like they could really use some insider intel. I get immunity in exchange.
4) During the Citadel Coupe, shoot Kai Leng in the face while Shepard is busy talking. Seriously, Shepard's great, but he/she doesn't act fast enough sometimes.
5) Divide my time between looking for my sister and researching what Cerberus is doing with those weird implants.
6) Use Biotic Slam to help Ashley understand the difference between Cerberus and ex-Cerberus.
7) Discover Horizon and my sister. It's suprising that Liara missed the whole death camp disguised as a refugee outpost. Then again, she's suprised that the Protheans weren't Care Bears. Anyway, help Shepard put an end to that place and rescue my sister while we're at it.
8) "Hey Shepard, remember I told you where TIM's base is? Let's take it out."
9) Follow Shepard to London and help end the Reaper War.

[Kel Riever]

Shot the writer.

[XI BlackHawx IX]

Clone Shepard orgy

[Linkenski]

Going underground, hiding from Cerberus while wearing an easily recognizable Cerberus suit. I bet they won't find me!

[PwrdOff]

Linkenski wrote...

Going underground, hiding from Cerberus while wearing an easily recognizable Cerberus suit. I bet they won't find me!

To be fair, the catsuit is probably not standard issue.  Even the Nemesis/Phantom armor isn't quite that tight.

[o Ventus]

DecCylonus wrote...

1) Join Shepard at the first meeting on the docks. The Reapers are still a threat, despite my sister disappearing. Make a bargain with Shepard: I join the crew, he/she helps find my sister.
2) Kick Liara out of my office. There's a better galaxy map up in the CIC, and she only ever uses her laptop and VI to do her work. She can do that in a crew lounge. I'm a better XO anyway.
3) Tell Shepard and the Alliance everything I know about Cerberus. It seems like they could really use some insider intel. I get immunity in exchange.
4) During the Citadel Coupe, shoot Kai Leng in the face while Shepard is busy talking. Seriously, Shepard's great, but he/she doesn't act fast enough sometimes.
5) Divide my time between looking for my sister and researching what Cerberus is doing with those weird implants.
6) Use Biotic Slam to help Ashley understand the difference between Cerberus and ex-Cerberus.
7) Discover Horizon and my sister. It's suprising that Liara missed the whole death camp disguised as a refugee outpost. Then again, she's suprised that the Protheans weren't Care Bears. Anyway, help Shepard put an end to that place and rescue my sister while we're at it.
8) "Hey Shepard, remember I told you where TIM's base is? Let's take it out."
9) Follow Shepard to London and help end the Reaper War.

All of this, though dialogue indicates that Miranda wasn't on the Citadel at the time of the coup.

[FlyingSquirrel]

I'd have joined up with Jacob and Brynn's group, so I could tell Shepard and Jacob that Cerberus is attacking the facility and they can catch up on old times later.

(Seriously, that had to be one of the weirdest "you want to chat *now*?" moments of the series.)

[CrutchCricket]

Stopped Shepard from being a tool and turning himself in. Used the time to gather resources with the Shadow Broker and prepare for the war instead.

[DeathScepter]

If I was Miranda during ME3, I would do something Inappropriate to T.I.M. to break him from Indoctrination. Just say, Under forum Guidelines, I can't tell you what it is.

[DoodlyDangus]

Seduce Garrus and Kal'Reegar. Daily.

[Cainhurst Crow]

Got to a bar on the citadel

Get wasted

Bang everybody

Throw wild party and have grunt be the party planner

Wake up somewhere without clothes

Find clothes

Go to a bar on the citadel

Rinse and repeat except to take small breaks and help out shepard whenever possible, wearing sunglasses and acting loopier than johnny depp.

[Admiral Lawson]

DecCylonus wrote...

1) Join Shepard at the first meeting on the docks. The Reapers are still a threat, despite my sister disappearing. Make a bargain with Shepard: I join the crew, he/she helps find my sister.
2) Kick Liara out of my office. There's a better galaxy map up in the CIC, and she only ever uses her laptop and VI to do her work. She can do that in a crew lounge. I'm a better XO anyway.
3) Tell Shepard and the Alliance everything I know about Cerberus. It seems like they could really use some insider intel. I get immunity in exchange.
4) During the Citadel Coupe, shoot Kai Leng in the face while Shepard is busy talking. Seriously, Shepard's great, but he/she doesn't act fast enough sometimes.
5) Divide my time between looking for my sister and researching what Cerberus is doing with those weird implants.
6) Use Biotic Slam to help Ashley understand the difference between Cerberus and ex-Cerberus.
7) Discover Horizon and my sister. It's suprising that Liara missed the whole death camp disguised as a refugee outpost. Then again, she's suprised that the Protheans weren't Care Bears. Anyway, help Shepard put an end to that place and rescue my sister while we're at it.
8) "Hey Shepard, remember I told you where TIM's base is? Let's take it out."
9) Follow Shepard to London and help end the Reaper War.

Seriously this would fix ME3 for me.

[Rhayak]

CrutchCricket wrote...

Stopped Shepard from being a tool and turning himself in. Used the time to gather resources with the Shadow Broker and prepare for the war instead.

Enlisting any civilization's help might prove tricky while flying both criminal and terrorist flags....

[CDR David Shepard]

brettc893 wrote...

Worn a skin tight suit that shows off my ass.

Which gives the illusion of being a 9/10 booty, when really it's a 7 tops.

While I don't agree with what you say I will defend to the death your right to say it.

[themikefest]

As Miranda, I know I'm good friends with femshep moreso then the one in my office. Femshep will realize how useless the Asari is and bring me back onto the Normandy where I can help her track Cerberus and what their motives would be. Femshep will send the Asari to Hackett to help with the Crucible.

Modifié par themikefest, 01 avril 2013 - 07:58 .

[DeathScepter]

Rhayak wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

Stopped Shepard from being a tool and turning himself in. Used the time to gather resources with the Shadow Broker and prepare for the war instead.

Enlisting any civilization's help might prove tricky while flying both criminal and terrorist flags....

Well When a civilization is in danger, i don't think they would care whom saves them as long as they get saved. Combining resources of the Cerberus and Shadow Broker, I am sure they can bring in some favors or have more reasonable people in power. Garrus, Tali and Mordin are more reasonable than others within their species.

[Liamv2]

Damn my ass just got big

[o Ventus]

Rhayak wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

Stopped Shepard from being a tool and turning himself in. Used the time to gather resources with the Shadow Broker and prepare for the war instead.

Enlisting any civilization's help might prove tricky while flying both criminal and terrorist flags....

Funny, considering that Miranda doesn't have anything on her to show that she's Cerberus.

[Rhayak]

o Ventus wrote...
Funny, considering that Miranda doesn't have anything on her to show that she's Cerberus.

Shepard never turning himself in scenario = still seen as Cerberus. No matter if they rip insignas off clothes or repaint the SR2

Modifié par Rhayak, 01 avril 2013 - 08:24 .

[Rhayak]

DeathScepter wrote...
Well When a civilization is in danger, i don't think they would care whom saves them as long as they get saved. Combining resources of the Cerberus and Shadow Broker, I am sure they can bring in some favors or have more reasonable people in power. Garrus, Tali and Mordin are more reasonable than others within their species.

Yeah but those actually in charge are not. They will never associate, or wish to be known to associate to, a Shepard who represents a terrorist organization in league with a crime syndicate. No matter how dirty they are themselves (and they are).

The only way you can retain diplomatic credibility is by submitting to the Alliance trial between ME 2 and 3.

One of the biggest problems Shepard has to deal with in the trilogy is politicians wishing to avoid s**tstorms, and letting the galaxy be doomed in the process.

Modifié par Rhayak, 01 avril 2013 - 08:25 .

[o Ventus]

Rhayak wrote...

DeathScepter wrote...
Well When a civilization is in danger, i don't think they would care whom saves them as long as they get saved. Combining resources of the Cerberus and Shadow Broker, I am sure they can bring in some favors or have more reasonable people in power. Garrus, Tali and Mordin are more reasonable than others within their species.

Yeah but those actually in charge are not. They will never associate, or wish to be known to associate to, a Shepard who represents a terrorist organization in league with a crime syndicate. No matter how dirty they are themselves (and they are).

One of the biggest problems Shepard has to deal with in the trilogy is politicians wishing to avoid s**tstorms, and letting the galaxy be doomed in the process.

Anderson and Hackett both backed Shepard just fine in ME2.

[Rhayak]

o Ventus wrote...
Anderson and Hackett both backed Shepard just fine in ME2.

Barely those 2. And because they knew him personally. If it wasn't for Hackett, the rest of the Alliance's high brass would've taken action to apprehend Shepard during ME2.

My point about civilizations not willing to help if you don't get back to legality still stands.

[o Ventus]

Rhayak wrote...

o Ventus wrote...
Anderson and Hackett both backed Shepard just fine in ME2.

Barely those 2. And because they knew him personally. If it wasn't for Hackett, the rest of the Alliance's high brass would've taken action to apprehend Shepard during ME2.

My point about civilizations not willing to help if you don't get back to legality still stands.

Hackett has never even seen Shepard up until Arrival, and even then he greatly commends Shepard for the mission.

Not that it matters anyway since Shepard is a Spectre and the Alliance has no legal authority over him/her.

Also, in the middle of an intragalactic apocalypse, you have to be literally retarded to deny legitimate help from somebody just because they used to affiliate with a criminal group, unless you value your public image over your life.

Modifié par o Ventus, 01 avril 2013 - 08:33 .