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[Kilsot]

Noble quest? Just because some so called "noble king" tells me to go die I should do it? I think not. They have done nothing for me, so I shall seek my death for myself. Though I highly doubt it will come from a grey haired cloudhead who thinks flimsy spells can hurt.

[H8Cr1me]

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

The user names really fit the banter I see in front of me.

Well...He started it!

[relentlessimp]

Your lack of education is showing, human. For it to be cannibalism, one has to be the same species. Otherwise I am simply a carnivore.



Gray? *splutter* This-this is SILVER, you colorblind rat! If you really wish to find your death, keep calling it 'gray' - I'll be happy to lance a bolt of lightning through your eye and into your brain!



(I also can't believe I keep forgetting to mention it - H8Cr1me, your mage avatar is simply incredible. *goes back to try and refine Aarik some more*)

[H8Cr1me]

relentlessimp wrote...

Your lack of education is showing, human. For it to be cannibalism, one has to be the same species. Otherwise I am simply a carnivore.<br />
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(I also can't believe I keep forgetting to mention it - H8Cr1me, your mage avatar is simply incredible. *goes back to try and refine Aarik some more*)

(Thanks! He looks a lot better in the editor. I am just hoping my run through the game makes him badass. I will probably save him for my 2nd or 3rd run through and do it on the hardest setting. Yours looks...fabulous.  )

My time spent here bickering with the likes of you has clearly addled my brain. It is precisely why your kind needs to be underfoot harvesting our crops...I'm sure your thumb is as green as your mage skills!

Modifié par H8Cr1me, 14 octobre 2009 - 09:53 .

[relentlessimp]

( Ha. Ha. Ha. I aim for beautiful. It always falls short. ...Maybe I can make him look like Flea! "That's... a GUY?!" )



Your brain was addled long before I accosted you, human. Run back to your tomes of power and see if you can find a spell to intensify the workings of your mind, for clearly it needs the assistance!

[Mordaedil]

*smug look*

[relentlessimp]

That... is a very smug look. *amused*

[H8Cr1me]

relentlessimp wrote...

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Your brain was addled long before I accosted you, human. Run back to your tomes of power and see if you can find a spell to intensify the workings of your mind, for clearly it needs the assistance!

(now that I have succeded in hijacking my own thread, I am getting a little sleepy. Well met!)

I'll not suffer another word out of you, Elf! A duel it is! I'll wipe that smug look of your face! (when they get their heads out of their asses and give us multiplayer)

[relentlessimp]

( Well met on the path of the Beam. Say thankya. Wait, wrong genre. )



You've enough problems with your Harrowing approaching, manling. Save it until you pass or fail; I'll not try a fool until he knows how to use his magic. Either a duel against a proven mage, or a mercy-killing of a weakling fool. Otherwise it will be unsatisfying.

[Mistersunshine]

Where's the cheese?

[cyvaris]

FOR THE DALISH, we shall rise again and destroy you all.

[death_knight250]

Be silent fledglings, lest I and my brothers smote thee with all the righteous fury granted us by the Maker.

[H8Cr1me]

Modifié par H8Cr1me, 15 octobre 2009 - 05:32 .

[acidrom]

BioWare has already outdone themselves! Amazing! 

[JEBesh]

I'm having way too much fun with this social site.

[DurnedElf]

This argument made my day

[Mordaedil]

Gentlemen! Let's calm down and settle this the civilized way.



A contest!

[Ondona Sand]

Hello? Hello? This is God, can you hear me? It's God...



Make me a Sandwich

[Tarreth]

...Oh Maker preserve me, the elf wants a contest.



I can only imagine cheese comes into it somewhere.

[relentlessimp]

Cheese? *Cheese*? A contest that involves cheese? What madness is this? Truly, the only worthwhile contests involve lightning, fire and brimstone.

[Tarreth]

Truly, the only worthwhile contest involves alcohol.



Copious amounts thereof.



Now, lads, here's how it works. You take three kegs, drink each of 'em down, and the loser is the first pansy sod to have his liver actually tear itself out of his body in desperation.



Or throw up, that works too.

[Kilsot]

Tarreth wrote...

Truly, the only worthwhile contest involves alcohol.

Copious amounts thereof.

Now, lads, here's how it works. You take three kegs, drink each of 'em down, and the loser is the first pansy sod to have his liver actually tear itself out of his body in desperation.

Or throw up, that works too.

Well that ensures my victory. No skinny elf will ever out drink a dwarf!

(where have I seen a contest like this ... where or where... As long as no one tries to toss the dwarf it should be fine.)

[relentlessimp]

Tsk. We elves have always outdrank the dwarves, dating back to the age of Tolkien himself. Corruption of that natural order leads to madness.

[Hylan Dronta]

Bah a contest between the races. We have a second rate citizen, do elves even count as people? Naa, I don't think so. Now get back to the fields. Oh you are threatening me with magaic? "Hey you there, Templar, sieze her, she is threatening the nobility." We also have a Dalish, what are you looking at fool? Go back to the forest and I might not have you run down like a dog. As for the Dwarf... Let me buy you a flagon of ale friend, Dwarf. My father has some Dwarf Ale gifted to him by our late King Maric. I will gladly drink with you until one of us - or maybe both
- fall to slumber!

(I love your guy's RPing in this thread and thought I'd join in.)

edit : stupid typos

Modifié par Hylan Dronta, 15 octobre 2009 - 08:54 .

[Kilsot]

Ahh, a nice ale is always welcomed by a dwarf. But I do believe that elven mage was a "he" of course all of them are skinny enough to get blow away by a slight breeze that it makes it too hard to tell the difference, and their inability to grow a beard is shameful.