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[mousestalker]

It's Beginning to Look Like Darkspawn

It's beginning to look a lot like darkspawn
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look  in Ostagar burning near and far
With tall towers and golden kings all aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like darkspawn
Shrieks in ev'ry hole
But the scariest sight to see
is the ogre that will be
On your own front door.

anyone have any others?

Modifié par mousestalker, 17 décembre 2009 - 07:24 .

[Bhatair]

Is the ogre Christmas caroling? Does he have cookies?

Questions that need answers.

[ReubenLiew]

On the first day of Christmas, Bioware gave to me,

A brand new RPG.



On the second day of Christmas, Bioware gave to me,

2 crazy women

And a Brand New RPG



On the third day of Christmas, Bioware gave to me,

3 DLCs

2 Crazy women

And a brand new RPG



On the fourth day of Christmas, Bioware gave to me,

4 Teagans charming

3 DLCs

2 crazy women

And a brand new RPG



On the fifth day of Christmas, Bioware gave to me,

5 Archdemons...

4 Teagans Charming

3 DLCs

2 crazy women

And a brand new RPG.



You guys come up with the rest!

[lv12medic]

Dangnabbit...

Now its stuck in my head. 

[Kohaku]

mousestalker wrote...

It's Beginning to Look Like Darkspawn

It's beginning to look a lot like darkspawn
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look  in Ostagar burning near and far
With tall towers and golden kings all aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like darkspawn
Shrieks in ev'ry hole
But the scariest sight to see
is the ogre that will be
On your own front door.

anyone have any others?

Oh. My. God. Please let me quote part of that!

[mousestalker]

Please, feel free.
This is the only other one I've come up with so far (it's kinda weak)
O Broodmother

O Broodmother, O Broodmother,
How lovely are your tent'cles
They're green at the start of every Blight
They're green down in the cavern's light
O Broodmother, O Broodmother
How lovely are your tent'cles.

[mousestalker]

Randolph the Red Nosed Genlock

Randolph, the red-nosed genlock
had a very shiny nose. 
And if you ever saw him, 
you would even say it glows.

All of the other genlocks 
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Randolph 
join in any darkspawn games.

Then one foggy Ferelden Blight
 Demat came to say: 
"Randolph with your nose so bright, 
won't you guide my horde tonight?"

Then all the genlocks loved him 
as they shouted out with glee, 
Randolph the red-nosed genlock, 
you'll go down in history! 

Modifié par mousestalker, 18 décembre 2009 - 01:40 .

[Kohaku]

mousestalker wrote...

Please, feel free.
This is the only other one I've come up with so far (it's kinda weak)
O Broodmother

O Broodmother, O Broodmother,
How lovely are your tent'cles
They're green at the start of every Blight
They're green down in the cavern's light
O Broodmother, O Broodmother
How lovely are your tent'cles.

Thanks! ~Hugs~ I was I was that creative to make up a song.

[Isaantia]

Deep Roads Calling

Just hear those Shrieks a howlin'
And Genlocks growlin' too
Come on its lovely weather for a
Deep Roads Calling with you

Hack em up hack em hack em up
Lets go!
Lets give 'em some woe
time for darkspawn to go

Hack em up Hack em up Hack em up
Its grand!
Shrieks dead in the sand
We're slaughtering Hurlocks
with daggers in our offhand

Our bodies are weak from Taint
But ain't no complaint
from us
We're Grey Wardens til end
no matter what portends
for us

Lets take that road before us
and kill a darkspawn or two
Come one its lovely weather for a
Deep Roads Calling with you


:innocent:

Modifié par Isaantia, 17 décembre 2009 - 11:37 .

[mousestalker]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
Thanks! ~Hugs~ I was I was that creative to make up a song.

Thank you!

[Airites]

This thread is AWESOME

[Isaantia]

Hark! The Herald Emissary Sing

Hark! The Herald Emiss'ry Sing
"Glory to the new archdem'n!
Hear the call of Urthemiel
to the surface where men dwell!"
Darkspawn, it is time to fight
Cover Thedas with the Blight
And so the Emissary doth exclaim:
"The Taint has corrupt this Old God!"
Hark! The Herald Emiss'ry Sing
"Glory to the new archdem'n!"

[mousestalker]

Isaantia wrote...

Hark! The Herald Emissary Sing

Hark! The Herald Emiss'ry Sing
"Glory to the new archdem'n!
Hear the call of Urthemiel
to the surface where men dwell!"
Darkspawn, it is time to fight
Cover Thedas with the Blight
And so the Emissary doth exclaim:
"The Taint has corrupt this Old God!"
Hark! The Herald Emiss'ry Sing
"Glory to the new archdem'n!"

Excellent!

[mousestalker]

 Denerim Hell

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks 
Dressed in horror film style. 
In the air there's a feeling of darkspawn. 
Children screaming, People dying 
Fleeing mile after mile 
And on every street corner you'll hear.

 Chorus:

Den'rim hell, Den'rim hell 
It's Hurlock time in the city. 
Beak-a-deak, hear them shriek. 
Today, it will be our last day.

Modifié par mousestalker, 18 décembre 2009 - 04:44 .

[Recidiva]

O Darkspawn Blood (O Christmas Tree)



O Darkspawn Blood! O Darkspawn Blood!

Your curse is so forever.

O Darkspawn Blood! O Darkspawn Blood!

I will be free now never.

Not only cursed when summer's here,

But also when 'tis cold and drear.

O Darkspawn Blood! O Darkspawn Blood!

My ties to life now sever.



O Darkspawn Blood! O Darkspawn Blood!

Much hatred thou can'st give me;

O Darkspawn Blood! O Darkspawn Blood!

With nightmares all around me.

How often has the taint in me

Created rage both wild and free?

O Darkspawn Blood! O Darkspawn Blood!

Your curse is so forever.

[lv12medic]

Shield Bash (Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the blood,
Darkspawn heads a flying,
Over the corpses we go,
Slashing all the way,

oooohhhh!

Shield bash, Shield bash
Shield bash their face.
Oh what fun it is to smash a genlocks face today, hey!

Shield bash, shield bash
Shield bash their face
Oh what fun it is to crush a hurlocks face today!

Modifié par lv12medic, 18 décembre 2009 - 05:26 .

[mousestalker]

Good stuff! Keep them coming!

[Indraugnir Caledor]

These are truely awesome and funny.

may you all have a Merry Blight-mas.

[Indraugnir Caledor]

My version of 'Winter Wonder-land'

Darkspawn roar, aren't you listnin',
in Denerim, blood is glistnin'.
We run from the sight, our hearts full of fright,
runnin' through a Blight tainted-land.

or some such lol

[Isaantia]

Grandma got run-through by a Hurlock

Walking home from her house in Lothering

You might say there's no such thing as the Blight

But as for me and Grandpa we believe

[mousestalker]

Silent Blight

Silent blight, horrible blight
All is calm, dead from fright
Round the village all is defiled
Buildings are burnt, bodies are piled
Rest in Maker's peace
Rest in Maker's peace.

[garghamel1]

Loved your Randolph the Red Nosed Genlock

[mousestalker]

garghamel1 wrote...

Loved your Randolph the Red Nosed Genlock

Thank you!

[robertthebard]

mousestalker wrote...

Randolph the Red Nosed Genlock

Randolph, the red-nosed genlock
had a very shiny nose. 
And if you ever saw him, 
you would even say it glows.

All of the other genlocks 
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Randolph 
join in any darkspawn games.

Then one foggy Ferelden Blight
 Demat came to say: 
"Randolph with your nose so bright, 
won't you guide my horde tonight?"

Then all the genlocks loved him 
as they shouted out with glee, 
Randolph the red-nosed genlock, 
you'll go down in history! 

This is great, but I almost feel sorry for Randolph, as he'll be the first one dead too.