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[SarEnyaDor]

Fine ... but I can only be creamy for an hour or two, then my husband will come home and wonder why I'm covered in cool whip on the computer instead of in the bed room

[Herr Uhl]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Fine ... but I can only be creamy for an hour or two, then my husband will come home and wonder why I'm covered in cool whip on the computer instead of in the bed room

How can any male not be pleased that their wife is covered in cool whip?

Why question such a thing of beauty?

[ReubenLiew]

For shame woman!

Your computer should be IN the bedroom, so you can lube, cream AND tell me how seductively lubed and creamed you are on the internet at the same time while we wait for your husband!



And don't worry, I won't offer him an Antivan massage.



...



Unless he wants to.

[JabberJaww]

The only thing i felt bad for my PC about was, the close proximity to Alistair and Zev whilst we went submarine racing.



I mean my guy is a Dwarf.. so needless to say, Leliana did a fair bit of screaming

[SarEnyaDor]

it makes the computer chair sticky, you see

[ReubenLiew]

So get him to lick it off!

What else is a man's tongue useful for?

[XOGHunter246]

JabberJaww wrote...

The only thing i felt bad for my PC about was, the close proximity to Alistair and Zev whilst we went submarine racing.

I mean my guy is a Dwarf.. so needless to say, Leliana did a fair bit of screaming

the good or bad way lmao?

[Herr Uhl]

JabberJaww wrote...

The only thing i felt bad for my PC about was, the close proximity to Alistair and Zev whilst we went submarine racing.

I mean my guy is a Dwarf.. so needless to say, Leliana did a fair bit of screaming

Zev liked it, Alastair had some alone time with himself.

[SarEnyaDor]

Shoot, how come my husband gets the massage when i'm the one covered in cool whip? The world is unfair and cruel

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

So get him to lick it off!
What else is a man's tongue useful for?

Making bubbles of spit?

[ReubenLiew]

TOUCH you with that stuff? Eewww, woman, it's all sticky and stuff, then I have to clean my hands and all that ><

If you were massaging ME with that on, then it's a different story alltogether you see!

[JabberJaww]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

The only thing i felt bad for my PC about was, the close proximity to Alistair and Zev whilst we went submarine racing.

I mean my guy is a Dwarf.. so needless to say, Leliana did a fair bit of screaming

the good or bad way lmao?

Hopefully the good way

[XOGHunter246]

It like when you romance leliana it in front of everyone else zevaran watching, oghren, sten, alistair and even wynne. it like at the camp fire I'm surprised zevran doesn't jump you

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 18 décembre 2009 - 01:26 .

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

So get him to lick it off!
What else is a man's tongue useful for?

Making bubbles of spit?

And as soon as we see porn of men doing that it cannot be counted as being useful.

[SarEnyaDor]

ReubenLiew wrote...

TOUCH you with that stuff? Eewww, woman, it's all sticky and stuff, then I have to clean my hands and all that >
If you were massaging ME with that on, then it's a different story alltogether you see!

Oh yes, I see now, sticky ... backs .... okay, sticky hands bad....

[ReubenLiew]

No, NO! An antivan massage does not use hands! How vulgar and crude!

You use the body, it is a testament to one's strength AS WELL AS their dexterity!

So remember to raise those stats!

[westiex9]

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

[XOGHunter246]

ReubenLiew wrote...

No, NO! An antivan massage does not use hands! How vulgar and crude!
You use the body, it is a testament to one's strength AS WELL AS their dexterity!
So remember to raise those stats!

willpower probably best

[SarEnyaDor]

Darn it! I think I lack the proper equipment for giving that kind of massage then... I'm too soft and fleshy, and now slippery and slightly vanilla scented

[SarEnyaDor]

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

SarEnyaDor -> corrupting the nation's youth since 2005

[XOGHunter246]

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

what doesn't he like?

[Herr Uhl]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

SarEnyaDor -> corrupting the nation's youth since 2005

Noob.

[Herr Uhl]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

what doesn't he like?

Chastity.

[ReubenLiew]

Ah such a shame. Antiva will be bereft of another potential student this day.

I grieve it in my heart, non-existent as it were.

May I rest my head on a magical bosom to take the pain away?

[SarEnyaDor]

Herr Uhl wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

what doesn't he like?

Chastity.