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[SarEnyaDor]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Ah such a shame. Antiva will be bereft of another potential student this day.
I grieve it in my heart, non-existent as it were.
May I rest my head on a magical bosom to take the pain away?

If you don't mind the cool whip, and don't nuzzle too hard, I'm all out of hot pokers.

[westiex9]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Ah such a shame. Antiva will be bereft of another potential student this day.
I grieve it in my heart, non-existent as it were.
May I rest my head on a magical bosom to take the pain away?

But of course!(yelling to attendants)  Bring in the Broodmother!!

[XOGHunter246]

Herr Uhl wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

what doesn't he like?

Chastity.

lmao

[JabberJaww]

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

Welcome aboard..

[SarEnyaDor]

westiex9 wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Ah such a shame. Antiva will be bereft of another potential student this day.
I grieve it in my heart, non-existent as it were.
May I rest my head on a magical bosom to take the pain away?

But of course!(yelling to attendants)  Bring in the Broodmother!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeewww

I did my time in tentacle pr0n hell already!!

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

man this forum is positively lewd!! Zevran would like this depraved place very much hehe

what doesn't he like?

Chastity.

Chastity only makes it all the more alluring!

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Chastity only makes it all the more alluring!

Yes, and it gives bad bouts of alone time/blue balls.

[XOGHunter246]

westiex9 wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Ah such a shame. Antiva will be bereft of another potential student this day.
I grieve it in my heart, non-existent as it were.
May I rest my head on a magical bosom to take the pain away?

But of course!(yelling to attendants)  Bring in the Broodmother!!

 you ruined it 

[ReubenLiew]

Broodies!

*rests head in her heaving mounds* It is like a slice of heaven's mountains.

[westiex9]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Ah such a shame. Antiva will be bereft of another potential student this day.
I grieve it in my heart, non-existent as it were.
May I rest my head on a magical bosom to take the pain away?

But of course!(yelling to attendants)  Bring in the Broodmother!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeewww

I did my time in tentacle pr0n hell already!!

Once youve laid eyes on that sickly mass of corrupted, swollen flesh and pulsating tentacles theres no turning back, bacause you try to run but the tentacles reach is long and their grip is strong.

[JabberJaww]

The Broodmother is misunderstood. All she needs is some love, and tons of pie

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Chastity only makes it all the more alluring!

Yes, and it gives bad bouts of alone time/blue balls.

What're you talking about? Not like she has a choice in iiiieeeeeettttaaiii I mean yeah, yeah, that's true

[XOGHunter246]

please no broodmother here!

[ozenglish]

Herr Uhl wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am just glad it was my eyelashes she wanted to cut off and keep in a jar

She keeps a lot of liquids of yours in jars too.

If anyone has seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert, she is the bisexual version of Adam aka Felicia Jollygoodfellow carrying around an warden turd in a flask.

[SarEnyaDor]

Oh, just summon Cthulhu while you're at it, give the broodmother some competition

[XOGHunter246]

ozenglish wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am just glad it was my eyelashes she wanted to cut off and keep in a jar

She keeps a lot of liquids of yours in jars too.

If anyone has seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert, she is the bisexual version of Adam aka Felicia Jollygoodfellow carrying around an warden turd in a flask.

Thats worst then the Broodmother!

[ozenglish]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

please no broodmother here!

Aww comeon, you know the Broodmother is Biowares version of Trailer park trash mums, with their 30 kids, living off of welfare, wearing 30 sizes to small bathrobes, hair in curlers and 4 cigarettes hanging out of their mouth. what is there not to love.. *chokes on last statement* really.

[westiex9]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

please no broodmother here!

Now my lords and ladies moving on to this Morning/evening/nights next item of perversion:
 
His name is Bohmer and he says he wrangles nugs, but as our investigating journalists will discover this man is far from your average snack vendor.

His connections spread throughout the city of orzammar and The end result of his dealings is usually a greased up Noble, a scared nug and blown out candles.

The nug perversion ring exposed tonight only on Thedas nights live!!

[Herr Uhl]

westiex9 wrote...
Now my lords and ladies moving on to this Morning/evening/nights next item of perversion:
 
His name is Bohmer and he says he wrangles nugs, but as our investigating journalists will discover this man is far from your average snack vendor.

His connections spread throughout the city of orzammar and The end result of his dealings is usually a greased up Noble, a scared nug and blown out candles.

The nug perversion ring exposed tonight only on Thedas nights live!!

Where do you think the pearl got them from?

[JabberJaww]

Nugs creep me out

[XOGHunter246]

nugs leliana loves them even more scary why does she like rats?

[SarEnyaDor]

I made the mistake of giving Leli one once, it's squeaking was so bad i stopped that game and deleted the character and made a new one

[ozenglish]

[quote]Herr Uhl wrote...

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And Leli is a few darkspawn short of a blight.
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You realize fanboys everywhere, most probably including myself, will use that line for quite some time to come yeah?

[ReubenLiew]

Nugs is natures way of saying your dream red-head is in another castle, I'm sorry.

[XOGHunter246]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I made the mistake of giving Leli one once, it's squeaking was so bad i stopped that game and deleted the character and made a new one

yeah i  was kinda annoyed by the constant squeaking