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#151
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If you do it right it will ALWAYS be illegal and immoral ;)

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Reporter: Mr Bush do you have anything to add to this debate on the morality of Nugging that is currently polarising the Forums Of bioware?

Bush: well uh hehe all i know is that what goes on between a man a nug and a can o' grease ain't nothin but perfectly natural fun, now anyone got a quiet shed i can retreat to.....need to errr.....do some thinkin...yeah greasy thinkin hehe

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

If you do it right it will ALWAYS be illegal and immoral ;)


Only if you have fun doing it. Otherwise doing it for God Queen and Country will get you out of most tight spots, was going to say wet spots, but that would have been .... oh, I just said it, oh well.Image IPB

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Fingers faster than the censor in the mind eh? Happens to me all the time...

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

Fingers faster than the censor in the mind eh? Happens to me all the time...


You have already corrupted one young soul this night, do you never end?

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as I said, half aussie half english. I had to give up drinking because I got 4 doses of alcohol poisoning, I think my internal editor got fried, and is now sitting with Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan listening to Bob Marley. Pllus I also got trained as an executive assistant when i was younger, hence the typing lol.

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ozenglish wrote...

as I said, half aussie half english. I had to give up drinking because I got 4 doses of alcohol poisoning, I think my internal editor got fried, and is now sitting with Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan listening to Bob Marley. Pllus I also got trained as an executive assistant when i was younger, hence the typing lol.


See, as innocent as a guinea pig.

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*pouts* I am properly chastised .. I will go and whip myself before the Maker and ask for him to purge my dirty dirty mind and so I will quit typing so provacatively... it might take a while

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

*pouts* I am properly chastised .. I will go and whip myself before the Maker and ask for him to purge my dirty dirty mind and so I will quit typing so provacatively... it might take a while


Remember, forbidden fruit is sweeter.

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hey corruption was purely voluntary, how could you say not to that face?? or quick fingers lol.

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I wonder what Mr. David Gaider was doing the exact moment he thought of the nug

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Herr Uhl wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Fingers faster than the censor in the mind eh? Happens to me all the time...


You have already corrupted one young soul this night, do you never end?


Shes relentless hehe Image IPB....oh noes its the moral degeneracy police.....Image IPBImage IPBImage IPB

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JabberJaww wrote...

I wonder what Mr. David Gaider was doing the exact moment he thought of the nug


I think it was Sheryl or Mary.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

as I said, half aussie half english. I had to give up drinking because I got 4 doses of alcohol poisoning, I think my internal editor got fried, and is now sitting with Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan listening to Bob Marley. Pllus I also got trained as an executive assistant when i was younger, hence the typing lol.


See, as innocent as a guinea pig.


I will put a good word in for you with Nug.

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JabberJaww wrote...

I wonder what Mr. David Gaider was doing the exact moment he thought of the nug

nugging?

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JabberJaww wrote...

I wonder what Mr. David Gaider was doing the exact moment he thought of the nug



I am more concerned about what people were watching and thought of the broodmother.

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watching their girlfriend

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ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I wonder what Mr. David Gaider was doing the exact moment he thought of the nug



I am more concerned about what people were watching and thought of the broodmother.


Westie's thoughts when first seeing the broodmother: if i asked her nicely would she let me use the squigy thing on her back as a trampoline?

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why why why does everyone have to bring the broodmother into this? I don't bring your realtives up, do I?? Sheesh!

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I'm scarred for life after seeing broodmother

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I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.



I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

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westiex9 wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I wonder what Mr. David Gaider was doing the exact moment he thought of the nug



I am more concerned about what people were watching and thought of the broodmother.


Westie's thoughts when first seeing the broodmother: if i asked her nicely would she let me use the squigy thing on her back as a trampoline?


It more reminded me of those nasty post cards of women wearing thongs that should not be wearing them sat on park benches. I had to bleech my eyes. My beloved other refuses to watch the brood mother part of the game lol.

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JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door


Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

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JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door


We don't have that problem at my house due to it being located in a deep valley guarded by a high dragon, mind you we don't get any post eitherImage IPB

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Honestly it made me think of that guy in the Goonies at first, because of the messed up teeth. LOL