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[XOGHunter246]

westiex9 wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

We don't have that problem at my house due to it being located in a deep valley guarded by a high dragon, mind you we don't get any post either

maybe open up the dragon to find your post

[mousestalker]

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

[XOGHunter246]

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 18 décembre 2009 - 02:56 .

[ozenglish]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

Me too, although, a friend of mine once told me, that standing in the doorway half naked with a smile on your face calling Wombat (very grumpy land crawling Koala like mammal) usually works like a charm too.
I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

[westiex9]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

[XOGHunter246]

ozenglish wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

Me too, although, a friend of mine once told me, that standing in the doorway half naked with a smile on your face calling Wombat (very grumpy land crawling Koala like mammal) usually works like a charm too.

If only i lived in Australia 

[JabberJaww]

westiex9 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

Im in FLorida, i use moats and Alligators

[ozenglish]

westiex9 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

 I once had heads, all nicely stuck on pikes, but someone complained of the smell, said something about bylaws, and people disappearing. I plea bargained that if I took them down, I wouldn't do it again. I am now looking at more creative methods of keeping JoHos and salesmen away.

Plus, why waste all the boling oil, when it is a good thing for a back massage? Sheesh girl, have you no sense of the value of good quality rubbing oil? LOL.

[westiex9]

ozenglish wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

 I once had heads, all nicely stuck on pikes, but someone complained of the smell, said something about bylaws, and people disappearing. I plea bargained that if I took them down, I wouldn't do it again. I am now looking at more creative methods of keeping JoHos and salesmen away.

Plus, why waste all the boling oil, when it is a good thing for a back massage? Sheesh girl, have you no sense of the value of good quality rubbing oil? LOL.

looks like its back to pushin them down the stairs and setting the dogs on them

[ozenglish]

westiex9 wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

 I once had heads, all nicely stuck on pikes, but someone complained of the smell, said something about bylaws, and people disappearing. I plea bargained that if I took them down, I wouldn't do it again. I am now looking at more creative methods of keeping JoHos and salesmen away.

Plus, why waste all the boling oil, when it is a good thing for a back massage? Sheesh girl, have you no sense of the value of good quality rubbing oil? LOL.

looks like its back to pushin them down the stairs and setting the dogs on them

Or, you can make a lot of money by making a machine to do that for you. Then think of how many people wouldn't get exercise, and end up looking lilke the BM. I did not MENTION the BM by name, so not the BM did not get mentioned again lol.

[westiex9]

ozenglish wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

 I once had heads, all nicely stuck on pikes, but someone complained of the smell, said something about bylaws, and people disappearing. I plea bargained that if I took them down, I wouldn't do it again. I am now looking at more creative methods of keeping JoHos and salesmen away.

Plus, why waste all the boling oil, when it is a good thing for a back massage? Sheesh girl, have you no sense of the value of good quality rubbing oil? LOL.

looks like its back to pushin them down the stairs and setting the dogs on them

Or, you can make a lot of money by making a machine to do that for you. Then think of how many people wouldn't get exercise, and end up looking lilke the BM. I did not MENTION the BM by name, so not the BM did not get mentioned again lol.

lol we need better pyramid builders

[mousestalker]

westiex9 wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

JabberJaww wrote...

I am jealous of the broodmother for one thing.

I wish i had a dwarf female that would whisper dark tales of hell and torture to the sales people and Jehovah Witnesses as they approached my front door

Gold star to Jabberjaw. That was funny as hell.

I wonder if Bioware would license the Hespith poem as a ringer for phones and/or doorbells?

I'm game for that! probably keep the trick or treater away too

You mean you guys don't use high walls and boiling oil?

 I once had heads, all nicely stuck on pikes, but someone complained of the smell, said something about bylaws, and people disappearing. I plea bargained that if I took them down, I wouldn't do it again. I am now looking at more creative methods of keeping JoHos and salesmen away.

Plus, why waste all the boling oil, when it is a good thing for a back massage? Sheesh girl, have you no sense of the value of good quality rubbing oil? LOL.

looks like its back to pushin them down the stairs and setting the dogs on them

Or, you can make a lot of money by making a machine to do that for you. Then think of how many people wouldn't get exercise, and end up looking lilke the BM. I did not MENTION the BM by name, so not the BM did not get mentioned again lol.

lol we need better pyramid builders

Just use your Mabari to force the salesmen and JoHos to build 'em.

[westiex9]

(on the phone)

:errr yeah i need like 10,000 of your members to come round to my house cus i really need err converting.Hehe now dog remember mauled workers are happy workers!

[ozenglish]

westiex9 wrote...

(on the phone)
:errr yeah i need like 10,000 of your members to come round to my house cus i really need err converting.Hehe now dog remember mauled workers are happy workers!

Hey if worse comes to worse, you can always call some of those late night ministry shows. I am sure if you tell them you had a vision of a Pyramid being built in such a such place in the US, they will give you lots of money from lots of gullible people.

[Aracid]

Wow, duck, there's different topics flying everywhere in this thread. On the topic however...



Of course. No one in this game has standards.

[ozenglish]

Aracid wrote...

Wow, duck, there's different topics flying everywhere in this thread. On the topic however...

Of course. No one in this game has standards.

Killjoy

[JabberJaww]

Yes, this thread has taken many twists and turns.

[Titius.Vibius]

Last night my boy just proposed to Leliana and man this boy is now a dwarf. LOL Hi Morrigan, nice kiss there.

[kevinwastaken]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

note to self-> guys really actually like stalker chicks.....

Not really...
Some of us like chicks with laughing Data cards.

[andysdead]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

note to self-> guys really actually like stalker chicks.....

i haven't had one of those in YEARS. i think i could actually appreciate her now. lol

[XOGHunter246]

Wow It did go a bit off topic! sorry i blame the booze