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[ProfGast]

Dear N7 Equipment Requisitions,

I am finding it hard to be stealthy with the new Monomolecular blade you sent me.  For some reason whenever I swing it, the blade ignites!  Please advise

N7 Shadow

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Dear N7 Fury,

Who did you steal that Quarian hood from?

N7 Destroyer 

[ndw542]

ProfGast wrote...

Dear N7 Fury,

Who did you steal that Quarian hood from?

N7 Destroyer 

Kasumi

[XXVI26]

Dear Fury,

You're smoking.

Sincerely,
Your N7 Ops Team

[XXVI26]

Double-post. Oops

Modifié par XXVI26, 20 juillet 2012 - 09:40 .

[Broganisity]

Dear N7 Demolisher

Put Dispenser Supply Pylon Here.

Sincerely,

N7 Destroyer.

[kevchy]

Dear Atlas,

Am I over here?...Or am I over there?...

Regards,
N7 Shadow

[Jzargo]

Dear N7 Paladin

Please stop pretending you're gandalf and yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Sincerely,
Your N7 spec ops team

[Shad Croly]

Dear N7 Paladin,

Your request for a personalized Omni-Shield: Circular design, multiple concentric array with star center point, blue/red/white light coloration, has been denied for the 41st time. Please refrain from submitting this request again.

- N7 Special Operatives Research and Development Department

[Jay_Hoxtatron]

Shad Croly wrote...

Dear N7 Paladin,

Your request for a personalized Omni-Shield: Circular design, multiple concentric array with star center point, blue/red/white light coloration, has been denied for the 41st time. Please refrain from submitting this request again.

- N7 Special Operatives Research and Development Department

Lol. Win.

[gethinych]

Dear N7 Equipment Requisitions,

You seem to have loaded my shoulder-mounted launcher with ping-pong balls. Pls send some actual Cobra Missiles forthwith.

N7 Destroyer

[ndw542]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

Dear enemies

Please stop dying that fast, I can hardly enjoy the fight.

Regards,
N7 Destroyer

Dear N7 Destroyer,

We're sorry, but we couldn't help it.  That N7 Demolisher found us before your Devastator-mode-slowed waddle brought you into view.  We didn't like it any more than you did.

Sincerely,
Dead enemies

[PaperAlien]

Dear enemies

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

N7 Paladin

[Computron2000]

Dear Alliance R&D,
Please come up with better missiles. I don't want to have to have wasted my time training to use a water gun. At worst, give me that glove blaster that poser, Slayer, is using.

Yours sincerely
N7 Destroyer
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Dear Destroyer,
You're not cool enough for the blaster glove

With love
N7 Slayer
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Dear N7 Slayer
Please stop carrying that sword. You're bad with it and people might think i trained in that kids course you took

Regards
N7 Shadow
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Dear N7 Shadow,
Please stop being jealous that i can teleport at the snap of my fingers.

Also, please stop running into groups of enemies and dying so i have to rescue you. Rather than doing that to get my attention, its ok for you to ask me out for a date though i might say no.

With love
N7 Slayer
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N7 Fury
*This is a computer generated signature and no reply is necessary*
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Dear HQ Command,
Please stop sending me in teams with my fellow N7 members. They seem to have all failed psychiatric evaluations

You Loyal Soldier
N7 Demolisher

Modifié par Computron2000, 20 juillet 2012 - 10:00 .

[IllusiveManJr]

Dear N7 Destroy,

Jiggly, Jiggly, Jiggly.

Sincerely,
Quarian Females

[Autumnal Skies]

Dear N7 Paladin,

Sorry for that mail slot.

Sincerely

[oXTheReverendXo]

Dear N7 Slayer,

I win.

Best Regards,
N7 Shadow

[AnimaMachinae]

Dear N7 Paladin,

This is to inform you of the failure of your Combative Biotics Training. The N7 Special Operatives Training Department recommends you use the omni-tools cryogenically inclined combat options to supplement the lack of Biotics.

- N7 Special Operatives Research and Development Department

[xSNPx ZoDiaC]

Dear N7 Shadow

I HATE YOU. DIE YOU POSER.

With love,
Phantom

[BoomDynamite]

Dear N7 Slayer,

Stop spamming Phase Disruptor. You're not me.

Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer.

[xSNPx ZoDiaC]

Dear N7 Paladin.

Can I please buy an omni-shield from you? I'll pay you my entire salary man.

Regards,
Guardian



Dear Guardian,

lol no

Sincerly,
N7 Paladin

[Mordred_Moridin]

Dear fellow N7 teammates,

This is a "pylon", not a pole and no matter how many $1 bills you throw at me I will not start dancing on it.

The N7 Demolisher

P.S.: Would whomever stole my grenades please give them back. I can make them work better than you can anyway.

[RNG God]

Dear Drell Adept,

My Trench Coat keeps on tearing when I teleport, and it's lost it's sheen that it used to have. Being the fashion expert, please advise.

Sincerely,
N7 Slayer.

[joker_jack]

Dear Drell Vanguard,

Thanks for the ballet moves

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow