++From: Operative Denny Capsin. N7 Demolitions++
++To: Alliance Requisitions Offices++
++Re: Issued Body Armor+++
Candice,
My boobs are killing me! Would you PLEASE give me the Mark IV Hadne-Kedar chest plate you'd promised after that thing with your cousin Vera in the back of that Taunka as those Krogans watched? Yeah, that thing. I recently got a Typhoon when the supply lanes reopened and it's make things a lot worse the way the plate lays on my chest. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! You're killing the girls here!!
Denny.
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#252
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 02:51
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Ragnakuna wrote...
++From: Operative Denny Capsin. N7 Demolitions++
++To: Alliance Requisitions Offices++
++Re: Issued Body Armor+++
Candice,
My boobs are killing me! Would you PLEASE give me the Mark IV Hadne-Kedar chest plate you'd promised after that thing with your cousin Vera in the back of that Taunka as those Krogans watched? Yeah, that thing. I recently got a Typhoon when the supply lanes reopened and it's make things a lot worse the way the plate lays on my chest. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! You're killing the girls here!!
Denny.
lol
#253
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 03:04
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Dear Ex-Cerberus Member (Fred)
Why are you doing this? I Loved you man? No stay away! FREDDDDDD!
Sincerely
Bill (You know, your squadmate from Cerberus for like 10 years?!?!)
Why are you doing this? I Loved you man? No stay away! FREDDDDDD!
Sincerely
Bill (You know, your squadmate from Cerberus for like 10 years?!?!)
#254
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 04:10
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The following extranet message is featured in 'Messages from the Shadow War: Telling the secret tale of the Reaper War from the letters of N7 operatives', and was sent several weeks after the Reaper invasion of Earth, the digital mail signature has been included to maintain authenticity.
Dear Dad,
I have no idea when this will get to you, but I made it off Earth. I can't say I feel too good about it, but you know what it is like. I got word that you're safe with Admiral [Redacted] and the [Redacted] Fleet. I got word from Josh and Mom, they're safe too. At least there is some good news coming out of this lousy war.
I won't say where I am now, but I need to talk about what happened in [Redacted]. We left so many behind, but we had to get our intel off world while we still could. I was there in Rio when the Reapers landed their ground forces. I can't believe how huge they are, and based on some of the footage we got from London before the feeds died, the ones we fought were on the small side.
Johnny Rico didn't make it.
We were taking those Salarian STG and Turian Black Watch fellows up to see Cristo Redentor on our down time. They came to our N7 training base in a joint species training exercise. We've been running these for months now under the orders of Admiral [Redacted]. Looking back on those drills now, it is pretty clear he was getting us ready for this Reaper war. Major [Redacted] sure got quieter after that private meeting with the Admiral back in August.
Those alien special forces are something else. [Redacted] is very quiet for a Salarian, but I like him. The Turians are hard to read, and don't really like me. That might be partially my fault as I can't tell them apart. Mixed up their names more than once. That was before Rico died saving [Redacted] at my direct orders. He'd got pinned down under some rubble after one of those Reaper destroyers blew up a hospital. Rico was covering me as I was digging [Redacted] out with my sword. We would have been swarmed by husks without Rico, but after I got [Redacted] to safety Rico was covered with them. By the time I could cut the husks down it was too late. I see that wide eyed look on his deathly pale face everytime I close my eyes.
Somehow we made it off shore to [Redacted], and there was only a light Reaper ground force on the top deck. The security detail had fallen, and the rest of the N7 forces had fallen back into the main facility. We cleared them out easy enough, but they'd hacked the main guns, cut the facilities main power source, and locked down the flight control computers. Chen, the Salarian [Redacted], and the Turian [Redacted] and I were able to hold that top deck get the main guns and power going. We got [Redacted], the Turian Rico saved, off on the first shuttle. He's still alive, but his knee was so messed up he won't be back in the war for months, if at all.
All hell broke loose once we started getting shuttles out. Out of nowhere swarms of these Batarian-looking things came spilling over the edges, we only got two shuttles off the landing pad before we were cut off with Major [Redacted]. He had some major intel on the Reapers, we had to get him and the aliens off world, but we were surrounded and the last shuttle was at least two minutes out. That's when Chen saved us. He charged up his Omni-shield, ran into the horde of Reapers and smashed them aside. He was still smashing them with his shield when the shuttle came, but he was cut off from us and we couldn't clear a path to him in time. I couldn't even seen him anymore when we touched off, the Reapers were everywhere, but I saw that orange flicker as his omni-shield failed. He bought us the time we needed to get off world. Damn. There's a whole planet of soldiers down there fighting, and I should be there with them. It kills me.
But don't worry, this soldier is going to make those Reaper bastards pay for every single life they take.
Love you Dad,
[Redacted]
Your N7 Shadow and daughter.
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby."
-Ruth E. Renkel
Dear Dad,
I have no idea when this will get to you, but I made it off Earth. I can't say I feel too good about it, but you know what it is like. I got word that you're safe with Admiral [Redacted] and the [Redacted] Fleet. I got word from Josh and Mom, they're safe too. At least there is some good news coming out of this lousy war.
I won't say where I am now, but I need to talk about what happened in [Redacted]. We left so many behind, but we had to get our intel off world while we still could. I was there in Rio when the Reapers landed their ground forces. I can't believe how huge they are, and based on some of the footage we got from London before the feeds died, the ones we fought were on the small side.
Johnny Rico didn't make it.
We were taking those Salarian STG and Turian Black Watch fellows up to see Cristo Redentor on our down time. They came to our N7 training base in a joint species training exercise. We've been running these for months now under the orders of Admiral [Redacted]. Looking back on those drills now, it is pretty clear he was getting us ready for this Reaper war. Major [Redacted] sure got quieter after that private meeting with the Admiral back in August.
Those alien special forces are something else. [Redacted] is very quiet for a Salarian, but I like him. The Turians are hard to read, and don't really like me. That might be partially my fault as I can't tell them apart. Mixed up their names more than once. That was before Rico died saving [Redacted] at my direct orders. He'd got pinned down under some rubble after one of those Reaper destroyers blew up a hospital. Rico was covering me as I was digging [Redacted] out with my sword. We would have been swarmed by husks without Rico, but after I got [Redacted] to safety Rico was covered with them. By the time I could cut the husks down it was too late. I see that wide eyed look on his deathly pale face everytime I close my eyes.
Somehow we made it off shore to [Redacted], and there was only a light Reaper ground force on the top deck. The security detail had fallen, and the rest of the N7 forces had fallen back into the main facility. We cleared them out easy enough, but they'd hacked the main guns, cut the facilities main power source, and locked down the flight control computers. Chen, the Salarian [Redacted], and the Turian [Redacted] and I were able to hold that top deck get the main guns and power going. We got [Redacted], the Turian Rico saved, off on the first shuttle. He's still alive, but his knee was so messed up he won't be back in the war for months, if at all.
All hell broke loose once we started getting shuttles out. Out of nowhere swarms of these Batarian-looking things came spilling over the edges, we only got two shuttles off the landing pad before we were cut off with Major [Redacted]. He had some major intel on the Reapers, we had to get him and the aliens off world, but we were surrounded and the last shuttle was at least two minutes out. That's when Chen saved us. He charged up his Omni-shield, ran into the horde of Reapers and smashed them aside. He was still smashing them with his shield when the shuttle came, but he was cut off from us and we couldn't clear a path to him in time. I couldn't even seen him anymore when we touched off, the Reapers were everywhere, but I saw that orange flicker as his omni-shield failed. He bought us the time we needed to get off world. Damn. There's a whole planet of soldiers down there fighting, and I should be there with them. It kills me.
But don't worry, this soldier is going to make those Reaper bastards pay for every single life they take.
Love you Dad,
[Redacted]
Your N7 Shadow and daughter.
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby."
-Ruth E. Renkel
Modifié par inko1nsiderate, 24 juillet 2012 - 04:33 .
#255
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 06:12
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Prepare for a long dialogue session, between all N7 members (In my eyes at least.)
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-=From: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
-=To: N7 Shadow Infiltrator operative, Spectre =-
Hey, if you don't mind... Can I ask you out on a date, if not cheer for you during our missions together? You're pretty attractive and I have now gotten the "quads" to do this. I hope you dont mind.
-Friend and Vanguard,
-Stryker
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-=From: N7 Shadow Infiltrator operative, Spectre =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
I wouldn't mind cheering every once in a while, but could you keep those ******-erotic fantasies to yourself, please? I'm sorry if that came out a little harsh, but keep it clean alright?
-That space ninja,
-Spectre
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-=From: N7 Demolisher Engineer operative, Longsword =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
Ouch, I've heard from the others about your "attempt" to "hook up" with Spectre. I'm sorry bout your cause and I'll be here to cheer you up or if you just want to talk. I hope this clears up before the next operation.
-Your friendly neighborhood engineer,
-Longsword
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-=From: N7 Destroyer Soldier operative, Brick =-
-=To:: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
Hahahaha! Somfe one goot shhot down prtty hard. I ap[loghize for the msy texct, the kefyboard is too small;
-LUO
-Brickz
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-=From: N7 Paladin Sentinel operative, Knight =-
-=To; N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
I'm sorry for the way Brick is acting. I love the way he is being a complete dick. /sarcasm
More to the point, me and my girlfriend Longsword, have heard about your little incident. We are here to help you in your troubles, N7. I hope we are of service, fellow operative, and most importantly, friend.
-The paladin in shining armor,
-Knight
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-=From: N7 Fury Adept operative, Nightingale =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
Grief has been cause here.. Word among our little band has spread to us, and only us. I'm kind of asking nervous of asking you a question, but... I hope to help you with some words of wisdom or something of that calibre. We'll talk in private, if you don't mind.
-Light on their feet,
-Nightingale
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-=From: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
-=To: N7 Fury, Paladin, Demolisher operatives, Nightingale, Longsword, Knight =-
Thanks for the moral support. This N7 has some higher spirits now! Again thanks for the support guys. I wouldn't be able to do anything without you N7's.
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-= CMD- Separate Message FWD recipient: N7 Fury Adept operative, Nightingale =-
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Well, Nightingale, if you feel that way, I guess this can work! Just make sure you turn down the 'field' of yours before we meet! *Winking face*
-Friend and Vanguard,
-Stryker
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-=From: N7 Shadow Infiltrator operative, Spectre =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
I apologize for how much grief I have caused, my fellow N7 and brother. I have heard of our little "mishap" get spilled in our little clan here, how? [...] I'm guessing unsecure channels, but If it'll make you feel better, I'll give you a peck on the cheek.
-That space ninja
-Spectre
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-=From: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker
-To: All N7 operatives in N7 Group; Echo 157 - Light division
See you space cowboy.
-Friend and Vanguard
-Stryker
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-= CMD- Separate Message FWD recipient: N7 Fury Adept operative, Nightingale =-
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Well, our relationship is good now. (Between Me and Spectre - No hard feelings for each other) I hope for us to be quite interesting. Keep me updated, my sweet.
-XoXo
-Stryker
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-=From: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
-=To: N7 Shadow Infiltrator operative, Spectre =-
Hey, if you don't mind... Can I ask you out on a date, if not cheer for you during our missions together? You're pretty attractive and I have now gotten the "quads" to do this. I hope you dont mind.
-Friend and Vanguard,
-Stryker
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-=From: N7 Shadow Infiltrator operative, Spectre =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
I wouldn't mind cheering every once in a while, but could you keep those ******-erotic fantasies to yourself, please? I'm sorry if that came out a little harsh, but keep it clean alright?
-That space ninja,
-Spectre
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-=From: N7 Demolisher Engineer operative, Longsword =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
Ouch, I've heard from the others about your "attempt" to "hook up" with Spectre. I'm sorry bout your cause and I'll be here to cheer you up or if you just want to talk. I hope this clears up before the next operation.
-Your friendly neighborhood engineer,
-Longsword
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-=From: N7 Destroyer Soldier operative, Brick =-
-=To:: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
Hahahaha! Somfe one goot shhot down prtty hard. I ap[loghize for the msy texct, the kefyboard is too small;
-LUO
-Brickz
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-=From: N7 Paladin Sentinel operative, Knight =-
-=To; N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
I'm sorry for the way Brick is acting. I love the way he is being a complete dick. /sarcasm
More to the point, me and my girlfriend Longsword, have heard about your little incident. We are here to help you in your troubles, N7. I hope we are of service, fellow operative, and most importantly, friend.
-The paladin in shining armor,
-Knight
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-=From: N7 Fury Adept operative, Nightingale =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
Grief has been cause here.. Word among our little band has spread to us, and only us. I'm kind of asking nervous of asking you a question, but... I hope to help you with some words of wisdom or something of that calibre. We'll talk in private, if you don't mind.
-Light on their feet,
-Nightingale
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-=From: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
-=To: N7 Fury, Paladin, Demolisher operatives, Nightingale, Longsword, Knight =-
Thanks for the moral support. This N7 has some higher spirits now! Again thanks for the support guys. I wouldn't be able to do anything without you N7's.
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-= CMD- Separate Message FWD recipient: N7 Fury Adept operative, Nightingale =-
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Well, Nightingale, if you feel that way, I guess this can work! Just make sure you turn down the 'field' of yours before we meet! *Winking face*
-Friend and Vanguard,
-Stryker
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-=From: N7 Shadow Infiltrator operative, Spectre =-
-=To: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker =-
I apologize for how much grief I have caused, my fellow N7 and brother. I have heard of our little "mishap" get spilled in our little clan here, how? [...] I'm guessing unsecure channels, but If it'll make you feel better, I'll give you a peck on the cheek.
-That space ninja
-Spectre
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-=From: N7 Slayer Vanguard operative, Stryker
-To: All N7 operatives in N7 Group; Echo 157 - Light division
See you space cowboy.
-Friend and Vanguard
-Stryker
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-= CMD- Separate Message FWD recipient: N7 Fury Adept operative, Nightingale =-
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Well, our relationship is good now. (Between Me and Spectre - No hard feelings for each other) I hope for us to be quite interesting. Keep me updated, my sweet.
-XoXo
-Stryker
#256
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 06:21
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#257
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 07:27
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Dear Admiral Hackett,
What is with all of these new N7? From what I recall, we were never trained in the use of katanas or given omni-tool riot shields. And why are there so many of them? I thought Vega was a fluke, but are they just putting any marine in hoods and Cerberus armor and giving them biotic implants, then promoting them all the way to N7?
And what about these "N7 spec ops"? Why do all these alien races want to be part of a group imitating the highest Alliance Marine designation? When did N7 become this exclusive group that everyone wants into? I've been an actual N7 for a while and haven't had access to half the resources and equipment they have had. Decent assault shotguns? Light machine guns? Why don't I get an arc flamethrower and an automatic Mattock rifle?
With all due respect,
Commander Shepard
What is with all of these new N7? From what I recall, we were never trained in the use of katanas or given omni-tool riot shields. And why are there so many of them? I thought Vega was a fluke, but are they just putting any marine in hoods and Cerberus armor and giving them biotic implants, then promoting them all the way to N7?
And what about these "N7 spec ops"? Why do all these alien races want to be part of a group imitating the highest Alliance Marine designation? When did N7 become this exclusive group that everyone wants into? I've been an actual N7 for a while and haven't had access to half the resources and equipment they have had. Decent assault shotguns? Light machine guns? Why don't I get an arc flamethrower and an automatic Mattock rifle?
With all due respect,
Commander Shepard
#258
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 08:28
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Apologies to Valve.
Not really. Pyro is best mercenary!
OPEN:
Cerberus Atlas Pilot: I fear no man....but...that thing...it scares me...
CUT TO:
Heavily armored boots steadily walking through war torn debris, crushing a Phantom blade, kicking aside spent thermal clips.
CUT TO:
Cerberus Centurion: No!..I'm not talking about that freak....HE'S NOT HERE IS HE HOW DO I GET THIS ****ING THING OFF!?
SNAP TO:
Firebase Rio, burning as a darkened figure triumphantly stands before it, seething with rage and madness.
CUT TO:
The Illusive Man: I shudder to think of the madness within that monster, the unending violence and cruelty....
MORPH TO DESTROYER'S POV:
CUE MUSIC: "Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?"
DESTROYER LAUGHS AS HE SPRAYS RAINBOWS AT EVERYTHING FROM HIS RAINBOW-MAKER-5000 (N7 TYPHOON) TURNING THEM INTO PONIES AND UNICORNS (OH GOD BULLETS EVERYWHERE).
MUSIC: "How the music can free her, whenever it starts? And it's magic, if the music is groovy. It makes you feel happy like an old time movie."
DESTROYER SEES A BABY-CENTURION RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, HE GRABS UP A GIANT TOOTSIE ROLL AND SPRINTS TOWARDS BABY-CENTURION, AND AS HE BRINGS THE CANDY TO THE BABY-
MUSIC: "I'll tell ya about the magic, it'll free your soul, but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock n roll!"
CUT TO REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER IS BRUTALLY CURB STOMPING THE CENTURION.
DESTROYER SEES A PHANTOM-BABY RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, EAGERLY LOOKING FOR HUGS!
MUSIC: "If you believe in magic, don't bother to choose, if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues!"
THE DESTROYER BLOWS THE PHANTOM A BARRAGE OF KISSES!
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER IS FIRING A PIRANHA AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN INTO THE PHANTOM.
MUSIC: "Just go and listen, it'll start with a smile! It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try!"
DESTROYER SEES A LARGE GROUP OF BABY TROOPERS AND CENTURIONS PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO IN A SMALL, ENCLOSED BUILDING!
MUSIC: "Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find, how you got there so just blow your mind!"
DESTROYER WANTS TO SHOWER THEM WITH RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP!
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER, STANDING IN A DOORWAY, FIRING HIS TYPHOON INTO A SMALL ROOM FULL OF CERBERUS OPERATIVES.
CUT TO:
DESTROYER HAPPILY SKIPPING ALONG, SPRAYING RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP AT ALL THE PONIES AND UNICORNS!
MUSIC: If you believe in magic, come along with me! We'll dance until morning, just you and me! And maybe, if the music is right, I'll meet ya tomorrow, so late at night!"
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER WALKS STEADILY, FIRING ENDLESSLY FROM HIS TYPHOON, STOPPING ONLY TO RELOAD. RIO BURNS BEHIND HIM AND THE SCREAMS OF THE DYING ONLY ADD TO THE ORCHESTRA OF SUFFERING AND MADNESS.
A WOUNDED NEMESIS SNIPER, TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS SAFETY, GRABS THE DESTROYER'S LEG.
THE NEMESIS SNIPER LOOKS UP, PLEADING FOR MERCY, FOR PITY, FOR ANYTHING BUT WHAT IS ABOUT TO COME.
"Brapraprrrrpraprrr."
THE DESTROYER LOOKS DOWN AND SPRAYS A RAINBOW INTO THE NEMESIS! MADE OF MAGIC AND FRIENDSHIP!
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOM-BOM-BOM-BRRRRRRRRRR!
MUSIC: "Believe in the magic in a young girl's soul..."
Not really. Pyro is best mercenary!
OPEN:
Cerberus Atlas Pilot: I fear no man....but...that thing...it scares me...
CUT TO:
Heavily armored boots steadily walking through war torn debris, crushing a Phantom blade, kicking aside spent thermal clips.
CUT TO:
Cerberus Centurion: No!..I'm not talking about that freak....HE'S NOT HERE IS HE HOW DO I GET THIS ****ING THING OFF!?
SNAP TO:
Firebase Rio, burning as a darkened figure triumphantly stands before it, seething with rage and madness.
CUT TO:
The Illusive Man: I shudder to think of the madness within that monster, the unending violence and cruelty....
MORPH TO DESTROYER'S POV:
CUE MUSIC: "Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?"
DESTROYER LAUGHS AS HE SPRAYS RAINBOWS AT EVERYTHING FROM HIS RAINBOW-MAKER-5000 (N7 TYPHOON) TURNING THEM INTO PONIES AND UNICORNS (OH GOD BULLETS EVERYWHERE).
MUSIC: "How the music can free her, whenever it starts? And it's magic, if the music is groovy. It makes you feel happy like an old time movie."
DESTROYER SEES A BABY-CENTURION RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, HE GRABS UP A GIANT TOOTSIE ROLL AND SPRINTS TOWARDS BABY-CENTURION, AND AS HE BRINGS THE CANDY TO THE BABY-
MUSIC: "I'll tell ya about the magic, it'll free your soul, but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock n roll!"
CUT TO REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER IS BRUTALLY CURB STOMPING THE CENTURION.
DESTROYER SEES A PHANTOM-BABY RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, EAGERLY LOOKING FOR HUGS!
MUSIC: "If you believe in magic, don't bother to choose, if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues!"
THE DESTROYER BLOWS THE PHANTOM A BARRAGE OF KISSES!
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER IS FIRING A PIRANHA AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN INTO THE PHANTOM.
MUSIC: "Just go and listen, it'll start with a smile! It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try!"
DESTROYER SEES A LARGE GROUP OF BABY TROOPERS AND CENTURIONS PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO IN A SMALL, ENCLOSED BUILDING!
MUSIC: "Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find, how you got there so just blow your mind!"
DESTROYER WANTS TO SHOWER THEM WITH RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP!
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER, STANDING IN A DOORWAY, FIRING HIS TYPHOON INTO A SMALL ROOM FULL OF CERBERUS OPERATIVES.
CUT TO:
DESTROYER HAPPILY SKIPPING ALONG, SPRAYING RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP AT ALL THE PONIES AND UNICORNS!
MUSIC: If you believe in magic, come along with me! We'll dance until morning, just you and me! And maybe, if the music is right, I'll meet ya tomorrow, so late at night!"
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER WALKS STEADILY, FIRING ENDLESSLY FROM HIS TYPHOON, STOPPING ONLY TO RELOAD. RIO BURNS BEHIND HIM AND THE SCREAMS OF THE DYING ONLY ADD TO THE ORCHESTRA OF SUFFERING AND MADNESS.
A WOUNDED NEMESIS SNIPER, TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS SAFETY, GRABS THE DESTROYER'S LEG.
THE NEMESIS SNIPER LOOKS UP, PLEADING FOR MERCY, FOR PITY, FOR ANYTHING BUT WHAT IS ABOUT TO COME.
"Brapraprrrrpraprrr."
THE DESTROYER LOOKS DOWN AND SPRAYS A RAINBOW INTO THE NEMESIS! MADE OF MAGIC AND FRIENDSHIP!
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOM-BOM-BOM-BRRRRRRRRRR!
MUSIC: "Believe in the magic in a young girl's soul..."
Modifié par bob2.0, 24 juillet 2012 - 08:43 .
#259
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 11:10
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Dany164 wrote...
Dear N7 Fury
I still have the cooler biotics
Sincerely,
Cerberus adept, Why you hatin
Dear Cerby,
Why don't you get over here, real close and try saying that again?
Sincerely,
N7 Fury
#260
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 11:28
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Dear N7 Team
I shimmer through 15 foot concrete walls.
PS Woot
Love and Destruction, Fury
I shimmer through 15 foot concrete walls.
PS Woot
Love and Destruction, Fury
#261
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 11:37
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bob2.0 wrote...
Apologies to Valve.
Not really. Pyro is best mercenary!
OPEN:
Cerberus Atlas Pilot: I fear no man....but...that thing...it scares me...
CUT TO:
Heavily armored boots steadily walking through war torn debris, crushing a Phantom blade, kicking aside spent thermal clips.
CUT TO:
Cerberus Centurion: No!..I'm not talking about that freak....HE'S NOT HERE IS HE HOW DO I GET THIS ****ING THING OFF!?
SNAP TO:
Firebase Rio, burning as a darkened figure triumphantly stands before it, seething with rage and madness.
CUT TO:
The Illusive Man: I shudder to think of the madness within that monster, the unending violence and cruelty....
MORPH TO DESTROYER'S POV:
CUE MUSIC: "Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?"
DESTROYER LAUGHS AS HE SPRAYS RAINBOWS AT EVERYTHING FROM HIS RAINBOW-MAKER-5000 (N7 TYPHOON) TURNING THEM INTO PONIES AND UNICORNS (OH GOD BULLETS EVERYWHERE).
MUSIC: "How the music can free her, whenever it starts? And it's magic, if the music is groovy. It makes you feel happy like an old time movie."
DESTROYER SEES A BABY-CENTURION RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, HE GRABS UP A GIANT TOOTSIE ROLL AND SPRINTS TOWARDS BABY-CENTURION, AND AS HE BRINGS THE CANDY TO THE BABY-
MUSIC: "I'll tell ya about the magic, it'll free your soul, but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock n roll!"
CUT TO REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER IS BRUTALLY CURB STOMPING THE CENTURION.
DESTROYER SEES A PHANTOM-BABY RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, EAGERLY LOOKING FOR HUGS!
MUSIC: "If you believe in magic, don't bother to choose, if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues!"
THE DESTROYER BLOWS THE PHANTOM A BARRAGE OF KISSES!
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER IS FIRING A PIRANHA AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN INTO THE PHANTOM.
MUSIC: "Just go and listen, it'll start with a smile! It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try!"
DESTROYER SEES A LARGE GROUP OF BABY TROOPERS AND CENTURIONS PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO IN A SMALL, ENCLOSED BUILDING!
MUSIC: "Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find, how you got there so just blow your mind!"
DESTROYER WANTS TO SHOWER THEM WITH RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP!
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER, STANDING IN A DOORWAY, FIRING HIS TYPHOON INTO A SMALL ROOM FULL OF CERBERUS OPERATIVES.
CUT TO:
DESTROYER HAPPILY SKIPPING ALONG, SPRAYING RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP AT ALL THE PONIES AND UNICORNS!
MUSIC: If you believe in magic, come along with me! We'll dance until morning, just you and me! And maybe, if the music is right, I'll meet ya tomorrow, so late at night!"
REAL WORLD: THE DESTROYER WALKS STEADILY, FIRING ENDLESSLY FROM HIS TYPHOON, STOPPING ONLY TO RELOAD. RIO BURNS BEHIND HIM AND THE SCREAMS OF THE DYING ONLY ADD TO THE ORCHESTRA OF SUFFERING AND MADNESS.
A WOUNDED NEMESIS SNIPER, TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS SAFETY, GRABS THE DESTROYER'S LEG.
THE NEMESIS SNIPER LOOKS UP, PLEADING FOR MERCY, FOR PITY, FOR ANYTHING BUT WHAT IS ABOUT TO COME.
"Brapraprrrrpraprrr."
THE DESTROYER LOOKS DOWN AND SPRAYS A RAINBOW INTO THE NEMESIS! MADE OF MAGIC AND FRIENDSHIP!
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOM-BOM-BOM-BRRRRRRRRRR!
MUSIC: "Believe in the magic in a young girl's soul..."
SO MUCH WIN!
(Also Scout>Pyro)
#263
Posté 25 juillet 2012 - 07:30
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This thread wins. Shameless bump.
#264
Posté 25 juillet 2012 - 09:59
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inko1nsiderate wrote...
The following extranet message is featured in 'Messages from the Shadow War: Telling the secret tale of the Reaper War from the letters of N7 operatives', and was sent several weeks after the Reaper invasion of Earth, the digital mail signature has been included to maintain authenticity.
Dear Dad,
I have no idea when this will get to you, but I made it off Earth. I can't say I feel too good about it, but you know what it is like. I got word that you're safe with Admiral [Redacted] and the [Redacted] Fleet. I got word from Josh and Mom, they're safe too. At least there is some good news coming out of this lousy war.
I won't say where I am now, but I need to talk about what happened in [Redacted]. We left so many behind, but we had to get our intel off world while we still could. I was there in Rio when the Reapers landed their ground forces. I can't believe how huge they are, and based on some of the footage we got from London before the feeds died, the ones we fought were on the small side.
Johnny Rico didn't make it.
We were taking those Salarian STG and Turian Black Watch fellows up to see Cristo Redentor on our down time. They came to our N7 training base in a joint species training exercise. We've been running these for months now under the orders of Admiral [Redacted]. Looking back on those drills now, it is pretty clear he was getting us ready for this Reaper war. Major [Redacted] sure got quieter after that private meeting with the Admiral back in August.
Those alien special forces are something else. [Redacted] is very quiet for a Salarian, but I like him. The Turians are hard to read, and don't really like me. That might be partially my fault as I can't tell them apart. Mixed up their names more than once. That was before Rico died saving [Redacted] at my direct orders. He'd got pinned down under some rubble after one of those Reaper destroyers blew up a hospital. Rico was covering me as I was digging [Redacted] out with my sword. We would have been swarmed by husks without Rico, but after I got [Redacted] to safety Rico was covered with them. By the time I could cut the husks down it was too late. I see that wide eyed look on his deathly pale face everytime I close my eyes.
Somehow we made it off shore to [Redacted], and there was only a light Reaper ground force on the top deck. The security detail had fallen, and the rest of the N7 forces had fallen back into the main facility. We cleared them out easy enough, but they'd hacked the main guns, cut the facilities main power source, and locked down the flight control computers. Chen, the Salarian [Redacted], and the Turian [Redacted] and I were able to hold that top deck get the main guns and power going. We got [Redacted], the Turian Rico saved, off on the first shuttle. He's still alive, but his knee was so messed up he won't be back in the war for months, if at all.
All hell broke loose once we started getting shuttles out. Out of nowhere swarms of these Batarian-looking things came spilling over the edges, we only got two shuttles off the landing pad before we were cut off with Major [Redacted]. He had some major intel on the Reapers, we had to get him and the aliens off world, but we were surrounded and the last shuttle was at least two minutes out. That's when Chen saved us. He charged up his Omni-shield, ran into the horde of Reapers and smashed them aside. He was still smashing them with his shield when the shuttle came, but he was cut off from us and we couldn't clear a path to him in time. I couldn't even seen him anymore when we touched off, the Reapers were everywhere, but I saw that orange flicker as his omni-shield failed. He bought us the time we needed to get off world. Damn. There's a whole planet of soldiers down there fighting, and I should be there with them. It kills me.
But don't worry, this soldier is going to make those Reaper bastards pay for every single life they take.
Love you Dad,
[Redacted]
Your N7 Shadow and daughter.
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby."
-Ruth E. Renkel
Very nice bit of fanfic with a different tone from the other letters. Nice touch with the exchange program of special operatives with the little bits of characterization here and there. A salarian (I assume STG) that doesn't talk? Nice.
Although it does make me wonder if the military would actually allow such a piece to come out during wartime, especially with the correspondences of special operatives. I'd imagine whole paragraphs would have to be blacked out, making the letter essentially unintelligible, unless the timeline for this very cool imaginative piece was well after the end of the Reaper War.
#265
Posté 25 juillet 2012 - 10:09
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Dear N7 Destroyer,
No more grenades from
my supply pylon
Sincerely,
N7 Demolisher
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To: Geth R&D supply
From: Alliance human infiltrator
Where the hell is my Javlin!
Sincerely,
Human Infiltrator
No more grenades from
my supply pylon
Sincerely,
N7 Demolisher
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To: Geth R&D supply
From: Alliance human infiltrator
Where the hell is my Javlin!
Sincerely,
Human Infiltrator
Modifié par DemonXaph, 25 juillet 2012 - 10:14 .
#266
Posté 25 juillet 2012 - 11:12
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Dear N7 Slayer
Look, it was funny the first time but now it is getting old. As an official N7 operative, you should be setting the example to the other vanguards. Leave the flying to the pilots.
Sincerely,
Shuttle Pilot.
PS: If insist on continuing with these antics, might I suggest you stay out of my flight pattern? At the speeds I fly at. Well, let's just say I'm better armored than you and this isn't a fight you will win.
Look, it was funny the first time but now it is getting old. As an official N7 operative, you should be setting the example to the other vanguards. Leave the flying to the pilots.
Sincerely,
Shuttle Pilot.
PS: If insist on continuing with these antics, might I suggest you stay out of my flight pattern? At the speeds I fly at. Well, let's just say I'm better armored than you and this isn't a fight you will win.
Modifié par SquirrelWiz, 25 juillet 2012 - 11:13 .
#267
Posté 29 juillet 2012 - 05:19
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SquirrelWiz wrote...
Dear N7 Slayer
Look, it was funny the first time but now it is getting old. As an official N7 operative, you should be setting the example to the other vanguards. Leave the flying to the pilots.
Sincerely,
Shuttle Pilot.
PS: If insist on continuing with these antics, might I suggest you stay out of my flight pattern? At the speeds I fly at. Well, let's just say I'm better armored than you and this isn't a fight you will win.
Dear Shuttle pilot:
Come at me bro, i'm sure u will like me heavy meleeing you in your cabin
Sincerely yours, N7 Slater
#268
Posté 31 juillet 2012 - 01:13
apascone
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Dear N7 Destroyer,
It's MY supply pylon! MINE!!STAY AWAY!!! I'm not sharing!! It's mine all mine.
Wishing you the best
N7 Demolisher
It's MY supply pylon! MINE!!STAY AWAY!!! I'm not sharing!! It's mine all mine.
Wishing you the best
N7 Demolisher
#269
Posté 01 août 2012 - 03:54
Dark Satris
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from: N7 destroyer ,Graven
to: N7 paladin, Cratix
hey Crat, nice shield, to bad you can't move with it
ps: could you ask Miyajii to help me out ammo wise? the typhoon's clips run out too quick
to: N7 paladin, Cratix
hey Crat, nice shield, to bad you can't move with it
ps: could you ask Miyajii to help me out ammo wise? the typhoon's clips run out too quick
#270
Posté 01 août 2012 - 05:17
x-C-O-W-B-O-Y-x
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Dear N7 Weapons Systems Integration Team,
On behalf of the entire N7 Destroyer corps, I am formally requesting we rescind the consulting contract with Hammer Industries forthwith. After extensive field testing of the "Ex-Wife" shoulder fired missile launcher, we find the results to be as useful as a shoulder mounted Super Soaker. In fact, please look into the viability of integrating said Super Soaker into our shoulder weapon system as it may prove to be of some use on our enemies with electrical circuitry.
Sincerely,
The N7 Destroyer Corps
On behalf of the entire N7 Destroyer corps, I am formally requesting we rescind the consulting contract with Hammer Industries forthwith. After extensive field testing of the "Ex-Wife" shoulder fired missile launcher, we find the results to be as useful as a shoulder mounted Super Soaker. In fact, please look into the viability of integrating said Super Soaker into our shoulder weapon system as it may prove to be of some use on our enemies with electrical circuitry.
Sincerely,
The N7 Destroyer Corps
#271
Posté 01 août 2012 - 05:28
Liddycoat
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Dear Platinum,
Checkmate.
Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer
Checkmate.
Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer
#272
Posté 01 août 2012 - 05:56
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Dear Grenade,
Lol.
Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer
Lol.
Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer
#273
Posté 01 août 2012 - 07:10
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Attn: Sgt. Lewis c/o N7 Recruiting Office, Jupiter Valley Mall
Re: A small concern...
Dear Sgt. Lewis,
I believe that you overlooked a small detail during the conversation we had which ultimately convinced me to join N7. Perhaps one of the disclosure pages was accidentally left out of my application.
It seems that it was never made clear to me that my unit would be at the mercy of a bunch of pencil pushing desk jockeys with authority to order downgrades for both my N7 Typhoon & my T5-V Battlesuit!
I knew I had made a huge mistake the moment I saw that Shoulder Mounted Missile Launcher blindly spit what I'm certain were bottle rockets while somehow effectively doubling the weight of my "protective" armor. Thus leaving me nearly unable to crawl desperately away from the first swarmer that crosses my path.
If you thought that I would have declined your offer had you mentioned those facts - you thought right sir! But meeting a quota is no excuse for such deception.
I will be contacting my lawyer, that is IF I even make it back from Rio.
At least I still have my Piranha, with it I may still have a chance.
How do you sleep at night?
PFC Jones
N7 Destroyer (for now)
Re: A small concern...
Dear Sgt. Lewis,
I believe that you overlooked a small detail during the conversation we had which ultimately convinced me to join N7. Perhaps one of the disclosure pages was accidentally left out of my application.
It seems that it was never made clear to me that my unit would be at the mercy of a bunch of pencil pushing desk jockeys with authority to order downgrades for both my N7 Typhoon & my T5-V Battlesuit!
I knew I had made a huge mistake the moment I saw that Shoulder Mounted Missile Launcher blindly spit what I'm certain were bottle rockets while somehow effectively doubling the weight of my "protective" armor. Thus leaving me nearly unable to crawl desperately away from the first swarmer that crosses my path.
If you thought that I would have declined your offer had you mentioned those facts - you thought right sir! But meeting a quota is no excuse for such deception.
I will be contacting my lawyer, that is IF I even make it back from Rio.
At least I still have my Piranha, with it I may still have a chance.
How do you sleep at night?
PFC Jones
N7 Destroyer (for now)
Modifié par xx DJ ONE xx, 01 août 2012 - 07:11 .
#274
Posté 01 août 2012 - 11:08
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2Shepards wrote...
Dear N7 Team
I shimmer through 15 foot concrete walls.
PS Woot
Love and Destruction, Fury
Dear N7 Fury
you
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aren't
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the
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only
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who
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can
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friggin
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teleport
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Satris, N7 slayer
#275
Posté 02 août 2012 - 04:47
WardenShepard
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Dear other N7 members,
DEVASTATOR MODE ENGAGED!!Just to let you know.
From,
N7 Destroyer
To N7 Shadow,
Please stop holding your flaming/ electrical sword to your face while being cloaked. It's like a giant neon sign alerting everyone to your position. I know it looks cool but I'm pretty sure you are melting your brain.
From,
Alliance High Command
To N7 Fury,
GET UP N7 !!
From,
Rest of the N7 Team
DEVASTATOR MODE ENGAGED!!Just to let you know.
From,
N7 Destroyer
To N7 Shadow,
Please stop holding your flaming/ electrical sword to your face while being cloaked. It's like a giant neon sign alerting everyone to your position. I know it looks cool but I'm pretty sure you are melting your brain.
From,
Alliance High Command
To N7 Fury,
GET UP N7 !!
From,
Rest of the N7 Team
Modifié par WardenShepard, 13 août 2012 - 07:18 .
