From: N7 Shadow
To: Cerberus Phantom number 5 stationed at Firebase Glacier
Don't you wish you could teleport behind enemies?
Sincerely,
The person that just took your credits and put a "kick me" sign on your back
From: Cerberus Phantom 5 at Firebase Glacier
To: Alliance Command
I know the N7 operatives have better tech than me, but could you please recruit more mature members to your N7 Shadow program?
PS: From now on I will no longer be carrying credits in my wallet when I go into battle.
Letters by N7 Operatives
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ProfGast
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#277
Posté 02 août 2012 - 05:35
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Dear Sgt. Manfred.
Often in class at the warfare training academy you stated how important it was to only show mercy when it is warrented, but to kill without mercy when there was no other choice. I followed this advice to the letter, killing everything that moved. until 5 days ago. I would like to share what happened.
We landed on firebase glacier to take it back from a insurgent force of cerberus operatives. The battle was long and fierce, but the team prevailed. All except glarfh, the vorcha soldier we were training, He took a submachinegun blast to the face, and expired before we could reach him.
I was quite upset at the loss, because he was so good at shining my shoes, and sometimes reminded me of pinko, That pug i found on earth that had half his face burned off. While checking the bodies for intelligence i noticed movement form one of the cerberus soldiers, seems he survived a concussive shot to the chest. I leveled my weapon and advanced, feeling the urge to rip off his helmet and look into his face before i blew his head off. For Glatfh, i thought and ripped off his helmet.
Guy couldn't have been more than 15 years old. He was crying, lamenting the loss of someone named manerva. Something just came over me at that moment. I no longer saw a Glarfh murdering cerberus soldier, I saw someones little brother, some mothers son, Someone who should still be in school. I couldn't do it.
I turned and just walked away.
The litttle bastard shot me in the ass!
As I lay here on my stomach at huerta memorial with half my ass cheak still on noveria, I have come to realize that mercy is for the weak, and it sucks not to be able to sit down.
God speed,
Private Charles Franklin,
Or as the squad now Refers to me...Half Cheak Charlie.
Often in class at the warfare training academy you stated how important it was to only show mercy when it is warrented, but to kill without mercy when there was no other choice. I followed this advice to the letter, killing everything that moved. until 5 days ago. I would like to share what happened.
We landed on firebase glacier to take it back from a insurgent force of cerberus operatives. The battle was long and fierce, but the team prevailed. All except glarfh, the vorcha soldier we were training, He took a submachinegun blast to the face, and expired before we could reach him.
I was quite upset at the loss, because he was so good at shining my shoes, and sometimes reminded me of pinko, That pug i found on earth that had half his face burned off. While checking the bodies for intelligence i noticed movement form one of the cerberus soldiers, seems he survived a concussive shot to the chest. I leveled my weapon and advanced, feeling the urge to rip off his helmet and look into his face before i blew his head off. For Glatfh, i thought and ripped off his helmet.
Guy couldn't have been more than 15 years old. He was crying, lamenting the loss of someone named manerva. Something just came over me at that moment. I no longer saw a Glarfh murdering cerberus soldier, I saw someones little brother, some mothers son, Someone who should still be in school. I couldn't do it.
I turned and just walked away.
The litttle bastard shot me in the ass!
As I lay here on my stomach at huerta memorial with half my ass cheak still on noveria, I have come to realize that mercy is for the weak, and it sucks not to be able to sit down.
God speed,
Private Charles Franklin,
Or as the squad now Refers to me...Half Cheak Charlie.
#278
Posté 02 août 2012 - 06:54
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To: Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Rannoch
The war goes well. I know that it seems strange to say such a thing when so many are dying or being taken by the Reapers, or for any of us who have lost our ships to think in such terms, but still.
Since Shepard brokered the peace between our people and the geth, I have seen so much that I never would have thought possible. Vorcha fighting alongside turians, batarians with humans, quarians side-by-side with geth? Or a mere technician's assistant barely out of her pilgrimage who had barely ever held a gun becoming not just a soldier, but an honored one? For all yoru efforts toward peace in the past, Admiral, I think you would be proud of me now.
My squad are to depart for Earth soon, Admiral, so that I can help repay the debt we owe to Shepard for the liberation of our homeworld in kind. If I never see you again - if these are my last words to you - I want you to know that I am now and shall ever be proud that you accepted me on your flagship when I returned from pilgrimage. And I will do my best to make you proud of me in return.
Keelah se'lai,
Kara'Zorael vas Quib Quib
The war goes well. I know that it seems strange to say such a thing when so many are dying or being taken by the Reapers, or for any of us who have lost our ships to think in such terms, but still.
Since Shepard brokered the peace between our people and the geth, I have seen so much that I never would have thought possible. Vorcha fighting alongside turians, batarians with humans, quarians side-by-side with geth? Or a mere technician's assistant barely out of her pilgrimage who had barely ever held a gun becoming not just a soldier, but an honored one? For all yoru efforts toward peace in the past, Admiral, I think you would be proud of me now.
My squad are to depart for Earth soon, Admiral, so that I can help repay the debt we owe to Shepard for the liberation of our homeworld in kind. If I never see you again - if these are my last words to you - I want you to know that I am now and shall ever be proud that you accepted me on your flagship when I returned from pilgrimage. And I will do my best to make you proud of me in return.
Keelah se'lai,
Kara'Zorael vas Quib Quib
#279
Posté 02 août 2012 - 07:33
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To: N7 Shadow
From N7 Slayer
You know, we never did finish our match to find out who was better with a sword, we should hold a tie breaker back in my room. My reach vs your flexibility.
With Love, N7 Slayer.
From N7 Slayer
You know, we never did finish our match to find out who was better with a sword, we should hold a tie breaker back in my room. My reach vs your flexibility.
With Love, N7 Slayer.
#280
Posté 02 août 2012 - 08:38
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To: N7 Paladin Operatives
From: Alliance Human Resources
To all whom it may concern,
This is a preemptive word of warning to all members of the N7 Paladin training program and graduates thereof:
The Alliance Research and Development Department's latest Cryogenic "Snap Freeze" Omni-Tool upgrades are no excuse to start acting like you are Detective Comic's "Mr. Freeze", and especially not the Arnold Schwarzenegger version. We've started receiving performance complaints on this by your fellow N7 Operatives and would like to end this before it gets out of hand.
From: Alliance Human Resources
To all whom it may concern,
This is a preemptive word of warning to all members of the N7 Paladin training program and graduates thereof:
The Alliance Research and Development Department's latest Cryogenic "Snap Freeze" Omni-Tool upgrades are no excuse to start acting like you are Detective Comic's "Mr. Freeze", and especially not the Arnold Schwarzenegger version. We've started receiving performance complaints on this by your fellow N7 Operatives and would like to end this before it gets out of hand.
#281
Posté 02 août 2012 - 12:12
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Dear N7 Slayer,
Could you stop jumping a hundred feet into the air repeatedly and stop digging your way to China with your feet?
Sincerely, Everyone
Could you stop jumping a hundred feet into the air repeatedly and stop digging your way to China with your feet?
Sincerely, Everyone
#282
Posté 02 août 2012 - 12:18
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Dear Alliance Maintenance,
Please fix all the Typhoons you broke and made useless the last Tuesday. I find it hard now to do what I'm supposed to - protect the galaxy from reapers. I sincerely ask you to fix them as soon as possible,or you will be dead in several weeks.
Still faithfully yours
Destroyer-class N7 operative Leutenant Karpen.
Please fix all the Typhoons you broke and made useless the last Tuesday. I find it hard now to do what I'm supposed to - protect the galaxy from reapers. I sincerely ask you to fix them as soon as possible,or you will be dead in several weeks.
Still faithfully yours
Destroyer-class N7 operative Leutenant Karpen.
#283
Posté 02 août 2012 - 12:23
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Shad Croly wrote...
To: N7 Paladin Operatives
From: Alliance Human Resources
To all whom it may concern,
This is a preemptive word of warning to all members of the N7 Paladin training program and graduates thereof:
The Alliance Research and Development Department's latest Cryogenic "Snap Freeze" Omni-Tool upgrades are no excuse to start acting like you are Detective Comic's "Mr. Freeze", and especially not the Arnold Schwarzenegger version. We've started receiving performance complaints on this by your fellow N7 Operatives and would like to end this before it gets out of hand.
I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas. You're not sending ME to the COOLER!
Er ... Let's kick some ice!
Er, er ... sorry. I'll try to get some help.
Yours,
#284
Posté 07 août 2012 - 05:01
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Took long enough, but here's the next Cerberus Psych Evaluation!
http://social.biowar...6794/2#13555732
http://social.biowar...6794/2#13555732
Modifié par Dbohr, 07 août 2012 - 05:02 .
#285
Posté 08 août 2012 - 08:00
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To: N7 Slayer Sam
From: Kai Leng
You copied my outfit and my palm blaster!
Sincerely mothaf***a,
Kai Leng
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To: Kai Leng
From: N7 Slayer Sam
At least I don't hide behind gunships b**ch.
Laughing at you,
N7 Slayer Sam
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To: My N7 Squad
From: N7 Shadow Rachel
Stop taking pictures of me. Now I know how those Quarians feel.
Pissed off,
N7 Shadow Rachel
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To: Quarian Infiltrator Reena
From: Human Infiltrator David
Baby, has any1 eva told u dat u HAV A GREAT ASS!
Durnk and wif luv,
Humn Infiltrtor David
From: Kai Leng
You copied my outfit and my palm blaster!
Sincerely mothaf***a,
Kai Leng
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To: Kai Leng
From: N7 Slayer Sam
At least I don't hide behind gunships b**ch.
Laughing at you,
N7 Slayer Sam
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To: My N7 Squad
From: N7 Shadow Rachel
Stop taking pictures of me. Now I know how those Quarians feel.
Pissed off,
N7 Shadow Rachel
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To: Quarian Infiltrator Reena
From: Human Infiltrator David
Baby, has any1 eva told u dat u HAV A GREAT ASS!
Durnk and wif luv,
Humn Infiltrtor David
#286
Posté 08 août 2012 - 08:05
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To: All prospective members of the N7 'Special Operatives' task force,
please watch the attached propogand... I mean recruitment video, courtesy of yours truly,
Captain Kirahe
HOLD DAT LINE
please watch the attached propogand... I mean recruitment video, courtesy of yours truly,
Captain Kirahe
HOLD DAT LINE
#287
Posté 08 août 2012 - 08:08
Hypertion
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Dear Cerberus Phantom,
Where did your head go?
N7 Slayer
Where did your head go?
N7 Slayer
#289
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 08:46
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Dear Banshees,
I -hhhk- understand your attacks are supposed to hinder -hhhk- recovery with their lingering damage. That doesn't -hhhk- appear to be the case. Now, kindly -hhhk- linger by the red light show a bit longer.
Volus Engineer
I -hhhk- understand your attacks are supposed to hinder -hhhk- recovery with their lingering damage. That doesn't -hhhk- appear to be the case. Now, kindly -hhhk- linger by the red light show a bit longer.
Volus Engineer
#290
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:00
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ProfGast wrote...
Dear N7 Fury,
Who did you steal that Quarian hood from?
N7 Destroyer
A pretty nice japanese Quarian called Kasumi Goto
#291
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:01
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thearbiter1337 wrote...
ProfGast wrote...
Dear N7 Fury,
Who did you steal that Quarian hood from?
N7 Destroyer
A pretty nice japanese Quarian called Kasumi Goto
Isnt Kasumi human?
#292
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:03
thearbiter1337
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That was a joke.gigliani60 wrote...
thearbiter1337 wrote...
ProfGast wrote...
Dear N7 Fury,
Who did you steal that Quarian hood from?
N7 Destroyer
A pretty nice japanese Quarian called Kasumi Goto
Isnt Kasumi human?
#293
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:20
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xxjusthumanxx wrote...
To: All prospective members of the N7 'Special Operatives' task force,
please watch the attached propogand... I mean recruitment video, courtesy of yours truly,
Captain Kirahe
HOLD DAT LINE
To: Captain Kirahe
From: Mordin Solus
Most excelent speech my friend. Right Salerian, right time.
Had to be you, someone else might have gotten it wrong.
#294
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:25
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Dear N7 Destroyer,
your request for the so called "skull gun" has been denied. Please stop sending us these messages.
Sincerely,
N7 Quartermaster
your request for the so called "skull gun" has been denied. Please stop sending us these messages.
Sincerely,
N7 Quartermaster
#295
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:26
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Detached Units of the Geth Concensus,
We request that you cease and desist the notion that you are still a member of the Geth Concensus, and we have made preliminary measures to ensure that you are detached and cannot be reclaimed.
Geth Concensus
We request that you cease and desist the notion that you are still a member of the Geth Concensus, and we have made preliminary measures to ensure that you are detached and cannot be reclaimed.
Geth Concensus
#296
Posté 12 octobre 2012 - 09:30
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gethinych wrote...
Dear N7 Equipment Requisitions,
You seem to have loaded my shoulder-mounted launcher with ping-pong balls. Pls send some actual Cobra Missiles forthwith.
N7 Destroyer
LOL!!!!! I wondered what the problem was.
#297
Posté 29 octobre 2012 - 11:39
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Dear Geth Prime,
screw you and your ball.
N7 operatives
screw you and your ball.
N7 operatives
#298
Posté 29 octobre 2012 - 11:45
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Dear Turian Havoc Soldier,
Those jetpacks and stim-packs don't really help you when you've got a
Phantom sword through your abdomen because you quote "could handle it".
Sincerely,
Turian Soldier.
Those jetpacks and stim-packs don't really help you when you've got a
Phantom sword through your abdomen because you quote "could handle it".
Sincerely,
Turian Soldier.
#299
Posté 29 octobre 2012 - 12:08
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Dear N7 Paladin,
I see you putting up your shield. Don't you know my hadoukens are impervious to things that are impervious?
Love,
Scion
Dear N7 Demolisher,
From whence dost thou procure thine pylon? Methinks backpocket is....unlikely?
Yours concernedly,
N7 Operative Team
I see you putting up your shield. Don't you know my hadoukens are impervious to things that are impervious?
Love,
Scion
Dear N7 Demolisher,
From whence dost thou procure thine pylon? Methinks backpocket is....unlikely?
Yours concernedly,
N7 Operative Team
#300
Posté 07 janvier 2013 - 04:15
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kevchy wrote...
Dear Atlas,
Am I over here?...Or am I over there?...
Regards,
N7 Shadow
Dear N7 Shadow,
Thanks to BioWare's patch upgrading my systems...
... how do you like me now?
Atlas
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Modifié par tetsutsuru, 07 janvier 2013 - 04:19 .
