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[Qror_pl]

Dear N7 Demolisher,

Pootis Panzer Here

Sincerely,
RED Heavy

[Freskione2]

gethinych wrote...

Dear N7 Equipment Requisitions,

You seem to have loaded my shoulder-mounted launcher with ping-pong balls. Pls send some actual Cobra Missiles forthwith.

N7 Destroyer

PS..ASAP

[Computron2000]

Dear alien and N6 (or below) team members,
I know all of you have not gone though the elite N7 training i have, but please do shoot at enemies trying to flank me instead of the atlas i'm decoying in front of you

Also please have someone shooting at the things in front of me instead of running all over the place when i'm decoying or providing cover.

And to the Human Soldier that just joined the team. Look son, i know you're no N7 Destroyer but just one of the millions of common place troopers, but please learn to kill faster?

Thanks

Your Bestest Pal
N7 Paladin

[Qror_pl]

Computron2000 wrote...
Your Bestest Pal
N7 Paladin

win

[Crimson-Engage]

Notice to all N7 Special Op's Units= Barrack #4
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It has come to my attention that someone has been eating my Pringles in the mess hall despite my name being on them. I know who you are. Do it again, and I will mind rape you.

Signed, Asari Justicar


PS- The Batarian Soldier keeps jerking off in the shower causing it to clog up.

[LeandroBraz]

kevchy wrote...

Dear Atlas,

Am I over here?...Or am I over there?...

Regards,
N7 Shadow

Dear N7 Shadow

 OMG I'm so dead!!

Regards,
Atlas

[Computron2000]

To: N7 Destroyer
CC: N7 Ops team
BCC: Alliance High Command

Dear destroyer, please note that i need my ammo that is given out by my pylon. I notice you keep taking my grenades to shoot them at a husk. Please stop doing that. You're only increasing the change for an operation failure and slowly causing us to lose this war.

Your Friend
N7 Demolisher
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To: N7 Demolisher
CC: N7 Ops team

You BCCed to high command didn't you? You snitch! I always knew you were going to hate me because you failed the Destroyer qualification test at aiming grenades. And that was the reason why high command gave you those homing ones.

And you forgot to tell everyone the important part. That husk was riding Slayer's face like he was a race horse. If i didn't blow it up, Slayer would have gone down from concentrated fire.

The one who keeps reviving you
N7 Destroyer

Modifié par Computron2000, 20 juillet 2012 - 12:49 .

[RequiemPrime]

 Dear N7 Destroyer,

Stop picking on me! No one likes a bully!!

With indignation
Atlas

PS. You are a Jerk!

PPS: Sorry I didn't mean it.  Leave me alone!!

[m1lanov]

Dear Phantom,

BURN B*TCH

Regards,
N7 Shadow

[Riotstean]

gethinych wrote...

Dear N7 Equipment Requisitions,

You seem to have loaded my shoulder-mounted launcher with ping-pong balls. Pls send some actual Cobra Missiles forthwith.

N7 Destroyer

[SimulatedSnowman]

Dear Dr. Chakwas

All my life I've felt different. It started when I first started showing biotic potential. My instructors at Ascension told me that they'd never seen anything like the way I could divert barrier power over a large area without yelling and punching the ground. When I got accepted into N7, people told me that it was crazy how I could cause a shockwave without using whips.

I guess I've never really fit in, no matter where I was. People were friendly enough, never saying anything to my face, but if I strained my ears I could almost hear them whispering behind my back. As a result, I've learned it's better sometimes to just disappear into the next room rather than risk an awkward conversation.

I'm feeling more trapped than usual now that we've been deployed among the so called "N7 Special Ops" troops, and let me tell you, some of those Terminus types aren't exactly known for their ability to be polite.

But anyway I'm sure I've told you more than enough. I heard from a friend that you are capable of performing power reassignment procedures, and I think this could really help me. My whole life I've felt like a Novaguard stuck in a Smashguard's body. I'm hoping that the next time the Normandy is near Benning, I'll be able to stop by and maybe we could have a quick consultation. I'd really, really appreciate it.

Thanks,
N7 Slayer

[Dbohr]

To: Cerberus Command

N7 Shadow [Shadow Strike] Phantom
N7 Shadow [Shadow Strike] Phantom
N7 Shadow [Shadow Strike] Phantom
N7 Shadow [Shadow Strike] Phantom

Payback is a b**ch, eh?

Love,
N7 Shadow

PS: Send more Phantoms.

Modifié par Dbohr, 20 juillet 2012 - 01:08 .

[Qror_pl]

SimulatedSnowman wrote...

Dear Dr. Chakwas

All my life I've felt different. It started when I first started showing biotic potential. My instructors at Ascension told me that they'd never seen anything like the way I could divert barrier power over a large area without yelling and punching the ground. When I got accepted into N7, people told me that it was crazy how I could cause a shockwave without using whips.

I guess I've never really fit in, no matter where I was. People were friendly enough, never saying anything to my face, but if I strained my ears I could almost hear them whispering behind my back. As a result, I've learned it's better sometimes to just disappear into the next room rather than risk an awkward conversation.

I'm feeling more trapped than usual now that we've been deployed among the so called "N7 Special Ops" troops, and let me tell you, some of those Terminus types aren't exactly known for their ability to be polite.

But anyway I'm sure I've told you more than enough. I heard from a friend that you are capable of performing power reassignment procedures, and I think this could really help me. My whole life I've felt like a Novaguard stuck in a Smashguard's body. I'm hoping that the next time the Normandy is near Benning, I'll be able to stop by and maybe we could have a quick consultation. I'd really, really appreciate it.

Thanks,
N7 Slayer

TL;DR much?

[Silbane_23]

Dear dad,

Tell mom I'll be fine. The admiral notified me I'm being assigned to FBWGP....you know, where those banshees get stuck on our ultra rare countertops. So, no reason to worry.

Tell little Jimmie and Matty that big brother will be bringing home toy Eagle X's for them to play with courtesy of the massive credits ill be earning.  Well, actually, the guns will be real but not to wOrry - they can't hurt anyone. 

Love you and see you soon,
Fred (er, N7 Fury)

Modifié par Silbane_23, 20 juillet 2012 - 01:51 .

[LeandroBraz]

Computron2000 wrote...

Dear alien and N6 (or below) team members,
I know all of you have not gone though the elite N7 training i have, but please do shoot at enemies trying to flank me instead of the atlas i'm decoying in front of you

Also please have someone shooting at the things in front of me instead of running all over the place when i'm decoying or providing cover.

And to the Human Soldier that just joined the team. Look son, i know you're no N7 Destroyer but just one of the millions of common place troopers, but please learn to kill faster?

Thanks

Your Bestest Pal
N7 Paladin

Dear N7 Paladin

 You clearly are fighting beside human soldiers that don't even started their training when the reapers attacked us. You should request an actual human soldier to your team, that can properly handle a weapon. Furthermore, we can roll. Ask a N7 Destroyer to roll.

Regards
Striker Human Soldier - "Enemies coming! ...and it's gone."

[121andrew]

Dear N7 Demolisher,
You Must Construct Additional Pylons!
Regards, the Voice.

Modifié par 121andrew, 20 juillet 2012 - 01:39 .

[gethinych]

SimulatedSnowman wrote...

Dear Dr. Chakwas

All my life I've felt different. It started when I first started showing biotic potential. My instructors at Ascension told me that they'd never seen anything like the way I could divert barrier power over a large area without yelling and punching the ground. When I got accepted into N7, people told me that it was crazy how I could cause a shockwave without using whips.

I guess I've never really fit in, no matter where I was. People were friendly enough, never saying anything to my face, but if I strained my ears I could almost hear them whispering behind my back. As a result, I've learned it's better sometimes to just disappear into the next room rather than risk an awkward conversation.

I'm feeling more trapped than usual now that we've been deployed among the so called "N7 Special Ops" troops, and let me tell you, some of those Terminus types aren't exactly known for their ability to be polite.

But anyway I'm sure I've told you more than enough. I heard from a friend that you are capable of performing power reassignment procedures, and I think this could really help me. My whole life I've felt like a Novaguard stuck in a Smashguard's body. I'm hoping that the next time the Normandy is near Benning, I'll be able to stop by and maybe we could have a quick consultation. I'd really, really appreciate it.

Thanks,
N7 Slayer

Dear N7 Slayer

You seem to be under the misapprehension that I do any work, hold consultations, see patients, or really have any sort of a purpose.  Perhaps you should direct your query to that young French doctor I met on the Citadel.

Best of luck in your future endeavours,
Dr. Karin Chakwas

[Deek2099]

Dear Phantom

Pay backs a ****

Sincerely
Shadow

[Vassar]

Dear Fury,

Rwwaarrawrrawrrwarawwwrrr

Regards,
Drell adept

[Striker93175]

Dear Allied Forces,

Icecream stand now open for business at the LZ.

Regards,
N7 Destroyer

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Dear Ironman,

Thanks for the schematics for the hand cannon. Now, can I get the upgrades you soldout to cerebus for their phantom units?

Regards,
N7 Slayer

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Dear X-Men member Nightcrawler,

I got your number buddy roll. *poof*

Regards,
N7 Fury

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Dear Dancing with the Stars audition crew,

Please see attached dance vid feed labeled "electric slash spam."

Regards,
N7 Shadow

[MaggotFragger]

Dear Cerberus,

For such a tactical enemy, you sure have trouble running away from the barrel of my Revenant.

Worst of wishes,
N7 Destroyer

[Spartanburger]

Dear N7 operatives,

I'M COOL TOO GUYS

Sincerely,
N7 Paladin

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Dear N7 Paladin,

Quiet you. Plant your shiny, impenetrable ass on that choke point already!

Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer

--
Dear Krogan Sentinel w/ Crusader

WOOOOO BOYYYY BATTLESUITTSSS

Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer Squad.

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Dear N7 Destroyer squad Jersey Shore squad,

Let me show you how it's done

Sincerely,
The Krogan Sentinel that just had to solo three rounds while you were down.

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Dear Turian Soldier,

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS

Sincerely,
Vorcha Soldier.

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Dear N7 Fury,

I'm worried about Paladin. He seems far more erratic than usual. On a hunch I took a sample from his 'snap freeze' attacks. That's not the standard cryo powder that was commissioned. Please help him.

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow.

[RequiemPrime]

 Dear Phantom,

Oh....u still mad?

XOXOXO,
N7 Shadow