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[Escocido]

To: all personnel

Hello everyone,
In the future please refrain from yelling "meooooow", "mud fight", "someone take pictures" or "love your dodge, babe" when I'm trying to take down a ghost.

Sincerely,

N7 SHadow

Modifié par Escocido, 20 juillet 2012 - 02:29 .

[RequiemPrime]

Escocido wrote...

To: all personnel

Hello everyone,
In the future please refrain from yelling "meooooow", "mud fight", "someone take pictures" or "love your dodge, babe" when I'm trying to take down a ghost.

Sincerely,

N7 SHadow

 Love it.

[Prawny]

Broganisity wrote...

Dear N7 Demolisher

Put Dispenser Supply Pylon Here.

Sincerely,

N7 Destroyer.

Lol'd

[Dany164]

Dear N7 Fury

I still have the cooler biotics

Sincerely,

Cerberus adept, Why you hatin

[Draining Dragon]

Angelwave wrote...

With indignation
Atlas

ATLAS IS ELCOR.

[TazMonkey2011]

Dear N7 Fury,

Would you like to get a Drink the next time you are on the Citidel...
Our kids would be AWSOME.

Sincerely,

Pheonix Adept

[Thoragoros]

Dear N7 Shadow,

After viewing the video and application you submitted, we have decided you would scare our customers.  Perhaps some place more hardcore would do?

Sincerely,
Madam Horror's BDSM Corner Club

Modifié par Thoragoros, 20 juillet 2012 - 02:53 .

[ToaOrka]

Dear Guardian,

You jelly?

Hugs and tickles,
N7 Paladin.

---

Dear Krogan Sentinel,

Dude, you're hot. We should hook up some time, call me ;P

Lots of love,
Banshee

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Dany164 wrote...

Dear N7 Fury

I still have the cooler biotics

Sincerely,

Cerberus adept, Why you hatin

Dear Cerberus Adept,

Hey. Hey dude. Walls.

Best Regards,
N7 Fury

Modifié par ToaOrka, 20 juillet 2012 - 03:01 .

[Aurora313]

To all N7 Forces,

Thank you for all your hard work and dedication to ridding the galaxy of the Reapers, Cerberus and beyond.

Regards.
Lt.Cmdr Shepard.

Ps. I'm Commander Shepard - and You are my favourite Special Forces on the Citadel.

Modifié par Aurora313, 20 juillet 2012 - 03:08 .

[Kevlar Eater]

Dear N7 Destroyer,

Let US deliver the pizza. You travel at a snail's pace and you endanger yourself and everyone else in the case something takes you down. Or at least, turn off Devastator Mode during delivery. Oh, and you have absolutely no reason to turn on your shoulder marshmallow launcher; husks are laughing behind your back, and I didn't even know they *could* laugh in the first place.

Best wishes,
Tara (aka N7 Fury)

[Archontor]

Dear Reaper Forces

Destroyers giving you trouble?

Irony's a ****.

Love N7 Destroyer.

PS. THIS HURTS YOU

[Archontor]

Red Intensity wrote...

Dear N7 Destroyer,

Let US deliver the pizza. You travel at a snail's pace and you endanger yourself and everyone else in the case something takes you down. Or at least, turn off Devastator Mode during delivery. Oh, and you have absolutely no reason to turn on your shoulder marshmallow launcher; husks are laughing behind your back, and I didn't even know they *could* laugh in the first place.

Best wishes,
Tara (aka N7 Fury)

Dear Tara
You don't want to know what we're doing behind your back  

Lord Roland Ferdinand Davidson the Third Esquire  (N7 Destroyer)

[Beerfish]

Dear N7 Destroyer, you have pea shooters coming our of your shoulders, what is that all about? A fashion statement?

signed, your friends,
All enemies.

[PogueMahone0629]

Dear N7 Shadow,

How does it feel to get hit by my electric ****** BEFORE you have the chance to slash me?

With love,

Cerberus Trooper

[Beerfish]

Dear N7 Destroyers, Shadows, Furys, Paladins, Demolishers,

Ha ha lulz you all suck!!!!

xXninjakillaslayaassassinxX the missle glitcher

[WarGriffin]

Aurora313 wrote...

To all N7 Forces,

Thank you for all your hard work and dedication to ridding the galaxy of the Reapers, Cerberus and beyond.

Regards.
Lt.Cmdr Shepard.

Ps. I'm Commander Shepard - and You are my favourite Special Forces on the Citadel.

To Lt.Cmdr Shepard

So I heard you ran into Cerberus' quote "Best" unquote operative. Though from the reports the guy is clearly an imposter, Seeing that I'm the template for the shadow and slayer series implants. This fool is an insult to humanity and you'd be doing us all a favor if you killed him... quickly as possiby.

sincerely your

N7 Slayer # 001 -KL

PS: Your taste in company is horrible... just saying.

[JamesDobry]

Dear Cerberus Phantom,
Who's sneaking up from behind?! Oh yeah, it's ME!
Shadow Strike!! SLASH!!!!

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow

[Rifneno]

Dear Turian Soldier,

It's time to get over the First Contact War. Stop replacing my actual rockets with bottle rockets. It's not funny anymore.

You turians are all racist,
N7 Destroyer

[Mahrac]

Rifneno wrote...

Dear Turian Soldier,

It's time to get over the First Contact War. Stop replacing my actual rockets with bottle rockets. It's not funny anymore.

You turians are all racist,
N7 Destroyer

Dear N7 Destroyer,

Why to you assume it was us, you racist? Blame your requisitions officer, I hear he's a Cerberus mole.

Bardan Veticus, Blackwatch

Modifié par Mahrac, 20 juillet 2012 - 04:14 .

[Rifneno]

Mahrac wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Dear Turian Soldier,

It's time to get over the First Contact War. Stop replacing my actual rockets with bottle rockets. It's not funny anymore.

You turians are all racist,
N7 Destroyer

Dear N7 Destroyer,

Why to you assume it was us, you racist? Blame your requisitions officer, I hear he's a Cerberus mole.

Bardan Veticus, Blackwatch

Dear Sgt. Veticus of Blackwatch,

He's wrong.  It's still funny as hell.

Cursing all humans,
Balak

[Mahrac]

Rifneno wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Dear Turian Soldier,

It's time to get over the First Contact War. Stop replacing my actual rockets with bottle rockets. It's not funny anymore.

You turians are all racist,
N7 Destroyer

Dear N7 Destroyer,

Why to you assume it was us, you racist? Blame your requisitions officer, I hear he's a Cerberus mole.

Bardan Veticus, Blackwatch

Dear Sgt. Veticus of Blackwatch,

He's wrong.  It's still funny as hell.

Cursing all humans,
Balak

Dear Balak,

I remember you. I'm watching you. I'm watching the missile shipments. I know everything.

And stop writing my subordinates.

Major Descral, Blackwatch

P.S. See the red dot on your hand?

Modifié par Mahrac, 20 juillet 2012 - 04:31 .

[Grub Killer8016]

Dear Enemies:

Never mind that flash of a sword you see behind you.

N7 Shadow

[WarGriffin]

Mahrac wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Dear Turian Soldier,

It's time to get over the First Contact War. Stop replacing my actual rockets with bottle rockets. It's not funny anymore.

You turians are all racist,
N7 Destroyer

Dear N7 Destroyer,

Why to you assume it was us, you racist? Blame your requisitions officer, I hear he's a Cerberus mole.

Bardan Veticus, Blackwatch

Dear Sgt. Veticus of Blackwatch,

He's wrong.  It's still funny as hell.

Cursing all humans,
Balak

Dear Balak,

I remember you. I'm watching you. I'm watching the missile shipments. I know everything.

And stop writing my subordinates.

Major Descral, Blackwatch

P.S. See the red dot on your hand?

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

[Mahrac]

WarGriffin wrote...

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

Dear N7 # 001,

Put on a tinfoil hat and enjoy the Asari, they/re better than most women I meat.

Your friend,
N7 # 007 JB

Modifié par Mahrac, 20 juillet 2012 - 04:46 .

[waltervolpatto]

Dear Fury,

Why you are so smoky all the times?

Your Demolisher