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[Fox-snipe]

Dear Geth Collective:

GTFOff of the 'Roids you cheating bastards!

With hate & disgust,

N7 Ops - Local #298

[Thoragoros]

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

Dear N7 # 001,

Put on a tinfoil hat and enjoy the Asari, they/re better than most women I meat.

Your friend,
N7 # 007 JB

Dear N7 #007

Please remind N7 # 001 that the Asari are Mass Effect's obligatory sci-fi race of Space Lesbians, and that they are only here for the nerd-minds among us to fantaisize over and draw racey fan-art to.

Respectfully
N7 # 006 

[WarGriffin]

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

Dear N7 # 001,

Put on a tinfoil hat and enjoy the Asari, they/re better than most women I meat.

Your friend,
N7 # 007 JB

To N7 #007

I "dislike" Asari women for personal reasons. and 007 your one to talk... I hear the Normandy has a toaster with an ass, maybe you should go and hump that!

N7 #001 KL

[Mahrac]

WarGriffin wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

Dear N7 # 001,

Put on a tinfoil hat and enjoy the Asari, they're better than most women I meat.

Your friend,
N7 # 007 JB

To N7 #007

I "dislike" Asari women for personal reasons. and 007 your one to talk... I hear the Normandy has a toaster with an ass, maybe you should go and hump that!

N7 #001 KL

Dear n7 # 001,

What could the Asari have possibly done to you to make you blame them for everything?

And no thanks, I have higher standards than you.

N7 # 007, JB

[Morrowcet]

Dear Sergeant Vasquez, 103rd Marine Division, Soldier Branch

With all that armour you Soldiers wear - have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Respectfully
Corporal Hudson, Spec Ops Team Delta, Infiltrator Corps

[jfruelas521]

Dear N7 Fury,

We'll bang, ok?

Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer

Modifié par jfruelas521, 20 juillet 2012 - 05:33 .

[Striker93175]

Dear N7 Shadows, N7 Furys, All Asari Adepts and Justicars, and Female Quarians:

Next time your “special gear” is in need of some "calibrations" remember to stop by and see me.

XOXOXO,
Garrius Vakarian

[WarGriffin]

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

Dear N7 # 001,

Put on a tinfoil hat and enjoy the Asari, they're better than most women I meat.

Your friend,
N7 # 007 JB

To N7 #007

I "dislike" Asari women for personal reasons. and 007 your one to talk... I hear the Normandy has a toaster with an ass, maybe you should go and hump that!

N7 #001 KL

Dear n7 # 001,

What could the Asari have possibly done to you to make you blame them for everything?

And no thanks, I have higher standards than you.

N7 # 007, JB

To 007

They Exist

oh yes, just cause I got discharged for a Krogan picking a fight with me, suddenly your standards are better?


N7 001 KL

[Draining Dragon]

Dear N7 Fury,

Umad?

Sincerely,
Mission Control

Modifié par Draining Dragon, 20 juillet 2012 - 05:33 .

[Mahrac]

WarGriffin wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To all Involved

As I sit here on this god forsaken dam in Rio,  I can't help but wonder


Somehow, someway... This is all the Asari's fault... stupid race of Space harlots!

N7 # 001 KL

Dear N7 # 001,

Put on a tinfoil hat and enjoy the Asari, they're better than most women I meat.

Your friend,
N7 # 007 JB

To N7 #007

I "dislike" Asari women for personal reasons. and 007 your one to talk... I hear the Normandy has a toaster with an ass, maybe you should go and hump that!

N7 #001 KL

Dear n7 # 001,

What could the Asari have possibly done to you to make you blame them for everything?

And no thanks, I have higher standards than you.

N7 # 007, JB

To 007

They Exist

oh yes, just cause I got discharged for a Krogan picking a fight with me, suddenly your standards are better?


N7 001 KL

Go away Leng, it's scum like you that give humans a bad rep

N7 # 007, Bond



Leng,

I'm watching you. I watched you kill that Asari on Omega. I know why you did it.

You thought she was attractive.

Major Descral, Blackwatch

P.S. boom goes the bomb.

Modifié par Mahrac, 20 juillet 2012 - 05:38 .

[Draining Dragon]

N7 Shadow,

An enemy was just released who can use Stasis.

Sincerely,
Eric Fagnan

[bob2.0]

Morrowcet wrote...

Dear Sergeant Vasquez, 103rd Marine Division, Soldier Branch

With all that armour you Soldiers wear - have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Respectfully
Corporal Hudson, Spec Ops Team Delta, Infiltrator Corps

Dear Cpl Hudson,

No. Have you?

Disrespectfully,
Sgt. Vasquez


Note: Vasquez and Hudson are actually Privates. Hicks is the only Corporal

[oXTheReverendXo]

Draining Dragon wrote...

N7 Shadow,

An enemy was just released who can use Stasis.

Sincerely,
Eric Fagnan

Dear the Fagnan,

I hate you.

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow

[oXTheReverendXo]

Dany164 wrote...

Dear N7 Fury

I still have the cooler biotics

Sincerely,

Cerberus adept, Why you hatin

Dear Cerby,

Ahhh, you must be right. Here, give me a hug...

Best Regards,
N7 Fury

[WarGriffin]

To N7 Rio Division

I liked to know where my Cerberus Harrier Custom went, It was gift from my former LT, at the moment I can make due with the blaster gauntlents and the Eagle I got. But I'd appreiciate it having it back.

N7 Slayer # 001 KL



To N7 007 JB

I'm not going anywhere, cause I'm stuck earth side defending Rio with other N7 and N6s.

What you think of me or what i believe really doesn't matter at this point does it?


To Major Descral

I'd make a turian joke at you expense but you have bigger problems

Good news congrats, I didn't even know you were there

Bad news

You now have to answer to said Asari's Rancor of a mother on why you didn't save her daughter.

Good luck with that.

[Mahrac]

WarGriffin wrote...

To N7 007 JB

I'm not going anywhere, cause I'm stuck earth side defending Rio with other N7 and N6s.

What you think of me or what i believe really doesn't matter at this point does it?


To Major Descral

I'd make a turian joke at you expense but you have bigger problems

Good news congrats, I didn't even know you were there

Bad news

You now have to answer to said Asari's Rancor of a mother on why you didn't save her daughter.

Good luck with that.

'N7' # 001

I have nothing to worry about, Leng. She let me on Omega on the condition that I srrendured my rifle, and now I have proof that you were the killer. You should try to find my bomb, it'll be faster.

Major Descral

I doubt you're 'stuck' seeing as you managed to attack the Citadel. I would have stopped you, but I was to busy actually trying to save humanity.
co-signed N7 # 007, JB

Modifié par Mahrac, 20 juillet 2012 - 06:12 .

[spirosz]

Dear Kyle Reese

ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER!

Sincerely, N7 Operatives.

[gigliani60]

To: All allied forces.

Please stop filming me and cheering when im trying to take down a Phantom. Its very distracting.

Sincerely
N7 Shadow

[Adhok42]

Dear N7 Demolisher,

While that is indeed a very nice ass and I certainly don't mind looking at it and reviving it all day, perhaps you wouldn't mind admiring mine a little more as I'm far more bulletproof than you and your grenades would be far more effective if you stood behind me so you'd stop falling over.

-N7 Paladin,

PS: If you wouldn't mind being a sweetheart dropping that pylon just behind me ether that would be fine too.

To: N7 Shadow
From: N7 Destroyer

WOOO! Catfight! Show that Phantom who her mistress is!

[WarGriffin]

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To N7 007 JB

I'm not going anywhere, cause I'm stuck earth side defending Rio with other N7 and N6s.

What you think of me or what i believe really doesn't matter at this point does it?


To Major Descral

I'd make a turian joke at you expense but you have bigger problems

Good news congrats, I didn't even know you were there

Bad news

You now have to answer to said Asari's Rancor of a mother on why you didn't save her daughter.

Good luck with that.

'N7' # 001

I have nothing to worry about, Leng. She let me on Omega on the condition that I srrendured my rifle, and now I have proof that you were the killer. You should try to find my bomb, it'll be faster.

Major Descral

I doubt you're 'stuck' seeing as you managed to attack the Citadel. I would have stopped you, but I was to busy actually trying to save humanity.
co-signed N7 # 007, JB

#007

What the Hell are you talking about? I haven't been on the Citadel in three months!


N7 Slayer 001 KL



N7 007 JB

Hey stop taking my credit, I took the citadel! ME!  NOT some bum sitting on the beaches of RIO! also your rug has a stain on it... and you need a new box of Wheaties.

CO The Best.

Modifié par WarGriffin, 20 juillet 2012 - 06:24 .

[Archontor]

Dear Turians

I can dodge

Ha ha

N7 Destroyer.

[Mahrac]

WarGriffin wrote...

Mahrac wrote...

WarGriffin wrote...

To N7 007 JB

I'm not going anywhere, cause I'm stuck earth side defending Rio with other N7 and N6s.

What you think of me or what i believe really doesn't matter at this point does it?


To Major Descral

I'd make a turian joke at you expense but you have bigger problems

Good news congrats, I didn't even know you were there

Bad news

You now have to answer to said Asari's Rancor of a mother on why you didn't save her daughter.

Good luck with that.

'N7' # 001

I have nothing to worry about, Leng. She let me on Omega on the condition that I srrendured my rifle, and now I have proof that you were the killer. You should try to find my bomb, it'll be faster.

Major Descral

I doubt you're 'stuck' seeing as you managed to attack the Citadel. I would have stopped you, but I was to busy actually trying to save humanity.
co-signed N7 # 007, JB

#007

What the Hell are you talking about? I haven't been on the Citadel in three months!


N7 Slayer 001 KL



N7 007 JB

Hey stop taking my credit, I took the citadel! ME!  NOT some bum sitting on the beaches of RIO! also your rug has a stain on it... and you need a new box of Wheaties.

CO The Best.

N7 # 001

change your gorram name, and make sure your extranet account isn't being hacked.

N7 # 007

[AresKeith]

Dear Alliance R&D,

give me as Omni shield I can move with

Regards,
N7 Paladin

[Anvos]

ProfGast wrote...

Dear N7 Fury,

Who did you steal that Quarian hood from?

N7 Destroyer 

I actually think the fury was a left over from a design where somehow shepard failed and Kasumi got exposed to TIM's "improvements".  Will agree my first instinct was quarian biotic though.

[X M3TH0D1C4L X]

Dear N7 Slayer,

My hand cannon is stronger and doesn't drain my shields.

Will kill you soon,
Phantom
-----------------------------------------

Dear Phantom,

At least my sword doesn't break.

Signed,
N7 Slayer