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[Broganisity]

Dear N7 Spec Ops Team,

Hey, it's me again. I didn't get a reply from you so I guess you've just been busy...or maybe I came off a bit strong, if so I'm sorry. I've been trying really hard, you know: Fighting the Reapers here in London (did you know Admiral Anderson was born here?), every now and then some Cerberus or Geth troopers show up but its mostly been the Reapers. I've been practicing, y'know: perfecting my craft. I know some of our friends have been saying some bad things about me behind my back, and I've seen you laugh at some of their comments.

It's alright, I understand...really, I do. I know you don't believe in me as much as you used to. Remember the day we both got out of training? I remember it like it was yesterday (even though it was about a week ago.). We were all fresh and eager to beat back the Reapers, and here we are in the trenches with all these people: Turians, Krogan, Asari, Quarian...we even have Vorcha with us...Batarians too! You seem to trust them more than me. I can understand that, but what I don't understand is why you look at their equipment and skills and see diversity, yet you seem to stereotype me as only capable of a single thing: a one trick pony.

I mean- our Shadow operatives largely fight with melee, yet you don't seem to criticize them. I fight quite a bit in close combat too, you know: my shield hits hard and I can snap freeze groups of husks. If I spec my shield right I can reduce the armor on those brutes and banshees so our shots can tear through them.

Remember that time that Banshee grabbed you, and I ran in there and knocked you out of her grip with my shield? That was without any damage modifications, you know. If its melee skills you want I have them. I also have tech abilities. That's diverse...I mean, yes I know I don't have any biotic abilities, but I make up for it, right?

Sincerely,
N7 Paladin Francis.

P.S. I gotta admit, I was surprised when us guys in Paladin Company were sent so many socks, I'm wearing five pairs right now! Thanks! Too bad my shield is still to cold to use on the move without freezing myself in place. Sorry!

Modifié par Broganisity, 21 juillet 2012 - 09:16 .

[Sailears]

PaperAlien wrote...

Dear enemies

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

N7 Paladin

Everytime.

[Qror_pl]

Dear Everyone,
The title of this thread says "Letters by N7 Operatives", not "Haha, sucks to be you, N7 Paladin"

Scr*w you all,
N7 Paladin

[a load of stanton]

dear n7 demolisher

please if u can dont aim for those turrets i dont like them

sincerely
particle rifle

P.S. that carnifex is trying to chat me up

[WarGriffin]

AmicusHumaniGeneris wrote...

Dear N7 Paladin.

We must regretfully decline your reqest for a flaming sword. Due to the exorbitant cost of the swords, we are forced to prioritize them for our Shadow operatives. It also seems like a large sword order was somehow misplaced with the Vanguards' training centre, and we've had a hard time getting them back. Regardless, we've found no presedent for Paladins with flaming swords in the N7 archives, and disagree with the notions that swordless Paladins may be percieved as impotent. Requesting a transfer to the Shadow training course could help to push you higher on the priority list, but it's generally reserved for women. Not to be blunt, but Paladins aren't exactly famous for their flexibility, nor reach, both of which are required for the martial programmes.

Sincerely,
N7 requisitons department.

To N7 Paladin 003 SR

So no sword for you eh Steve?


from N7 Slayer 001 KL

[Computron2000]

From : "Illusive Man" <IllusiveMan@hotmail.com>
To: "N7 Ops" <all.N7@alliance.gov.earth>

Hi, i'm the head of Cerebrus and i need your help. I require your assistance to transfer the sum of 99,999,999 credits into offworld accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract from out front companies, executed commissions and paid for about five years ago by the Systems Alliance. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a hidden account at the volus owned Bank of Earth.

I am now ready to transfer the fund to the Terminus system and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as non-lawfully recognized human patriots of a secret organization, I am forbidden to connect to a Terminus account; that is why I require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for Cerebrus, 25% for you and 5% for local and interstellar expenses incident to the transfer.

Due to Alliance laws, I require an electronic transfer of 10,000 credits to Bank of Earth account number #56279-788950-A to prevent Alliance agents from detecting the transfer

Please do not hesitate to contact me and remember, Cerebrus needs your help to secure human dominance against the Reapers and beyond

The Illusive Man

[WarGriffin]

Computron2000 wrote...

From : "Illusive Man" <IllusiveMan@hotmail.com>
To: "N7 Ops" <all.N7@alliance.gov.earth>

Hi, i'm the head of Cerebrus and i need your help. I require your assistance to transfer the sum of 99,999,999 credits into offworld accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract from out front companies, executed commissions and paid for about five years ago by the Systems Alliance. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a hidden account at the volus owned Bank of Earth.

I am now ready to transfer the fund to the Terminus system and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as non-lawfully recognized human patriots of a secret organization, I am forbidden to connect to a Terminus account; that is why I require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for Cerebrus, 25% for you and 5% for local and interstellar expenses incident to the transfer.

Due to Alliance laws, I require an electronic transfer of 10,000 credits to Bank of Earth account number #56279-788950-A to prevent Alliance agents from detecting the transfer

Please do not hesitate to contact me and remember, Cerebrus needs your help to secure human dominance against the Reapers and beyond

The Illusive Man

To fellow N7 operatives

See this is how far Cerberus has fallen, and you guys wonder why I left!

From N7 Slayer 001 KL

[Xenoleingod]

Dear phantoms.

I got a katana and can go invisible too try and stop me all you want but I promise to kill bill... err TIM

Signed the shadow

Ps your outfit makes you look fat u jelly yet?

[jacob92883]

To all N7 Furies,

If you continue to stalk me as I teleport around the battlefield, I will lead you to a dark lit place, or your place or my place.

Sincerely,
N7 slayer Kurt W.

[Aurora313]

To Cerberus,

We're kickin' your ass.

S*ck it, Cerb'!

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow Aurora

[BioticShepard]

 Dear Phantom,

Do you mind if I use your neck to sharpen my sword? Thanks.

N7 Shadow

[Bhatair]

Dear Ravager,

I know you are a horribly mutated and genetically engineered arachnid creature who serves as little more than battlefield fodder for the reaper masters you serve. . . but seriously, go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

Sincerely,
N7 Paladin (and his shield)

[SSPBOURNE]

Dear N7 Operatives:
MAN SWORD HAND SHUTTLE SWORD DOOR
Sincerely, N7 Slayer.

Modifié par SSPBOURNE, 22 juillet 2012 - 06:47 .

[Lokiwithrope]

To: N7 Destroyer,
From: Batarian Soldier
"You stole my tech, you filthy human!"

To: Batarian Soldier
From: N7 Destroyer
"Ah yes, 'technical theft'. The collaborative effort to stop the Reapers has dimissed this claim,"

Modifié par Lokiwithrope, 22 juillet 2012 - 06:58 .

[Bibliomanzer]

Dear Phantoms,

A Phase Disruptor to the face isn't so funny when it's happening to you now, huh?

With regards,
Terry Kerrigan, N7 Slayer

[Cundu_Ertur]

Dear Fury,
What a DARLING outfit! I'm enclosing the Fall/Winter fashion catalog from Rannock for you, I think you'll like it.
Your Friend,
Quarian Infiltrator (Female)

PS. I hardly want to mention this but you may want to spend more time on an exercise bike, or maybe less time in the mess hall.

[rooklyn619]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

Dear enemies

Please stop dying that fast, I can hardly enjoy the fight.

Regards,
N7 Destroyer

Dear N7 Destroyer,

We're sorry, but we couldn't help it.  That N7 Demolisher found us before your Devastator-mode-slowed waddle brought you into view.  We didn't like it any more than you did.

Sincerely,
Dead enemies

Well played sir, well played,

The above exchange is the single most hilarious thing I've read on these forums...

[guitarsniper]

Dear N7 demolisher
construct additional pylons
oh wait you can't.

[XXVI26]

Dear N7 operatives,

I'm over here ...

[XXVI26]

... and over here, too.

N7 Fury

[Qror_pl]

Dear N7 Shadow,
Could you please give me back my "Shishkebab"?

Impatient,
Mojave Express Courier

Modifié par Qror_pl, 22 juillet 2012 - 10:54 .

[Computron2000]

To: N7 Training Center

Dear sir,
i am a graduate from your course and i would like to ask why i was not given a supply pylon. I have observed several Demolisher course graduates and i see no training required to put down a round circular object every few seconds.

It would greatly help with my supply needs as many Demolishers seem to be unhappy whenever i take a grenade from their pylon

Your loyal soldier
N7 Destroyer

[Nexpeed]

Dear N7 Destroyer

The patent for that suit is ours

-Stark Industries

[Lopirf]

Dear N7 Demolisher,

I will never stop taking your grenades, I get 5 for the price of one with my special training.

Sincerely,
N7 Destroyer

[Lopirf]

Broganisity wrote...

Dear N7 Spec Ops Team,

Hey, it's me again. I didn't get a reply from you so I guess you've just been busy...or maybe I came off a bit strong, if so I'm sorry. I've been trying really hard, you know: Fighting the Reapers here in London (did you know Admiral Anderson was born here?), every now and then some Cerberus or Geth troopers show up but its mostly been the Reapers. I've been practicing, y'know: perfecting my craft. I know some of our friends have been saying some bad things about me behind my back, and I've seen you laugh at some of their comments.

It's alright, I understand...really, I do. I know you don't believe in me as much as you used to. Remember the day we both got out of training? I remember it like it was yesterday (even though it was about a week ago.). We were all fresh and eager to beat back the Reapers, and here we are in the trenches with all these people: Turians, Krogan, Asari, Quarian...we even have Vorcha with us...Batarians too! You seem to trust them more than me. I can understand that, but what I don't understand is why you look at their equipment and skills and see diversity, yet you seem to stereotype me as only capable of a single thing: a one trick pony.

I mean- our Shadow operatives largely fight with melee, yet you don't seem to criticize them. I fight quite a bit in close combat too, you know: my shield hits hard and I can snap freeze groups of husks. If I spec my shield right I can reduce the armor on those brutes and banshees so our shots can tear through them.

Remember that time that Banshee grabbed you, and I ran in there and knocked you out of her grip with my shield? That was without any damage modifications, you know. If its melee skills you want I have them. I also have tech abilities. That's diverse...I mean, yes I know I don't have any biotic abilities, but I make up for it, right?

Sincerely,
N7 Paladin Francis.

P.S. I gotta admit, I was surprised when us guys in Paladin Company were sent so many socks, I'm wearing five pairs right now! Thanks! Too bad my shield is still to cold to use on the move without freezing myself in place. Sorry!

Just the way you fit that in perfectly with the song... I got really creeped out for a moment