Lathrim wrote...
Lazengan wrote...
seems like everyone posting pictures of stroking their e-peen
welp

Lemme tell you right now that my job in this thread is creeping people out with flirtation and remarks about everyone's hotness, and I love my job. That being said...
I like diz. Hands are in the right place, facial expression is perfect, clothes aren't too shabby, nor are the glasses. I also love any and every name with "Mc" in it.
Hawt. 10/10 would bang.
yea I'm a guy gamer
Ladies, Please contain your orgasm
I just wanted to let you honies know that I play Mass effect 3 while bulging my biceps, rubbing oil on my well toned calves (I know that gets you hot and bothered), and singing the backstreet boys, all the while keeping the note of objective timers and squadmates (I play slayer vanguard)
But that's allright, you don't have to white knight for me. I know that I'll probably get bashed by a bunch of lowly female nergins with neckbeards who probably weight 100 pounds on all you normal girls and have dress sizes bigger than the number of Atlas' I kill per game (10)
You don't have to say anything because I know I'm beautiful.
And no, I'm not an attetion (walker of the night). I don't crave your attention because I already got enough of it baby.
But enough about me talking about myself. Please excuse me while I go sizzle some delicious meat on my grill (haha make me steak, I get it, jokes old ladies for you fine women
/sexy man problems
Modifié par Lazengan, 13 décembre 2012 - 06:37 .