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[SarEnyaDor]

He was hotter in the trailer video, smoother features and younger looking

[Recidiva]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Men and men also have sex <_<

Yeah, if you want to have that conversation with Sten, go for it.  I'm out.  I'm already at my limits of being determined a freak because I'm a girl who fights.

[Recidiva]

I just love his eyes. How cool is that? Nice voice, too.

[ReubenLiew]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

He was hotter in the trailer video, smoother features and younger looking

It was determined that if Sten continued looking like he did in the trailer, that Alistair simply would not have the chance in comparison.

It was a necessary sacrifice, one that Sten bears gracefully.
However his contract allows him to make sexist snarky comments on your pc in return.

[bobsmyuncle]

Recidiva wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Nah, I think he would be adorable. Picking her a bouquet of flowers and handing them over with a very serious face confessing his love very matter-of-factly.

I was incorrect.  You are a woman.  Men and women have sex.  It is what they do.

Maybe in haiku form...

Man and woman sex
The clothes fall from the tent flap
I have a big (insert one syllable Qunari word for sexual organ)

Just yesterday Mary was being very forthcoming about Qunari culture and vocabulary. Maybe she'll see this thread and you could ask her about Qunari courtship and their words for various body parts.

[SarEnyaDor]

ReubenLiew wrote...

It was determined that if Sten continued looking like he did in the trailer, that Alistair simply would not have the chance in comparison.

It was a necessary sacrifice, one that Sten bears gracefully.
However his contract allows him to make sexist snarky comments on your pc in return.

This I believe.

[Recidiva]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Just yesterday Mary was being very forthcoming about Qunari culture and vocabulary. Maybe she'll see this thread and you could ask her about Qunari courtship and their words for various body parts.

Yeah...I'll consider that on the day I want to be permanently banned.

[cpip]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Just yesterday Mary was being very forthcoming about Qunari culture and vocabulary. Maybe she'll see this thread and you could ask her about Qunari courtship and their words for various body parts.

Well, now I AM curious about Qunari courtship.  It seems like it must be terribly matter-of-fact, because it seems (emphasise SEEMS -- we really only have prolonged interaction with one Qunari, after all, and are trying to extrapolate from there) that they do not mince words at any time.

[ozenglish]

Recidiva wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Then why doesn't Cammen have any fangirls?

Racists!

He just doesn't. 

Same way Goldanna doesn't have many beaux.

Oh comeon, doesn't everyone love a half braindead cockney clotheswasher, who hopefully has been in too many fist fights with the other female clothes washers, and no longer has teeth? 

Or am I the only one?? j/k

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...
It was determined that if Sten continued looking like he did in the trailer, that Alistair simply would not have the chance in comparison.

It was a necessary sacrifice, one that Sten bears gracefully.
However his contract allows him to make sexist snarky comments on your pc in return.

Damn you Alastair!

Edit: *shakes fist*

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 19 décembre 2009 - 01:51 .

[SarEnyaDor]

I doubt there is much courtship involved, I mean the parents don't even raise their children, there is probably some sort of matching by traits program

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...
It was determined that if Sten continued looking like he did in the trailer, that Alistair simply would not have the chance in comparison.

It was a necessary sacrifice, one that Sten bears gracefully.
However his contract allows him to make sexist snarky comments on your pc in return.

Damn you Alastair!

Edit: *shakes fist*

I know right!
Stupid royal git.

[NvVanity]

Going back to Cullen being creepy I can imagine this conversation between him and Dog.



Dog: "Licking down low"

Cullen: "mumbles" I wish I could do that.......

PC: Did you say something Cullen?

Cullen: No!

[ReubenLiew]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I doubt there is much courtship involved, I mean the parents don't even raise their children, there is probably some sort of matching by traits program

I beg to differ!
How can you not see Sten, in his finest silk robes dyed with the patterns of the sea, saunter up to his beloved lady, the wind in his hair, the sun of the far east shining in his eyes, as he bends to sweep her off her feet with a melodious baritone voice reaching right down to her toes as he lets her drink up the passion in his eyes as he stares intently into hers, his every movement calculated with military precision to endow her with the unshakeable notion that he WANTS her?

It's like a bollywood movie!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Ah, well, it's not TRUE love unless there's a restraining order and prescription for Thorzine involved.



Why the hell not? Why should Leliana have exclusive rights to being creepy princess stabbity stab stalker? Maybe her and Cullen could hang out, brush each other's hair, and trade tips on how best to watch a love object bathe or sleep without getting a dagger or fireball thrown up one's rectum in the process?

[bobsmyuncle]

Well to give a serious answer instead of being funny, I kind of imagine them having arranged marriages. What's the name of the guy who decides what little Qunari will do with their lives? That guy probably says "Hey, you and you. I think you would improve our genetic stock. You're married now, so hop to it." Then those two Qunari dutifully have many Qunari babies who are recorded for purposes of genealogy, then taken away to be instructed in the Qun.



So basically your chances with Sten are nil.

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I doubt there is much courtship involved, I mean the parents don't even raise their children, there is probably some sort of matching by traits program

I beg to differ!
How can you not see Sten, in his finest silk robes dyed with the patterns of the sea, saunter up to his beloved lady, the wind in his hair, the sun of the far east shining in his eyes, as he bends to sweep her off her feet with a melodious baritone voice reaching right down to her toes as he lets her drink up the passion in his eyes as he stares intently into hers, his every movement calculated with military precision to endow her with the unshakeable notion that he WANTS her?

It's like a bollywood movie!

This however assumes that Qunari females have feet.

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I doubt there is much courtship involved, I mean the parents don't even raise their children, there is probably some sort of matching by traits program

I beg to differ!
How can you not see Sten, in his finest silk robes dyed with the patterns of the sea, saunter up to his beloved lady, the wind in his hair, the sun of the far east shining in his eyes, as he bends to sweep her off her feet with a melodious baritone voice reaching right down to her toes as he lets her drink up the passion in his eyes as he stares intently into hers, his every movement calculated with military precision to endow her with the unshakeable notion that he WANTS her?

It's like a bollywood movie!

This however assumes that Qunari females have feet.

Man they got legs all the way up to their eyes man!
*drools*

[bobsmyuncle]

NvVanity wrote...

Going back to Cullen being creepy I can imagine this conversation between him and Dog.

Dog: "Licking down low"
Cullen: "mumbles" I wish I could do that.......
PC: Did you say something Cullen?
Cullen: No!

No, the PC's line should be "You can try, but he might bite."

[NvVanity]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

NvVanity wrote...

Going back to Cullen being creepy I can imagine this conversation between him and Dog.

Dog: "Licking down low"
Cullen: "mumbles" I wish I could do that.......
PC: Did you say something Cullen?
Cullen: No!

No, the PC's line should be "You can try, but he might bite."

That would work even better!

[Herr Uhl]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Well to give a serious answer instead of being funny, I kind of imagine them having arranged marriages. What's the name of the guy who decides what little Qunari will do with their lives? That guy probably says "Hey, you and you. I think you would improve our genetic stock. You're married now, so hop to it." Then those two Qunari dutifully have many Qunari babies who are recorded for purposes of genealogy, then taken away to be instructed in the Qun.

So basically your chances with Sten are nil.

For romance, hell give you a tumble if you insist enough though. He offered himself to Morrigan after all.

[ozenglish]

Yay, I have got to the bottom of the page and come the following conclusions:



!: you are all a bunch of nutters, and I am glad to be included among you all.

2: If cullen were to be in expansion, then he would have to be the logical love interest for Zevran, you have to picture that one to believe it.

Zev: So Cullen, I see you are not wearing your dagger today

Cullen: Yes, I am shocked that you noticed.

Zev: Oh I noticed, but I still see the sheath sticking out at the same angle.

Cullen; that is not my sheath

Zev. Can I slip my blade into it?



3: You girls are all awesome, I have made many good pointers mentally, and now am sure that there are indeed worthy insane girls in the world, who aren't going to put an icepick in your back, but more like pluck an eyelash out of your eyes while you sleep, and then put them on the mirror so they can see wht they look like if they had them.



4: It seems that some forumites need to have paramedics in their homes when posting. Maybe we should set aside communal areas to post, that way we can all seek proper medical attention.



5. I love you all, you bunch of sick and adorable souls.



6: I still hold true that David is an 80s child, whose parents dabbled in some bizarre drug parties, probaly at Kieth Richards' place, and now is trying to capture those fun times and put them into a game that all us other 80s children can enjoy!

[SarEnyaDor]

Naa- he just said all that to freak Morrigan out - Qunari reproduce like they do in Demolition Man

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 19 décembre 2009 - 02:02 .

[bobsmyuncle]

Herr Uhl wrote...

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Well to give a serious answer instead of being funny, I kind of imagine them having arranged marriages. What's the name of the guy who decides what little Qunari will do with their lives? That guy probably says "Hey, you and you. I think you would improve our genetic stock. You're married now, so hop to it." Then those two Qunari dutifully have many Qunari babies who are recorded for purposes of genealogy, then taken away to be instructed in the Qun.

So basically your chances with Sten are nil.

For romance, hell give you a tumble if you insist enough though. He offered himself to Morrigan after all.

That was about as genuine as Alistair's claim to have been raised by a pack of devout Mabari. <_<

[ReubenLiew]

ozenglish wrote...

Zev: So Cullen, I see you are not wearing your dagger today
Cullen: Yes, I am shocked that you noticed.
Zev: Oh I noticed, but I still see the sheath sticking out at the same angle.
Cullen; that is not my sheath
Zev. Can I slip my blade into it?

That's the ticket! All Cullen needs to cure his stalker mentality and paranoid obsession is a little Antivan Massage.
Gets them every time!