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[Herr Uhl]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
For romance, hell give you a tumble if you insist enough though. He offered himself to Morrigan after all.

That was about as genuine as Alistair's claim to have been raised by a pack of devout Mabari. <_<

A Qunari does not go back on his word. At least not a Sten.

[ReubenLiew]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Naa- he just said all that to freak Morrigan out - Qunari reproduce like they do in Demolition Man

If what Sten says is true, there's a LOT of potential for Guro hentai!

You probably don't want to google what that means though.

[SarEnyaDor]

LMAO - I've seen enough japanese animation to be scared to see more

[bobsmyuncle]

ReubenLiew wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Naa- he just said all that to freak Morrigan out - Qunari reproduce like they do in Demolition Man

If what Sten says is true, there's a LOT of potential for Guro hentai!

[ReubenLiew]

His sword is long indeed, the little pike twirler.

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

His sword is long indeed, the little pike twirler.

Pike, surely you jest? Battering ram.

[ozenglish]

ReubenLiew wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

Zev: So Cullen, I see you are not wearing your dagger today
Cullen: Yes, I am shocked that you noticed.
Zev: Oh I noticed, but I still see the sheath sticking out at the same angle.
Cullen; that is not my sheath
Zev. Can I slip my blade into it?

That's the ticket! All Cullen needs to cure his stalker mentality and paranoid obsession is a little Antivan Massage.
Gets them every time!

This would then allow you to watch them bathe, and see how Cullen feels when the tables are turned. By that time I think after Zev is done with him, he will be either very relaxed, or more of a deranged, psychotic, sociopathic sleeze machine than any man could possibly be.

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...



His sword is long indeed, the little pike twirler.

Pike, surely you jest? Battering ram.

Indeed. Unlike Alistair, Oghren was talking FIGURATIVELY for Sten.

[ReubenLiew]

ozenglish wrote...

This would then allow you to watch them bathe, and see how Cullen feels when the tables are turned. By that time I think after Zev is done with him, he will be either very relaxed, or more of a deranged, psychotic, sociopathic sleeze machine than any man could possibly be.

Meh, Cullen can always go and cry on the internet.

Hehe.

[ozenglish]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

His sword is long indeed, the little pike twirler.

Pike, surely you jest? Battering ram.

Indeed. Unlike Alistair, Oghren was talking FIGURATIVELY for Sten.

No, I think French Polearms are closer to what Morrigan would picture of Sten.

Long heavy duty shafts, with a big massive piece of edge weaponry on top. (awaits the reactions from the SIB gang)

[Recidiva]

ozenglish wrote...

No, I think French Polearms are closer to what Morrigan would picture of Sten.

Long heavy duty shafts, with a big massive piece of edge weaponry on top. (awaits the reactions from the SIB gang)

Sten's a Borg?

Fine, I'll make more poultices.  Geez.

Modifié par Recidiva, 19 décembre 2009 - 02:19 .

[ozenglish]

Recidiva wrote...

ozenglish wrote...

No, I think French Polearms are closer to what Morrigan would picture of Sten.

Long heavy duty shafts, with a big massive piece of edge weaponry on top. (awaits the reactions from the SIB gang)

Sten's a Borg?

Fine, I'll make more poultices.  Geez.

Hmmm, that must be where they got the term French Tickler from lol.

[ReubenLiew]

Recidiva wrote...
Sten's a Borg?

Fine, I'll make more poultices.  Geez.

Better get Wynne ready with the Resurrect spell too.

Might get messy.

[Recidiva]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Better get Wynne ready with the Resurrect spell too.

Might get messy.

Yeah, that might be a tough sell.

She gets tetchy.

I'll risk death, thanks.  Odds of Wynne stepping up to spare someone the consequences of their sexual shenanigans are low.

I'll take my lumps.  And lacerations.  Who needs internal organs?

[SarEnyaDor]

A high constitution comes in handy

[Maria Caliban]

Malaia wrote...

 We girls of the Swooping is Bad Community would hereby like to request more Cullen!

You like Cullen so much that you didn't bother to find out who wrote him. Nice.

[ozenglish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Malaia wrote...

 We girls of the Swooping is Bad Community would hereby like to request more Cullen!

You like Cullen so much that you didn't bother to find out who wrote him. Nice.

That sounds like a velvet glove right there... inside is Shales fist.

[Malaia]

Hai, less Sten more Cullen plx.



kk



thx



Bai

[SarEnyaDor]

LOL - I mean ouch... *snickers, but feels bad about it*

[Herr Uhl]

Malaia wrote...

Hai, less Sten more Cullen plx.

kk

thx

Bai

Ok, back to creepy stalkers.

[Malaia]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Malaia wrote...

 We girls of the Swooping is Bad Community would hereby like to request more Cullen!

You like Cullen so much that you didn't bother to find out who wrote him. Nice.

And it was irrelevant who wrote him because I wasn't asking THAT person to write him. As I said in my later post, I wanted David Gaider because he makes me laugh uproariously.

And he came through with the dialog


so moar

....awkward! 

[bobsmyuncle]

Let's compromise and discuss a possible Sten/Cullen romance based on mutual dislike of mages.

[Herr Uhl]

I wonder how Cullen would interact with females other than the PC. Which way, Zev or Ali?

[LaztRezort]

Yeah! Arl Howe romance DLC, FTW!



Oh, crap, wrong thread!

*backs away very slowly*

[SarEnyaDor]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Let's compromise and discuss a possible Sten/Cullen romance based on mutual dislike of mages.

I say screw them all! Oh wait.....