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[SarEnyaDor]

Then the furries can have a voice, too!

[Sialater]

Tassiaw wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

If I wrote a Cullen "romance" it'd have to be creepy as hell.


Cullen: I just want you to know... I love you.
PC: I love you, too.
Cullen: No, no... I REALLY love you!
PC: Er... and I love you, too.
Cullen: You don't understand! I think about you all the time, every waking moment! I look at you and I... I want to touch your skin! I want to brush your hair!
PC: I don't...
Cullen: Ever since I saw you in the mage tower I wanted to protect you. Keep you somewhere safe. FOREVER.
PC: ...
PC: ...awkward.

Cullen: As you were sleeping, you said my name. You spoke so clearly, at first I thought you'd woken.
PC: Wait, what?
Cullen: But you rolled over restlessly and mumbled my name once more, and sighed.
PC: How did you get into my sleeping quarters?
Cullen: The feeling that coursed through me then was unnerving, staggering...
PC: Whoa, hold on there. I don't want to know where this is heading, so I'm just... I'm going to leave now.
Cullen: You're like my own personal brand of lyrium.

Well... the mage tower DOES have a basement....

[David Gaider]

Tassiaw wrote...
Cullen: You're like my own personal brand of lyrium.

There is only one line that could possibly follow this, you know:

Cullen: I WANT TO SNORT YOU.

[Adria Teksuni]

Cullen: Ever since I saw you in the mage tower I wanted to protect you. Keep you somewhere safe. FOREVER.

PC: Riiiiiiiiiiight. Shale, I think it might be squishing time. Just not the face.

[Rainen89]

David Gaider wrote...

Tassiaw wrote...
Cullen: You're like my own personal brand of lyrium.

There is only one line that could possibly follow this, you know:

Cullen: I WANT TO SNORT YOU.

Still not outside the realm of possibility, for Cullen at least. Heck, even Zevran might give it a go.

[Recidiva]

David Gaider wrote...

If I wrote a Cullen "romance" it'd have to be creepy as hell.


Cullen: I just want you to know... I love you.
PC: I love you, too.
Cullen: No, no... I REALLY love you!
PC: Er... and I love you, too.
Cullen: You don't understand! I think about you all the time, every waking moment! I look at you and I... I want to touch your skin! I want to brush your hair!
PC: I don't...
Cullen: Ever since I saw you in the mage tower I wanted to protect you. Keep you somewhere safe. FOREVER.
PC: ...
PC: ...awkward.

Well...games don't last forever...just a few hours...he can call me Rapunzel.

[Adria Teksuni]

One of my PCs has already done this with Zev. It's fun, in a kinky sort of way.

[Malaia]

Sooo...you'll get right on it then? ;-)

[Jisai]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

His (Zev's) dream sequence is also fairly informative, makes your heart melt towards him if it hadn't already.

I love Zevran, I just can't LOVE Zevran, because I have a phobia about germs.....

My heart melt for Zev?
Nah, I dont particularly enjoy the idea of saving someone whom will later try to kill me again. Thats like saving Sten inn hopes he doesnt try slaughtering us while we sleep.

What is this fascination with Cullen?
At first he was ok, but after the mage incident, he shows his zealoutry just like the head Templar of the tower does with the Rite of Annulment.

I can understand the squee for Alistair, because not only is his voice meaningful when he speaks but his emotions are genuine. He is funny and friendly and that makes him a pleasure to be around. Yes Leliana does this too and I would prefer her (though I made a male char just to play out the Morri scenario). But for Cullen, no, he can stay in the mage tower, and the idea of a stalker in the game... really? Dont we have enough shady males coming after us to kill us already?

[Kohaku]

David Gaider wrote...

If I wrote a Cullen "romance" it'd have to be creepy as hell.


Cullen: I just want you to know... I love you.
PC: I love you, too.
Cullen: No, no... I REALLY love you!
PC: Er... and I love you, too.
Cullen: You don't understand! I think about you all the time, every waking moment! I look at you and I... I want to touch your skin! I want to brush your hair!
PC: I don't...
Cullen: Ever since I saw you in the mage tower I wanted to protect you. Keep you somewhere safe. FOREVER.
PC: ...
PC: ...awkward.

I can see this being totally canon.

[Sialater]

Ah, but he doesn't WANT to kill you, just watch you bathe.

[Fiserfully]

I said this at s_i_b and I'll say it here:



You know I always assumed that this community went crazy for Cullen because they didn't realize the potential for creepiness there.



That his creepiness was pointed out by Gaider and caused MORE EXCITEMENT over the idea... well... I'm scared for women everywhere.

[SarEnyaDor]

His romance is really actually very touching if you don't just jump in the sack with him, play as a Dalish elf, its better that way.



I still kill him without waking him up in 6 out of 10 games, but it is really well done and touching.

[Recidiva]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I can see this being totally canon.

I don't see why I can't have one more entirely unstable and ready to snap person following me about.

I am gathering that I should be scared of Cullen.  Why can't I just want to either poke him with a stick until he ruptures like an overripe melon and/or brush his hair and tell him everything's gonna be okay?

Lyrium body shots optional.  I've been hurt before.

[Leg_lamp]

I personally found Cullen to be ultra creepy, obsessive, and controlling too. While having someone be attracted to you is flattering, being locked up in a tower/having your head cut off isn't. Your mom/sister/bff wouldn't approve of Cullen, either. This means you ladies can have him all for yourselves.

I think it would be really neat to have a Cullen DLC where he tries to come after your party and kill you/Wynne/Morrigan for being apostates/abominations/blood mages/whatever. And then you could kill him/redeem him/be merciful or whatever, or even kiss him I guess (barf!)

One of the funniest lines in the game is uttered by Zevran, if he is in your party during the "Cullen in jail" scene. He says something like, "My, my, someone was a little heartbreaker when she was an apprentice", and the timing, delivery, and facial movements of the party is comedic gold.

Also during the Cullen is in blue jail scene, instead of the PC saying, "I don't think I should be hearing this" ...you should change it to say, "...AWKWARD..."

Modifié par Leg_lamp, 18 décembre 2009 - 06:41 .

[Malaia]

Sialater wrote...

Ah, but he doesn't WANT to kill you, just watch you bathe.

See this community is full of good ideas, Mr. Gaider!

[Rainen89]

Sialater wrote...

Ah, but he doesn't WANT to kill you, just watch you bathe.

And afterwards he HAS to kill you, because you'll never be together otherwise.

[Adria Teksuni]

FYI, Zev doesn't always try to kill you again, you can change that.



As far as Cullen, I thought he was a great addition to the mage origin. Stumbling, shy, OMM (Oh My Maker) I'm in love with a mage at the beginning, tortured into fantatical mania later on. I quite liked it.



Although...the chance to "corrupt" him before the Harrowing would have been great.



PC: Oh, Cullen, I'm so frightened, I may die from the Harrowing! Hold me...

Cullen: I-I can't...it is forbidden...

PC: I will be gone, forever...would you deny me love in what could be my final hours? *sniffle, artful tear streaking down cheek*

[Recidiva]

Fiserfully wrote...

I said this at s_i_b and I'll say it here:

You know I always assumed that this community went crazy for Cullen because they didn't realize the potential for creepiness there.

That his creepiness was pointed out by Gaider and caused MORE EXCITEMENT over the idea... well... I'm scared for women everywhere.

RIGHT!

See?  you get me.

It's a game.  We get to kill people in games.  I don't kill people in real life.  I also don't mess with delicate emotional machinery in a person like Operation in real life.  But why can't I do it in a game? 

So...murder good...fascination with personal and amusing wonkiness bad?  I will never understand.

[Felene]

Tassiaw wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

If I wrote a Cullen "romance" it'd have to be creepy as hell.


Cullen: I just want you to know... I love you.
PC: I love you, too.
Cullen: No, no... I REALLY love you!
PC: Er... and I love you, too.
Cullen: You don't understand! I think about you all the time, every waking moment! I look at you and I... I want to touch your skin! I want to brush your hair!
PC: I don't...
Cullen: Ever since I saw you in the mage tower I wanted to protect you. Keep you somewhere safe. FOREVER.
PC: ...
PC: ...awkward.

Cullen: As you were sleeping, you said my name. You spoke so clearly, at first I thought you'd woken.
PC: Wait, what?
Cullen: But you rolled over restlessly and mumbled my name once more, and sighed.
PC: How did you get into my sleeping quarters?
Cullen: The feeling that coursed through me then was unnerving, staggering...
PC: Whoa, hold on there. I don't want to know where this is heading, so I'm just... I'm going to leave now.
Cullen: You're like my own personal brand of lyrium.

Reminds me of the "They say the templars watch us even as we bathe."
Male mage: Creepy...
Female mage: Pervert!

Modifié par Felene, 18 décembre 2009 - 06:54 .

[Recidiva]

Tassiaw wrote...

I was thinking:

Cullen: I WANT YOU IN ME!

Both are disturbing as all hell.

And yet I am giggling.

Well, evil option is to destabilize Cullen over a period of time until he murders Wynne and Morrigan and then is wrestled to the ground by Sandal.  Then you can accuse him of being an abomination all along and then set Sten, Dog and Alistair on him.

Good option is to show Cullen that there's good in the world.  And by good I mean sex.

But I'll just have to dream.  And giggle.

[Sialater]

Recidiva wrote...

Fiserfully wrote...

I said this at s_i_b and I'll say it here:

You know I always assumed that this community went crazy for Cullen because they didn't realize the potential for creepiness there.

That his creepiness was pointed out by Gaider and caused MORE EXCITEMENT over the idea... well... I'm scared for women everywhere.

RIGHT!

See?  you get me.

It's a game.  We get to kill people in games.  I don't kill people in real life.  I also don't mess with delicate emotional machinery in a person like Operation in real life.  But why can't I do it in a game? 

So...murder good...fascination with personal and amusing wonkiness bad?  I will never understand.

I like the way you think.  IRL, that SOB would have a restraining order slapped on him so fast, his head would spin.  And I'd buy a gun.  Also, I love the comparison to the sparkly Cullen someone made earlier.  ROTFLMAO

In game... well.... it's fun to torture the tortured. 

And like I said, those vows?  CHALLENGE!  

[Malaia]

Sorry but I missed how Cullen is a controlling, manipulative stalker... stalker... well that's debatable.. controlling...well that's his job..manipulative? not at all Cullen.



Crazy, yup...totally bonkers at the end there...but wouldn't it be fun to "save" him.



And yeah.. boinking him in the origin would be truly good DLC kk thx