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 Okay according to the codex nothing short of a molecular blade can cut a krogans skin. So I was thinking if grunt didn't have a gun and Kai leng had his sword grunt would still destroy him. I mean Kai leng would stab grunt and the sword would shatter (I would laugh my a**off) and grunt would do his little laugh and punch Kai leng to the ground and than stomp his head smashing like a melon. Does anyone agree this could happen. And it would be hilarious

Modifié par garrusfan1, 23 juillet 2012 - 12:41 .


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That actually would be fun to watch. Though I didn't know krogan's skin was that thick. If I could change how Kai Leng dies it would have to be by having his head squashed by a krogan.

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Actually, I decided the other day that Kai Leng is just a chicken ****.

He just runs everytime Shepard shows up.

And no one ****ing shoots him when he just stands there.

Grunt would kill him.

"SHUT UP!" - Kai Leng

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Taboo xx I always hated how no one just shoots him when he is standing there but maybe if we get grunt as a squademate he would shoot him with a claymore

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garrusfan1 wrote...

Taboo xx I always hated how no one just shoots him when he is standing there but maybe if we get grunt as a squademate he would shoot him with a claymore


"YEAH, RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!"

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Taboo-XX wrote...

garrusfan1 wrote...

Taboo xx I always hated how no one just shoots him when he is standing there but maybe if we get grunt as a squademate he would shoot him with a claymore


"YEAH, RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!"

Hahahhahhahahha well said

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"ON THE GROUND, NOW!"

Even naked, Grunt would pulp this buffoon.

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What if Kai Leng's sword is a molecular blade? Given the way that KL's and phantom's swords seem able to penetrate armour it seems likely they are.

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garrusfan1 wrote...

 Okay according to the codex nothing short of a molecular blade can cut a krogans skin. So I was thinking if grunt didn't have a gun and Kai leng had his sword grunt would still destroy him. I mean Kai leng would stab grunt and the sword would shatter (I would laugh my a**off) and grunt would do his little laugh and punch Kai leng to the ground and than stomp his head smashing like a melon. Does anyone agree this could happen. And it would be hilarious


Nah, the sword would stab through Grunt THEN he would laugh. Then it's ground and pound until Kai Leng was pulp. Then he'd go get something to eat because all that cerberus slushy would make him hungry. 

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Kai Leng would start crying like a little girl as soon as Grunt breaks his sword.

Modifié par Strelsky, 23 juillet 2012 - 01:56 .


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Arken wrote...

That actually would be fun to watch. Though I didn't know krogan's skin was that thick. If I could change how Kai Leng dies it would have to be by having his head squashed by a krogan.


It would be cool if a squad mate killed him if you don't hit the renegade interrupt.

I'd also like if the interrupt omin-blade uppercut Leng in the balls and actually lifted him off the floor. And Leng's helmet glasses fall off and he could have this face before you drop him.

Modifié par The Twilight God, 23 juillet 2012 - 01:59 .


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Well in one of the books, Leng killed a krogan in a bar fight.

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Ah, Kai Leng. The guy who had potential but was a complete wreck and idiot when he showed up. Him and Shepards rivalry is non-existent and their insults for each other are just as bad.

Modifié par BatmanPWNS, 23 juillet 2012 - 02:05 .


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HYR 2.0 wrote...

Well in one of the books, Leng killed a krogan in a bar fight.


There is "a krogan" and then there is Grunt. Not the same thing.

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The Twilight God wrote...

It would be cool if a squad mate killed him if you don't hit the renegade interrupt.

Grunt should just show up, with no explanation, and "I! AM! KROGAN!" charge him, blasting Leng's head off with his shotgun after knocking him to the ground.

(It wouldn't even be that ridiculous, compared to all the other nonsense in the ending.)

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devSin wrote...

The Twilight God wrote...

It would be cool if a squad mate killed him if you don't hit the renegade interrupt.

Grunt should just show up, with no explanation, and "I! AM! KROGAN!" charge him, blasting Leng's head off with his shotgun after knocking him to the ground.

(It wouldn't even be that ridiculous, compared to all the other nonsense in the ending.)


Yeah, if Anderson can follow you in and teleport ahead of you anything is possible.

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Sort of off topic but when I fought Kai Leng at Chronos StationI killed him with the Javelin resulting in him exploding into jelly, mysteriously he had a body in the cutscene. Pretty hillarious

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Wifflebottom wrote...

Sort of off topic but when I fought Kai Leng at Chronos StationI killed him with the Javelin resulting in him exploding into jelly, mysteriously he had a body in the cutscene. Pretty hillarious


Garrus put a bullet into his head and he ragdolled into the holes he made into the floor.

Then he got up.

wat.

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It's sad to think how hard they tried to make their uber-villain, and all they achieved was making this clown.

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garrusfan1 wrote...

 Okay according to the codex nothing short of a molecular blade can cut a krogans skin. So I was thinking if grunt didn't have a gun and Kai leng had his sword grunt would still destroy him. I mean Kai leng would stab grunt and the sword would shatter (I would laugh my a**off) and grunt would do his little laugh and punch Kai leng to the ground and than stomp his head smashing like a melon. Does anyone agree this could happen. And it would be hilarious


Wet tissue paper could kill that emo Final Fantasy reject by suffocating him to death.  Only Leng's cereal powers and magical toothbrush save him.  So long as Leng isn't protected by Space Magic™, Grunt would win, handily, and not just because krogan have multiple redundant organs and are impossible to paralyze.

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Taboo-XX wrote...

garrusfan1 wrote...

Taboo xx I always hated how no one just shoots him when he is standing there but maybe if we get grunt as a squademate he would shoot him with a claymore


"YEAH, RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!"


NOW, YOU'RE DEAD!  

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Assuming Kai Leng doesn't have Zaeed Massani's knowledge about removing Krogan headplates, then yes, Grunt would just headbutt Kai into oblivion.

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Grunt would win but you shouldn't underestimate a blade with an edge the size of a molecule, the thing could probably slice through anything.

But like I said, grunt would still win. He'd get stabbed, pull off kai lengs arm with the sword, hold his other arm and crush the phaser thing, than pull out the sword and stab leng through the face with it.

And he'd live through it all, not bled out or poison.

Modifié par xsdob, 23 juillet 2012 - 03:04 .


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If Grunt can hold off a rachni swarm by himself he can deferentially beat kai leng.Grunt would just charge in and floor him then beat him to a pulp with his bare hands :D

Modifié par Krogan Lad, 06 août 2012 - 02:23 .


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Grunt (my favorite of all Krogans) would RAPE Kai Leng

Modifié par Baa Baa, 06 août 2012 - 02:24 .