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[Adugan]

Starchild: So your options are Synthesis, Destroy and Control. 
Shepard: But what if I dont want to choose any of them?
Starchild: You have to, or everyone you know will die.
Shepard: Fine, Synthesis it is.
Starchild: You need to jump in the beam to spread your DNA across the galaxy, sacrificing yourself for the greater good.
Shepard: It just needs my DNA, right?
Starchild: Yes... I MEAN NO! YOU NEED TO JUMP IN!
Shepard: Right

Shepard walks up to the beam in slow motion with epic music playing

Shepard takes off the pants from the uniform, crouching down with the butt hanging off the Syntheis beam ledge

Starchild: What... what are you doing?!
Shepard: You needed my DNA, right? You got it.
Starchild: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Shepard's fecal matter drops down the beam, slowly disintegrating. Shepard's face turns into a smile and the music soars to a climax

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A brown explosion radiates from the Citadel, turning all the relay cores brown

Normandy crash lands on the unknown world, with Joker and some other crew members getting off

All the crew members have circuitry on their skin, but it is brown instead of green. So are their eyes.

Joker: Ugh, what's that smell?

Fades to credits...

Modifié par Adugan, 24 juillet 2012 - 07:12 .

[Sajuro]

What a load of crap!

[clos]

LOL.

Normally, toilet humor is not my thing but this had me cracking.

[incinerator950]

More **** for the grinder!

[Adugan]

Sajuro wrote...

What a load of crap!

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown beam it down

[luk3us]

Best ending I've heard so far.

[Galbrant]

Makes sense.

[ZLurps]

I seen many alternative ending scenarios and I must say this is one of the better ones!

[PreGy]

[xHAVOC KILLERx]

I really wanted Shepard to pull the face when EDI jokes about the oxygen cycle during the Refusal ending. It would have been priceless!

[Conniving_Eagle]

+9,001^9,001; Adugan.

Modifié par Conniving_Eagle, 24 juillet 2012 - 10:07 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

Best suggestion made for the Mass Effect series ever.

[Pantegana]

I approve!

[The Angry One]

And yet this is still less ****ty than the actual synthesis ending.

[SackofCat]

I don't know...it's pretty sh****...

[dayvancowboy1]

i hope it awards a trophy called "**** just got real" with the censoring and everything.

Modifié par dayvancowboy1, 24 juillet 2012 - 11:27 .

[dorktainian]

Adugan wrote...

Starchild: So your options are Synthesis, Destroy and Control. 
Shepard: But what if I dont want to choose any of them?
Starchild: You have to, or everyone you know will die.
Shepard: Fine, Synthesis it is.
Starchild: You need to jump in the beam to spread your DNA across the galaxy, sacrificing yourself for the greater good.
Shepard: It just needs my DNA, right?
Starchild: Yes... I MEAN NO! YOU NEED TO JUMP IN!
Shepard: Right

Shepard walks up to the beam in slow motion with epic music playing

Shepard takes off the pants from the uniform, crouching down with the butt hanging off the Syntheis beam ledge

Starchild: What... what are you doing?!
Shepard: You needed my DNA, right? You got it.
Starchild: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Shepard's fecal matter drops down the beam, slowly disintegrating. Shepard's face turns into a smile and the music soars to a climax

------

A brown explosion radiates from the Citadel, turning all the relay cores brown

Normandy crash lands on the unknown world, with Joker and some other crew members getting off

All the crew members have circuitry on their skin, but it is brown instead of green. So are their eyes.

Joker: Ugh, what's that smell?

Fades to credits...

and he / she wins the whole damn internet....

[tanisha__unknown]

I loled

[Galenwolf]

Awesome, altho all the endings are brown endings, since they are all ****.

[Darth Malice113]

Toilets you say, hmm........... interesting.

[Simotech]

I lol'd

[Ithurael]

10/10

Brilliant!

How long b4 the mods close this Art down is unknown - but my god, this is so much win

[Marauder Shieldz]

+1

[Applepie_Svk]

PreGy wrote...

You should make a pool for this inte BSN, I would even change my opinion to synthesis if Shep could survive .... LOL:O

Modifié par Applepie_Svk, 24 juillet 2012 - 03:04 .