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Unofficial Thread Dedicated To Stories Of Failed Missile Glitch Attempts (Post-Patch); Now With A Videos!


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IllusiveManJr

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So the missile glitch has been patched, and I've dropped into two Platinum games where players were stupified as to why the missile glitch isn't working. It's been quite funny watching them pull out there Cobras and waste two to five missiles trying to get it to work.
Anyone got any stories to tell?

Failed Missile Glitch Attemps Video links...


www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

Here's my first one...
Dropped into a Hydra/Reaper/Platinum. There's a Demolisher up on in that area near the waterfall. You know, that area off the map. She's spamming her Striker in vain while the host and I are down in the hack circle. It was obvious that they were trying to missile glitch. Kept switching between her Cobra and Striker.
It was really funny.

Some funny quotes from would-be-glitchers...
"I don't know, I've never used the Falcon." - In regards to actually having to use it normally

"Let's just try some more Platinums." - Glitcher One
"Nah man. It don't work on Plat anymore. Let's try Gold." - Glitcher Two

"My Krysae (He pronounced it Krie-sayee) is all *expletive* up." - Would Be Glitcher
*wipe on wave one. He switches to Striker VI*
"Yah, just use that. It'll work with that. I've done it before." - Friend (I'm guessing)
*match two starts and he wastes two missiles in vain*
"You have to use two in a row now, they changed it." - Me 
*proceeds to waste two more missiles and rage quits*
Disclaimer: I do not condone trolling or griefing missile glitchers. :devil:

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Edit: Fixed that atrocious title.

Modifié par theillusiveman11, 25 juillet 2012 - 04:28 .


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Iron-Toss

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Not yet but I love it!

#3
Learn To Love Yourself

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LOL priceless

#4
Someone With Mass

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I can finally do a legit Platinum run, so I'm happy as hell.

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Zero132132

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Not yet, but I hope to see it tonight. So LOL worthy.

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http://i.imgur.com/w...wzPOi.gif ]This is gonna be good![/url]

Modifié par Jirachi, 24 juillet 2012 - 06:07 .


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DNC Protoman

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I can't wait to fire up platinum tonight for this very thing...

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upinya slayin

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lol i can't wait to see all the cheaters try to do it and get destroyed

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Killahead

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Can't wait! Hoping for many good stories in this thread as well.

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Morning Elf

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Oh, it is glorious.

If people could record some of these morons, that would be fantastic.

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Mike 9987

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It was patched? i just saw it like 30 minutes ago.

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Morning Elf wrote...

Oh, it is glorious.

If people could record some of these morons, that would be fantastic.


I want to see it as well... 

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Mike 9987 wrote...

It was patched? i just saw it like 30 minutes ago.


Yep, read the threads about this weeks balance changes  (and hope you don't use the krysae).

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Lynx7725

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Remember folks -- if it works, gloating is mandatory. xD

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Sdrol117

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 Now I cant missile glitch my way to the harrier. 

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IllusiveManJr

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Sdrol117 wrote...

 Now I cant missile glitch my way to the harrier. 


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Sdrol117

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theillusiveman11 wrote...

Sdrol117 wrote...

 Now I cant missile glitch my way to the harrier. 


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mad scared yo

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IllusiveManJr

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Sdrol117 wrote...

theillusiveman11 wrote...

Sdrol117 wrote...

 Now I cant missile glitch my way to the harrier. 


[Reported.GIF]


mad scared yo


I'm just kiddin' with you Sdrol. You're a true Krogan.

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Justinmiles19

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I had a guy swear so much I think he blew a gasket lol! I said hey.....they got rid of it and he went off even more best game of my life!

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Sdrol117

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theillusiveman11 wrote...

Sdrol117 wrote...

theillusiveman11 wrote...

Sdrol117 wrote...

 Now I cant missile glitch my way to the harrier. 


[Reported.GIF]


mad scared yo


I'm just kiddin' with you Sdrol. You're a true Krogan.


I'd hope so. I'm not really doing it. 

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Micah3sixty

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Justinmiles19 wrote...

I had a guy swear so much I think he blew a gasket lol! I said hey.....they got rid of it and he went off even more best game of my life!


I hope I can catch some PuG Platinum games tonight to hear similar stories.

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Biotic_Warlock

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Ed Edd n' Eddy!

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tMc Tallgeese

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I almost shed a tear....of joy.

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SimulatedSnowman

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Should be fun. I think today I will look for the signs of missile glitching in lobbies, and instead of leaving like I normally do, I'll just play and wait for 30 seconds into the first wave when I hear the sounds of a striker being fired one round at a time, then "TEAM MEMBER WENT DARK" followed by seeing that player leave the game. It'll be worth playing shorthanded so I can lol about it.

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Justinmiles19 wrote...

I had a guy swear so much I think he blew a gasket lol! I said hey.....they got rid of it and he went off even more best game of my life!

He probably woulda gone off even more so if you mentioned he was gonna get banned as well for using the glitch before.